Ellen's Mom; Seattle 'Xenophobic' Police; And Other Communism | Fri. 9-15-23

Jake Paul-Vivek collab. German climate roadblock. Ellen's Early Life check. Seattle cop hit India pedestrian. Mitt texted Mitch. Gen Z stressed over money. The Hake Report, Friday, September 15, 2023 AD TIME STAMPS * (0:00:00) Start, music heads up* (0:00:55) Topics: Jake Paul, German Climate, Bill Maher, Ellen, Seattle police* (0:03:29) Hey, guys! (Mild) hot-sauce tee (gift: Carver, Snake Pit)* (0:08:25) Jake Paul, Vivek TikTok dance* (0:17:59) German climate protesters: Police stop cussing drivers!* (0:25:18) Bill Maher, scab restarts show without writers on strike!* (0:34:36) Ellen Degeneres early life, evil mother, "wife" Portia* (0:50:33) Supers: Apple copystrike? Anton, Landlords, JAH, Ellen/Tim Cook* (0:58:32) 這個冬天不太冷 (Zhe Ge Dong Tian Bu Tai Leng, This winter is not too cold) Jacky Cheung (1995)* (1:05:10) Supers: Yellow tee, Gay-rated, DLive, Groucho, Taco Bell* (1:13:41) Seattle police struck, Jaahnavi Kandula, India grad student, joked* (1:22:19) Mitt Romney texted Mitch before J6 (Kyle Griffin, MSNBC)* (1:29:30) NICK, WA: Conflicting reports, India pedestrians, back the blue* (1:39:36) False start, John, KY: "naggers," racism* (1:40:32) Gen-Z stressed about money, bad mental health? (Gallup)* (1:48:42) WILLIAM, CA: Self-driving cars, no thanks! * (1:57:06) Silence but for the Gentle Tinkling of the Flowing Creek - Frog Eyes (2004, Ego Scriptor)BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2023/9/15/the-hake-report-fri-9-15-23 PODCAST by HAKE SubstackLive M-F 9-11 AM PT (11-1 CT / 12-2 ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 – thehakereport.com  VIDEO  YouTube  |  Rumble*  |  Facebook  |  X  |  BitChute  |  Odysee*  PODCAST  Apple  |  Spotify  |  Castbox  |  Substack  (RSS)  *SUPER CHAT on asterisked above, or  BuyMeACoffee  |  Streamlabs  |  Ko-fi  SUPPORT HAKE  Substack  |  SubscribeStar  |  Locals  ||  SHOP  Teespring  ALSO SEE  Hake News on The JLP Show  |  Appearances (other shows, etc.)  JLP Network:  JLP  |  Church  |  TFS  |  Hake  |  Nick  |  Joel  |  Hassan   Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe