The Hake Report

Good news on immigration. Trump: I don’t think about Americans’ finances in Iran war negotiations. Callers getting “b-wordy.” Should you ever tell people to turn down loud music?The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 13, 2026 AD* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:02:04) 51st State, Venezuela? In y’all’s heads* (0:07:02) 🎶 Hey, guys! Life without thinkin’* (0:09:50) 💬 Supers / Coffees…* (0:17:28) Trump policy on immigration* (0:28:19) Mexico CIA CNN story in question* (0:32:19) Announcements, Supers: JLP lunch?* (0:33:34) 📞 Michael, Canada: No Wall, Stuck in Iran War;* (0:50:55) 💬 Supers, Coffees: Haters!* (0:56:59) 📞 Ardene: War cost. Obama finance better than Trump?* (1:02:48) A: B-wordy! Vietnam war mess… Colorado fallen* (1:16:05) 📞 John, KY: Trump cell phone scam?* (1:22:34) J: Chud, respect, Jewish people* (1:27:34) 📞 William III: Vietnam, Obama loans, Prom incidents* (1:33:16) Updates 💬 Supers* (1:35:00) 💬 Coffees: A woman’s mystique* (1:41:17) 📞 Jaden: Be polite, Be present; Loud music, say nothing?* (1:50:22) J: The mind is deceiving* (1:53:34) Outro🗒️ BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/13/hake-wed-51326🎧 SUBSTACK: 🗞️ HAKE NEWS (from JLP): https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/13/jlp-wed-51326–📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT)🌐 WEBSITE: https://thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Conditioned to hate Nickelback! Gasoline industry education. Chinese agent in America. Fertility sabotaged by policy. “Chud the Builder” seeks violence?The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 12, 2026 AD* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:01:31) 📈 Birthrates correction? By race…* (0:04:19) 💬 Super: Ghosts, Aliens, and Chud, and black Americans* (0:13:52) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Love Boomers* (0:15:12) Nickelback, Hanson, BASED.* (0:16:06) 📞 Eric, OR: Indie; Arcadia mayor! CA liberalism* (0:25:38) 📞 James, KY: Fuel pump shutdowns? Low profit!* (0:34:07) J: Needs to end! Federal gas tax? Offroad diesel?!* (0:39:08) 📞 Allen, MI: Plan: Restrict energy. Shipmasters, Merchants* (0:46:54) A: Trump golden statue, gauche AI painting* (0:50:00) A: They k—d off my family; China birthrates* (0:55:15) A: Warning. Attack on Religious, then Political* (0:58:56) China, Uyghurs, girl shortage* (1:03:15) 💬 Coffee: BasedAF on L.A. mayor race and fires* (1:05:22) 📞 Bobby, TX: Interracial marriage* (1:12:15) B: “Chud the Builder”* (1:19:43) 📞 Brady, AZ: Fluoride in water; China jab* (1:22:24) B: Want the truth out… More vaxx theories* (1:27:38) 📺 B: Fact Checked…* (1:29:22) Shoutouts: Nick bday* (1:31:06) 💬 Popcorn: Trump suspend gas tax? Supers: $1? Motherhood. Wrestling?* (1:37:51) 💬 More coffees: Wanting a reaction* (1:41:22) 📞 Rick, VA: Justin Pearson; Representation; Redistricting fight* (1:51:49) 💬 Super: Presidential Library? Obama?* (1:53:23) 💬 Oh, Trump?! Outro🗒️ BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/12/hake-tue-51226 🎧 SUBSTACK: 🗞️ HAKE NEWS (from JLP): https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/12/jlp-tue-51226–📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT)🌐 WEBSITE: https://thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict HAKE NOTES | Tue 5/12/26 — AI conversationsCesar thinks CTB trying to provoke a self-defense situation buymeacoffee.com/thehakereport/c/18509517 “he’s clearly trying to go viral for shooting a black after calling that person the n word.”Chud, GZ, violence and “woke” — Grok https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMi1jb3B5_281139dc-0825-4c52-af04-f1f782863dcc“N” use in history and Chud — Google AI https://share.google/aimode/0dTBbZ9atqI2oheorIsrael, Palestine (Gaza, West Bank), heritage, reality today https://share.google/aimode/k1k0TPgNr6sM5BpuDThese Asians, man. Arcadia. BTW: Uyghurs. https://share.google/aimode/Bl02qB2QYGVYZl1EU Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Serious mess in Virginia! Modern-day prophecy? Gov’t power grab after alien hoax? Warnings in dreams? Is IRL (in-real-life) trolling “harassment”?The Hake Report, Monday, May 11, 2026 AD* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Iran, China* (0:03:10) News: Funeral; Laredo bodies; Kort walking stick* (0:09:45) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:11:10) 📞 Meade: VA mess; BLM statue injury; prophecy…* (0:22:30) M: Giving a word power; for the birds* (0:27:45) 💬 Supers, “Prophecy,” New York* (0:35:31) 📞 Allen, MI: Warnings about prophecy* (0:40:25) A: North the “good guys”?* (0:41:10) 📞 Alex: Mother’s Day. “Prophecy.” Project Blue Beam* (0:48:15) A: High-IQ: Cranial, Digestive tract* (0:55:11) 📞 William 7: Church; Project Blue Beam; Adopted* (0:59:42) 📞 Brandon, KS: Project Blue Beam dream, now, God* (1:11:08) 📞 David, Ocala: False prophets; Friend’s son story* (1:17:55) D: Wernher von Braun; prophetic dream: portal I drew* (1:25:50) 📞 Jeff, LA: Orania, South Africa* (1:29:43) 💬 Anchor Baby, Coffee: Friends?* (1:31:10) 💬 Popcorn: Interracial* (1:36:23) 📞 Bobby: Interracial ideas, stereotypes* (1:43:40) 📞 John, KY: Guy going around bothering people* (1:53:32) 📞 Devone, CA: Down Syndrome — END!🗒️ BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/11/hake-mon-5-11-26🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com🗞️ HAKE NEWS (from JLP): https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/11/jlp-mon-5-11-26VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT)🌐 WEBSITE: https://thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

“Lift Ev’ry Voice” for the Suggestion Box. 🗳️ Streamer’s social experiment. Narcissism and competitive nature: No goals? Goofy afro dude and Luke Skywalker acting out!The Hake Report, Friday, May 8, 2026 AD* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:04:17) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:06:12) 📞 Ryan: “Lift Every Voice” 😢 Trump v 60min* (0:11:22) R: Saying “N—” to get a rise* (0:16:04) R: Obama FBI charges? Money to Iran, terrorists* (0:24:05) 📞 Alex: Streamer gets different reactions: Pause and observe* (0:27:17) A: Competitive nature; Impress women or men* (0:36:50) 📞 Jeff, LA: Obama blames Trump for marriage tension* (0:38:35) J: Word haters…* (0:40:59) 📞 Chase, TX: Narcissism among ladies, Ego unmasked* (0:53:40) 💬 Coffees… Future Prez; Assimilation Rubio; Rockin* (1:03:25) 💬 Supers: Custody? Cluster B* (1:05:00) 📞 William III: Philly sting; Trump Iran; Redistricting* (1:09:32) W: L.A. Mayor; Israel* (1:14:36) 💬 Coffees… goals* (1:20:54) 📞 Greggatron: Narcissist? Trump.* (1:23:34) G: Goofy afro dude Justin Pearson* (1:27:11) G: Luke Skywalker, Mark Hamill, Joker wishing ill on Prez!* (1:31:18) G: Callers quittin’; Ever mad others aren’t?* (1:35:02) G: Suggestion, Joe* (1:37:19) 💬 Coffees: JC, women projecting* (1:41:57) 💬 Coffees: Gauche Silhouette AI song request; JLP “goal”?* (1:45:25) 📞 David, Ocala: Narcissists dangerous; Trump Middle East* (1:50:42) 💬 Coffee… Ya never REALLY know* (1:52:40) 📞 Tory accused of narcissism by womenAFTER HAKE: Former Planned Parenthood Director Abby Johnson Joins Jesse! (Ep. 452) The Fallen State🗒️ BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/8/hake-fri-5-8-26🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com🗞️ HAKE NEWS (from JLP): https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/8/jlp-fri-5-8-26📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT)🌐 WEBSITE: https://thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Pavlov’s trigger words. Immigrant Americans and brotherhood. Black lady, 82, raided by FBI. Warning: “Happy Jacks” will turn on you!The Hake Report, Thursday, May 7, 2026 AD* (0:00:00) Start, Disclaimer, Coffees, Supers* (0:05:03) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:07:24) 🪙 Jesse coin* (0:10:14) 🗞️ Hake news…* (0:19:18) 📞 Jeff, OH, re: Trump; N & G words; Italian immigrants* (0:26:20) J: Ethics: Aristotle democracy, Phileo; Weakness* (0:30:46) 📞 William 7: FBI raid VA Sen; Fraud Tsar; Hormuz* (0:35:07) W7: Hake courting Disrupters; Running off callers* (0:37:04) 📞 Josh, GA: Pavlov moments: N—, Pot. Patience.* (0:40:53) J: white are black best friends* (0:44:42) J: Houses built to fail…* (0:46:27) J: 50 mins not too long; Fighting unnecessary* (0:52:16) 🚫 Tory* (0:52:31) 📞 Maze: Happy Jacks turn! Prosecutions, Epstein, Spending* (1:04:39) 📞 Tory: Kristin Smart…* (1:15:39) 💬 Supers/Coffees 🎶 ‘08 “Lift Every Voice”; 1968 definition* (1:26:32) 📞 Jermaine: NFL Stefon Diggs, not guilty, live-in personal chef* (1:34:43) 📞 Brady: South Canada hockey; Somalis in Great Lakes?* (1:38:58) 📞 Alex: Politically homeless, groups; NJF agent for Dems* (1:45:56) A: Trump grade?* (1:47:31) 🗣️ Brady: Mall of America in MN; Pray? Spiritualist…* (1:50:59) 📞 Rick: Gas prices, CA, Trump* (1:53:40) 💬 Coffee: Strength is not physical; Bye!🗒️ BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/7/hake-thu-5-7-26🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com🗞️ HAKE NEWS (from JLP): https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/7/jlp-thu-5-7-26📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT)🌐 WEBSITE: https://thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

South Africa farm attacks: “Fair,” but not right? Israel’s special treatment: Don’t be jealous! Hake’s disagreers: “metiche,” disruptors.The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 6, 2026 AD* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:05:13) 🗞️ RIP Ted Turner* (0:10:48) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:12:40) 📞 Ronnie, not John, KY: Direct questions?* (0:15:47) R: Not right, but fair: SA farm attacks; Rabbit got the gun* (0:21:10) 📞 Zenny: Jewish History Month, Randy Fine* (0:24:40) Z: Israel, anti-BDS laws, Settlements* (0:38:52) Z: Anti-Semitism laws, honoring Jewish people* (0:43:31) Z: … Stronger worldly tactics* (0:46:19) 📞 Bobby: Ancient Israel, Palestine, Rome* (0:51:46) B: South Africa, nice country. Grievances in history* (0:58:06) B: Alligator bait! Birthrate decline across the West* (1:04:09) Palestine, Israel* (1:05:20) 💬 Coffees: Eric, Cee Tee, Anthony on glossolalia* (1:11:22) 📺 Paula White, angels from Africa…* (1:13:48) 📞 Clare: Kristin Smart case* (1:19:57) 📞 Maze: Interpret this! Walgreens closing. Africa, Palestine, women* (1:29:10) 💬 KMike mocking Hake, Popcorn home school, God’s conquests* (1:37:17) 📞 Jaime: FBA news; “understand” or subvert? “Friendly” until…* (1:41:30) J: Farm attacks, “fair”? “Metiche.” Disruptors. Injustice.* (1:46:44) 📞 William III: Getting stuck. Mismanagement. Iran.* (1:51:46) 📞 Rick: Iran, gas not coming down?* (1:54:15) Outro–🗒️ BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/6/hake-wed-5-6-26🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com🗞️ HAKE NEWS (from JLP): https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/6/jlp-wed-5-6-26📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT)🌐 WEBSITE: https://thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

“We are slaves” in Marxist America, say boomers (Hake’s favorite). Trump critic confronts Hake: “Are you in a cult?” Caller witnessed “tongues” firsthand.The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 5, 2026 AD* (0:00:00) Confused Start* (0:10:00) YT start / Disclaimer* (0:12:35) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:14:30) 📞 David, Ocala, FL: Birds, Happy Gilmore* (0:16:40) American bondage; Regulation, Cars, Houses* (0:24:00) Y&T “Masters and Slaves”: Do you obey or rule?* (0:26:15) Ronnie & John, KY: same person?* (0:28:55) “N-word” drama — attitude* (0:35:45) 📞 Zenny, Canada: Cult for Trump?* (0:42:30) Pardons; Prices up; Wait and see…* (0:51:30) If Trump did it…* (0:55:10) They made him give his daughter!* (0:57:48) …Proper credit for Trump, domestic vs foreign* (1:04:57) 📺 Trump: Bullet proof vest? Don’t think about…* (1:07:42) 📺 Trump: I don’t care if they’re bad people!* (1:11:06) 💬 Super: Harmony a part of the Pro-Trump Cult* (1:12:30) 📺 Trump cognitive test* (1:14:44) 💬 Inventions, Maze, etc.* (1:17:54) 📞 William 7, part Jewish, Trump, King, Land* (1:22:32) I witnessed tongues: Seemed real.* (1:26:02) VFW… 35th Freemason friend* (1:27:53) 📞 Allen, MI: Marxist property taxes; Poor construction* (1:37:10) Don’t seek a wife; Arranged marriage* (1:40:49) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn: Obama cognition? Cesar off* (1:43:27) 📞 John, TX: Oil, Venezuela, Iran attacked neighbors* (1:51:08) 📞 Joel, FL: Cinco de Mayo social media: If we quit tacos…* (1:54:00) Outro🗒️ BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/5/hake-tue-5-5-26📝 SUBSTACK: 🗞️ HAKE NEWS (from JLP): https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/5/jlp-tue-5-5-26📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT)🌐 WEBSITE: https://thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.📼 VIDEO: 3D YT / YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (non-3D / Alt)🎧 PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast AddictNOTESSHORT: Trump says he doesn’t know if he ‘can handle looking 20 pounds heavier’ - YouTubeIG: The Death of AIPAC & Rise of America First … May 2nd 2026SHORT: Trump Says He Aced Cognitive Tests, Questions Obama’s Ability - YouTube Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

No need to explain yourself or give time to “crybabies,” but I do, alas. Is Trump “tweaking” right now, for Israel, and hurting America? A black man invented the doorknob?The Hake Report, Monday, May 4, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:03:01) News…* (0:05:57) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:07:43) 📞 Coco: “Love language”: “helping”* (0:11:18) I couldn’t listen about “N-word” convo* (0:11:56) 💬 Eric: Who is Art, why explain yourself?* (0:15:26) 💬 Popcorn: Obama interpretation, Grok* (0:29:04) 📞 Brady: Trump pulling troops; Obama transformation* (0:34:25) Israel 2030, will we cut them off?* (0:40:09) 📞 Ryan: Rude. Trump anti-Christ?* (0:47:00) Trump tweaking* (0:48:43) Ever been in jail? Epstein cameras, guards* (0:54:51) No one controls Trump* (0:57:30) 📞 Alex: Projection; Trump dream: Baphomet Ark, Solomon’s Temple* (1:05:29) Dream means something?* (1:07:28) No Anchor Baby!* (1:08:19) 📞 Brandi, HI: White, Indigenous, Colonists… Out of Africa?* (1:14:24) If they invented and taught us everything…* (1:16:29) 📞 Chuck: NJ accents* (1:18:08) Venezuelan oil, not the best… Processing …* (1:24:35) Broaden fossil fuels AND renewables* (1:26:42) Nuclear? What about bio weapons? Mad at Trump Iran war* (1:33:11) Wish for energy abundance portfolio; Trump, OPEC* (1:38:15) Off the gold standard* (1:38:46) 📞 Maze: black inventions: Doorknob, Iron… John Hanson* (1:44:29) 📞 Jeff, LA: European homes, streets, fuel, different worlds* (1:47:34) 💬 YT Supers* (1:50:44) 💬 Coffees… no time for response!* (1:56:08) Outro — NO ANCHOR BABY🗒️ BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/4/hake-mon-5-4-26🎧 PODCAST/SUBSTACK: 🗞️ HAKE NEWS (from JLP): https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/4/jlp-mon-5-4-26—VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL THE SHOW: 888-775-3773 (M-F 9-11a PT)🌐 WEBSITE: https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

“Respect” is a false setup; we are men, allegedly. Child discipline disparities? Can races talk about one another? Should we let people have their delusions?The Hake Report, Friday, May 1, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:04:25) News, Mess, drama* (0:08:19) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:10:10) 📞 Michael, Canada: Art, respect boundaries, “little man syndrome”* (0:13:35) M: Overreacting to truth* (0:24:57) 📞 Jeff, Louisiana: Spencer Pratt, L.A.; “Voting Rights,” Sunny Hostin* (0:31:47) Jeff: Female cop, Detroit, wheelchair man, incident* (0:34:19) 📞 Maze: Art wasn’t mad, y’all were* (0:39:45) 📞 Alex: Trained behaviors; Child discipline differences, video* (0:46:41) A: Psychological terror, good?* (0:48:47) A: Social media ruined music artists’ mystique* (0:50:20) Back to Maze: Hold on!* (0:52:27) 🎶 Echoes in the Keys (BEAT)* (0:55:27) Maze: We talk about them but they can’t talk about us* (1:03:04) 📞 Ardene: daycare, no corporal punishment, tattling, jury* (1:11:19) A: Trump health; Music opportunities; drum circles* (1:16:01) 📞 Ryan: Exhortation* (1:24:48) 💬 Coffees…* (1:29:13) 💬 Supers from YT* (1:30:55) 💬 Popcorn pretending Obama’s not evil* (1:37:32) 💬 Cesar on “Michelle” and anger* (1:40:07) 💬 Eric wisdom* (1:41:20) 📞 Bobby: They make up history;* (1:45:30) B: Correct false beliefs?* (1:47:55) B: Brian Shapiro on TFS* (1:51:12) 🗣️ John, KY, vs Bobby: We’re not delusional, y’all stole it all!🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/1/hake-fri-5-1-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/1/jlp-fri-5-1-26–VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Another caller announces his departure. WHCD: “Shots fired,” a figure of speech! American identity: Assimilation into the world, alas. We’re TOO welcoming! Iran war: Bad move?The Hake Report, Thursday, April 30, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:11) “N” word truth* (0:05:32) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:06:50) 📞 Haden: last time, disrespected* (0:13:25) 🖼️ Grok imagery* (0:15:44) 💬 Cesar, WH Press Sec, crying, lying* (0:23:09) 💬 Coffees: Based? Greggatron: Shame* (0:26:48) 💬 Shameful, Shameless, ign’ant, not a gang* (0:34:02) 📞 Terri, OR: American identity… Melting Pot? Assimilation?* (0:41:11) T: American culture is different, louder than some* (0:44:00) T: Pandering, catering to different identities* (0:47:25) T: “You can shop here,” Fried Egg I’m in Love, union drama* (0:52:00) 📞 John, KY: That’s feminine. My daddy’s son.* (1:01:49) 📞 William 7: freedom… “Repro-rights,” Foster system* (1:01:49) 📞 Joshua, CA, 1st: Immigration, what’s happening to whites…* (1:23:10) J: People are welcoming it… Freedom of speech, MLK, discriminating* (1:35:17) 📞 Maze, OH: You never had it so good!* (1:39:57) 💬 Coffees… .Popcorn: Lockwood?... Tedious, YT Supers…* (1:45:54) 💬 Coffees… people angrier, spoiled* (1:47:51) 📞 Rick, VA: Different nations, different outcomes* (1:50:56) 📞 Frederick: Running off fanbase! Iran thoughts?* (1:53:22) 📞 Rob, NorCal: tomorrow! Firmament; Story…* (1:54:16) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/30/hake-thu-4-30-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/30/jlp-thu-4-30-26🥊 ICYMI: PUNCHIE TV blog https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/4/29/punchie-tv-ep-085-wed-4-29-26–VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

50-minutes of a black man’s “lived experience” with “weaponized” words. Love YOUR enemy, but not GOD’s enemy? Dating an autistic girl?The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 29, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:23) News…* (0:05:24) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:07:15) 📞 Ronnie, OH: Why isn’t there a* (0:13:35) R: Overreacting to words, fighting words* (0:20:05) R: Rappers mad…* (0:35:04) R: Beta not to fight?* (0:42:49) R: Weaponizing* (0:49:55) R: How come you’re saying it?* (0:57:43) 📞 Allen: Matt 5: 43-44, love your neighbor, enemy* (1:05:47) A: Godly hatred? Personal enemy vs God’s enemy* (1:12:39) A: Gretchen Whitmer hearing God’s Word?* (1:16:23) 📞 Tim, TX: Autism, dating an autistic girl* (1:24:45) 📞 Maze: Ignorant word… Dem-Rep, same* (1:32:41) Anchor Baby 💬 Supers on YT: Bashing Ronnie, Allen* (1:35:53) 💬 Coffees…* (1:45:06) 💬 Rumble Rants: a word’s power* (1:46:12) 📞 Tory, CA: craziness* (1:52:14) 📞 Brady: We bend over backwards* (1:53:48) 📞 Rick, another time!* (1:54:07) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/29/hake-wed-4-29-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/29/jlp-wed-4-29-26🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake https://thehakereport.com/punchie–VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

They tried to get my President! When to mention race? Norah O’Donnell’s “evil” intentions: Imagination? Mary Phagan: It was the janitor?! CO college pills bill.The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 28, 2026 AD — there was no Hake Mon 4-27-26🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:05:17) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:08:04) 💬 Supers: Aghori… old biblical wise men* (0:10:29) They tried to get him! And you gullible people think it was fake!* (0:13:48) 🙄 “The Wide Awakes,” so corny!* (0:16:48) Punchie TV: Bill knows about corruption* (0:21:01) 📰 Self-described race of the suspect: per Journal-isms* (0:29:25) Half-black, half-white… Obama, Trump….* (0:36:58) 📺 CNN: Obama 2011 WHCD vs Trump; What does Roger Stone know?* (0:42:10) 📰 Back to story* (0:47:29) 💬 Supers: YT* (0:48:27) 💬 Coffees: KMike* (0:50:48) 💬 Popcorn on Michael* (0:58:16) 💬 It’s all connected: Cesar* (1:06:17) 💬 Popcorn: Nora O’Donnnell, Mary Phagan, naive to evil* (1:21:47) 💬 Cesar, Eric exhortation* (1:23:53) Chat shoutouts* (1:27:36) 📰 Viktor Orbán, smearing MJ; AP on this day Apr 26: Mary Phagan* (1:35:01) 📰 Chernobyl; Juries … fair trial for Trump?* (1:39:03) 🤩 Trump on Reflecting Pool for cheap!* (1:43:30) 📰 …Kimmel… vs Trump and Melania* (1:46:30) 💬 Popcorn: human nature, projecting a broken standard* (1:50:37) 📰 Aborsh Meds on Campus CO bill* (1:54:41) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/28/hake-tue-4-28-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/28/jlp-tue-4-28-26–VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

“High-T” men can be provoked by words! Low-T men too calm? People who believe in anger won’t question themselves. Does fraud go unpunished?The Hake Report, Friday, April 24, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Yesterday’s drama spills over…* (0:04:31) 📰 News… Trump, Iranians* (0:06:43) 📰 White South African… Denaturalization efforts… D4vd* (0:11:27) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:13:07) 📞 David, Ocala: Can’t just stand there* (0:19:55) David Story: “demon” drawing plate swapped for rainbow!* (0:23:01) 💬 David Supers: God, toughness, forgave mother?* (0:30:31) 💬 Supers, Coffees: Yesterday, pearls to swine* (0:35:38) 📞 Brady, “Cuckoo,” Indian, Grand Canyon, Vegas* (0:41:35) B: We’re not spinning. Polaris …* (0:42:31) 📞 Jeff: Tripping on a word, history, dehumanizing* (0:49:20) 💬 Rumble rant yesterday; False power; Supers* (0:51:10) 🪙 Jesse silver coin* (0:55:12) 📞 Ryan: OK’d disrespect* (1:01:49) 💬 Popcorn: “Fraud,” drunk with anger* (1:09:51) 💬 Coffees: Anthony on some sense* (1:12:55) 📞 Maze: telling people what to do* (1:19:01) 📞 Alex: Accountability, Criticism* (1:27:36) 💬 Greggatron to Ronnie* (1:31:19) 💬 BasedAF: Karen Bass, Trump* (1:32:54) 📞 John, KY: Art come to his senses, enemies* (1:44:45) 💬 Coffees… on the controversy, supers* (1:52:16) 🚫 Haden, another day* (1:52:35) 📞 Iason: Humility, never humiliated* (1:53:54) 🎶 Michael, Canada… END🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/24/hake-fri-4-24-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/24/jlp-fri-4-24-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

A little news, then an explosive conversation between black and white Americans — about “disrespectful” words, or one in particular.The Hake Report, Thursday, April 23, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:07:54) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:10:39) 📰 Billions of dollars: “Waste, fraud, abuse” allegations* (0:15:30) 📰 Israel Settler “violence”* (0:19:25) 📰 Bizarre, highly unusual* (0:26:30) 📞 Alex: Days since Mark; N Pavlov training; “You need to leave!”* (0:36:02) Alex: Japan society; How could child turn g—?* (0:38:22) 🗣️ Art vs Alex: You got no respect, California! Angry! Cussing…* (0:43:25) Art: Disrespecting men… boundaries* (0:56:00) Art: Respect, getting crazy, not crazy enough* (1:05:15) Art: Jesus and Jesse …* (1:13:40) Art: Manipulative with that word* (1:15:52) 📞 Garrett, NH: egging, taking it to heart* (1:17:59) 📞 Pete, AK: Disrespecting while crying disrespect* (1:20:56) 📞 JC, Little Rock: I don’t like that word* (1:31:58) 💬 Supers: YT, coffees: Gee Willickers; Popcorn* (1:35:26) 💬 Coffees: Ann Abor, Greggatron: They become what you call them. KMike* (1:42:11) 💬 Coffee: Tapdance explanation* (1:46:50) 💬 CA Gov debate, Words, Hake arguing with coffees…* (1:54:26) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/23/hake-thu-4-23-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/23/jlp-thu-4-23-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

JLP’s patience. Can you be Democrat and Christian? Artemis II “actors” fact check. Medicine for depression? Anti-Trump complaining like women? “N”-joke wasn’t personal!The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 22, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:54) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:06:17) 📞 Garrett, NH: Sick. Prayed. Jesse patience w/ caller.* (0:13:24) 📞 Haden, TX: If we lose black Americans (BuyMeACoffee tip)* (0:15:19) H: Charlie Kirk on true Christianity and Democrats* (0:24:22) H: Fear of being a minority? Why use “fear”?* (0:25:55) 📞 David, TX: Tulsi WH press conference: Treason? Obama admin* (0:32:14) D: RHCP song: Space in a CA basement; Artemis II actors?* (0:38:10) 💬 Coffee: KMike: C vs F, Quebec, Vermont* (0:45:38) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn doesn’t see Jesse’s wisdom on mothers-fathers* (0:51:14) 📞 Bobby, TX: Medicine for depression, anxiety?* (1:07:33) B: Go on Whatever, debate* (1:08:09) 📞 Meade, VA: SPLC charged; Virginia redistricting* (1:13:23) M: IDF soldier may have been Muslim? Unmixed diversity* (1:17:32) 💬 Supers: YT: Wars?* (1:19:28) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn on misinfo vs Google, Wikipedia* (1:26:01) 💬 Cesar: Ketanji* (1:29:05) 📞 Art: Complaining like a woman? You too old to say that!* (1:39:44) A: Identify with being black? “N”-joke…* (1:47:47) 💬 Supers, YT: Emotional* (1:48:53) 💬 Popcorn: Be OK with whatever we say?* (1:53:16) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/22/hake-wed-4-22-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/22/jlp-wed-4-22-26🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/4/22/ep-084-wed-4-22-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

The problem as a minority? Trump critics on the right. Defund Catholic Charities! The cure for depression? Bieber’s boyhood joke, still touchy!The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 21, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:07:27) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:08:15) 📞 Haden, TX: Grow up? SA cider. LA domestic incident.* (0:16:30) H: Why is becoming a minority a problem?* (0:18:55) 📞 Ronnie, OH: What are you afraid of?* (0:27:50) R: Christian, Conservative* (0:30:59) 📞 Lucas, CA: Dad got me tripping!* (0:35:37) 📞 Zenny, Canada: Trump FISA* (0:41:54) Z: Anti—ism laws? Anti-white laws? Hate?* (0:51:14) Z: Our Future President vs Our Greatest President* (0:55:44) 📞 Chris, NC: Psychedelic prayer, honest silence, higher vibration* (1:04:47) 📞 Maze: Love thy neighbor. CWPs. Psychedelic money.* (1:11:38) 📞 Allen, MI: JLP, 8 children, Japan immigration* (1:15:26) A: Zenny, Mark-lite, Catholic Charities, PPFA, Mike Johnson* (1:22:41) 💬 Supers/Coffees* (1:25:07) 📺 If they left…* (1:27:02) 📞 Alex, CA: Wary on Future Prez; Cure depression…?* (1:32:50) 🗣️ Church lesson* (1:33:50) 💬 Coffees: Why care? Heaven? Popcorn: American?* (1:38:20) 💬 Ibogaine… Cesar… Fed civil war?* (1:43:22) 📞 Art, OH: Chainsaw, run N-joke, crossing boundaries* (1:47:50) A: Illegal trucking: Trump too soft* (1:53:26) 💬 Covering up resentment… END🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/21/hake-tue-4-21-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/21/jlp-tue-4-21-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

South Africa crime. Trump’s psychedelic EO: Good/Bad? Ouija board history. Louisiana father vs 8 children, women. White people in the Bible? Troglodytes and other ancient people.The Hake Report, Monday, April 20, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:04:11) 🎶 Hey, guys! (FB live)* (0:07:02) 📞 Coco, L.A.: South Africa m—, “n” word 2000s* (0:13:45) C: Abusive people can’t see* (0:16:18) 🗣️ Love is out the window 💬 Popcorn on “Ibogaine”* (0:22:39) 📺 Trump on Ibogain, Ozempic, etc.* (0:25:35) 📞 Bobby, TX: God’s plants, lobotomy* (0:38:30) Changing your outlook is better* (0:39:54) 📞 Jeff, LA: Louisiana incident — a black man* (0:41:48) 🗞️ 8 children* (0:44:21) 🖼️ IDF soldier* (0:48:27) 💬 Coffee: N. Heat, accessing spiritual dimension; Ouija* (0:56:00) 🗞️ Peruse the news: Measles, John Fetterman* (1:02:04) 🗞️ Voter shenanigans…* (1:07:30) 🗞️ Tom Steyer* (1:10:38) 📞 John, KY: Iran Trump.* (1:15:28) J: JLP is real…* (1:19:28) J: Anybody white in the Bible?* (1:23:25) 📞 James, KY: Troglodytes, humanoids* (1:29:28) James: Christian?* (1:33:16) James: Oil, fuel companies* (1:38:03) 💬 Super: Empire of the Sun, “Walking on a Dream”* (1:41:32) 💬 Popcorn: Father of 7… no blame for the mother?* (1:46:22) 📞 William 7, CA: Trump psychedelics conference* (1:53:23) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/20/hake-mon-4-20-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/20/jlp-mon-4-20-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Don’t say “parasites.” What’s the fear of becoming a minority? Mouse experiments: Spoiled, non-reproductive. South Africa chant: Do WHAT to the farmer? Good ones “tap-dancing”?The Hake Report, Friday, April 17, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:06) M— was the case!* (0:04:54) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:06:16) 📞 Haden, TX: Disrupters. “Leeching” but not dehumanizing* (0:12:39) Q: Will we be a minority? 2045?* (0:21:13) Won’t get better…? Hope not in what happens…* (0:25:02) 📞 Jeff, LA: Trump, Iran war, economic stats; Jesus pic* (0:29:58) 📞 Allen, MI: The Mouse Experiments, “behavioral sink”* (0:32:52) Interracial vs “inbreeding,” too far, too close; Kingdom of Heaven* (0:40:25) 🗣️ John, KY, vs Allen: Repenting, sinning, 1 John 3* (0:48:37) Allen: Love God, love neighbor, keep commandments* (0:50:55) 💬 New, Coffees… CDC black woman! Suspicion. KillerMike* (0:56:44) 💬 Coffees: JC, Eric on Brandi and excitement* (1:00:42) 💬 Haden exposes 📺 SA* (1:05:18) 💬 Eric on Sin* (1:07:56) 📞 Ronnie, OH: fear of minority* (1:15:44) Name-calling “parasite” is hate; “tap-dancing”* (1:23:41) 🗣️ Mark’s last call?!* (1:24:51) Matthew 5* (1:27:08) 💬 Super: SA* (1:27:58) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn* (1:31:33) 💬 Cesar: Iran beef* (1:36:54) 💬 Supers, Coffees: Anger, Suggestions, Lamentations* (1:42:03) 📞 Alex, CA: Why fear minority* (1:46:18) 💬 Cashapp, Coffee — JC advice for Haden* (1:48:20) 📞 Iason, Canada: AI people; Jesus eclipse, new CR calendar* (1:53:29) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/17/hake-fri-4-17-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/17/jlp-fri-4-17-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

JUST 30 MINS!The Hake Report, Thursday, April 16, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS(0:00:00) Start(0:02:28) 🎶 Hey, guys!(0:03:17) 📞 HADEN, CA: ttyl(0:04:22) 💬 Supers YT: Brandi thoughts, US-Iran 1953, draft(0:12:10) 📞 TORY, CA: Friend(0:13:53) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Dad draft, Jane Goodall-looking neighbor, fight ICE(0:17:50) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Israel, prophecy? Or man-made?(0:22:12) 💬 Coffees….(0:27:59) 💬 Popcorn: Trump’s AI pic “gaslighting”?(0:30:50) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/16/half-hour-of-hake-thu-4-16-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/16/jlp-thu-4-16-26–VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

JUST ONE HOUR TODAY. We don’t hate the nuisance. Caller made a video, causing drama! Trump-Jesus pic, and nobody’s fair-minded.The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 15, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:50) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:05:10) 📞 ALEX, CA: We don’t hate them. “The enemy”? To Israel?* (0:07:27) A: Mixing results odd. Catholics Q?* (0:09:12) 📞 BRANDI, HI: Time zones* (0:11:26) B: Ticking people off with videos; nonverbal son preschool drama* (0:22:05) 📞 KEVIN, NY: Trump-Jesus: Doctor? Gaslighting!* (0:30:00) K: Biased, no balance* (0:33:32) 📞 RICK, VA: Trump, Iran, California, Women and Men* (0:41:20) 💬 Cesar: The draft* (0:44:19) 💬 Popcorn on HBCUs* (0:48:00) 💬 “Killer” Mike from Canaduh* (0:50:12) 💬 JC, Little Rock, request* (0:51:36) 💬 Haden: Charlie Kirk college tip* (0:52:47) 💬 Ronnie: Anecdotes as evidence — More supers A LATER DATE? MAYBE NOT TOMORROW?* (0:54:20) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/15/hake-wed-4-15-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/15/jlp-wed-4-15-26–VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

DoorDash Grandma’s politics? Immigrant vs Americans: working smart? Divorce and reconcile: Y/N? A record of Trump’s “wrongs” in second term… “blasphemy”? Iran?The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 14, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:04:35) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:06:04) 📞 JAIME, MN: Doordash Grandma, Trump, no tax on tips* (0:11:57) J: Henry Kissinger couldn’t moderate these “debates”* (0:13:08) 📞 HADEN, TX: DoorDash grandma, don’t know her politics* (0:16:21) H: Haters… NJF vs Shapiro, overreaction* (0:21:42) H: Blazing his own way…* (0:23:30) H: black Americans* (0:25:53) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Americans are not lazy! Interracial…* (0:34:10) A: My neighbor? Samaritan woman, divorce, Israel, treasure* (0:40:25) A: Divorce and remarriage to the person you divorced?* (0:45:06) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Divorce; Samaritans; Mexican Catholics; California street takeovers* (0:51:37) 📞 ZENNY, Ontario, Canada: Mess in Cali…* (0:54:02) Z: Grindr WH Correspondents’ dinner party; Saving Anchor baby* (0:59:42) Z: Trump tweet against Middle East; Iran quagmire; God laughs* (1:05:29) Z: Blasphemy was illegal in America: Trump-Jesus painting* (1:15:58) Z: Our Greatest President?* (1:17:50) Witches Disney* (1:18:18) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Working smarter?* (1:21:53) S: Obama did nothing for us… C’s from the South* (1:25:53) S: Crispus Attucks, black American Revolutionary?* (1:29:21) S: Porky Pig gotta count to one jumping out the airplane* (1:31:11) S: Communism, Obama, Haden* (1:35:28) 📞 RICK, VA: Iran, Strait of Hormuz, been a problem!* (1:41:13) R: Calling us evil* (1:43:16) 💬 Coffees… MTG on CNN… MORE TOMORROW?!* (1:54:15) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/14/hake-tue-4-14-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/14/jlp-tue-4-14-26–VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast AddictTrump vs Pope Leo and the Iran war. Do you know what “Love your enemy” means? Are neighbors not your neighbor? South Africa. Trump “Jesus” pic?The Hake Report, Monday, April 13, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:59) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:05:22) News… Disclaimer* (0:08:42) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Trump’s screed on Pope Leo; Iran war* (0:21:04) Z: Brigitte vs Candace? Trump making America hated* (0:26:16) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Betrayed by Trump? Vulgar act in chamber…* (0:29:30) A: Love your neighbor? Love your enemy?* (0:39:25) A: Need to study the Word of God…* (0:45:55) A: Silent Prayer* (0:47:47) 💬 Supers, Rumble, Coffees… Ronnie, Ryan* (0:53:46) 📞 HADEN, TX: Ronnie, South Africa, Kirk based?* (1:00:36) H: Calling the truth “opinion”; Obama transformation; Not brothers* (1:03:10) H: Brothers… Genius made America* (1:07:19) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Trump on Strait; BHI… slave trade* (1:17:04) 💬 Coffees: Eric on men, women, truth, frustration* (1:21:27) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn, Cesar, JC* (1:29:42) 💬 Supers: Caledonian, Everblazer…* (1:31:18) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Who is my neighbor? Culture, Assimilation* (1:38:14) 📞 TORY, CA: South Africa mess per lady* (1:42:20) 📞 ART, OH: Understanding scripture…* (1:50:40) 💬 Coffee: Chris attacks the “kid”* (1:53:32) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/13/hake-mon-4-13-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/13/jlp-mon-4-13-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

A dishonest conversation: South Africa now, America past. Seeking the truth? Why white gals go interracial. NJF: Vote Dem? I don’t respect him, but care what he says and thinks!The Hake Report, Friday, April 10, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) The Hake Report* (0:03:31) 💬 Super: Love enemy…* (0:07:03) 🎶 Hey, guys! I Disavow tee* (0:09:14) 📞 HADEN vs RONNIE: G— in South Africa, America* (0:18:34) H vs R: Frustrating to talk to… “like a big brother”* (0:25:15) H vs R: Charlie Kirk 80-90-percent disagree? “American”* (0:30:17) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Coptic Christian church; USAF* (0:36:14) W 7: Seeking the truth?* (0:41:20) 🗣️ ART vs W7: Truth in the Bible? Holy Spirit? My brother* (0:48:35) A vs W: Actin’ like a liberal…* (0:50:13) W 7: Church to church* (0:50:54) 💬 Supers, Coffees…* (0:58:34) 💬 Coffees: Chris… liberal interpretation* (1:02:14) 💬 More coffees, missed!* (1:12:09) 💬 Ko-Fi: BAJAH* (1:13:08) 📞 ALEX on NJF: vote Dem?! IQ slur* (1:18:37) A: Why hatewatch? Resilience?* (1:20:05) 📞 JOHN, KY: Mixing: Raise women better. BHI.* (1:24:30) J: My brother Hake? Why hatewatch?* (1:27:15) 📞 MARK: white women, slander, “insane”* (1:30:53) M: John, r—ism, good job Haden* (1:35:30) M… IQ, short temper, throw ‘em in “the nuthouse”* (1:38:25) M: Train suspect, Juries’ corruption* (1:41:54) 💬 Popcorn on various things* (1:45:31) 📞 DAVID, TX: pointing at others; Japan* (1:47:45) 💬 Coffee: Cesar* (1:48:16) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Animated* (1:50:38) 📞 RYAN, IL: Provocative* (1:53:18) 📞 RICK, VA: Run it into the ground!* (1:54:17) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/10/hake-fri-4-10-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/10/jlp-fri-4-10-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

What an American is. Countering anti-Southern propaganda. South Africa: Is it persecution? Is it fair? Did childhood vaccines shape your mindset?The Hake Report, Thursday, April 9, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:05:30) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:08:05) 📞 HADEN, TX: Gov Abbott, “Roll On”? SpaceX, NASA?* (0:12:50) H: Bobby funny; Ronnie, “American”? South Africa Q* (0:15:01) H: G—ide a liberal word? UN vs Israel on Reparations* (0:24:11) 📞 JOSH, GA: Ray vs Willy; the South, Division* (0:29:30) J: White and black people and others…* (0:34:48) J: Watching thoughts vs believing, obeying thoughts* (0:43:12) J: Liking NJF, Israel, Mark, Dr. Umar, take sides, interracial* (0:48:44) 📞 RONNIE, OH: American History may be false* (0:53:19) R: South Africa: Persecution? Unfair?* (0:59:02) R: SA Refugees?* (1:04:30) R: Fair but not right?* (1:09:30) 💬 Supers… R-word* (1:14:07) 💬 Coffees: Greggatron, JC* (1:18:02) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn on Jesse, more* (1:22:06) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn on Josh, Eric* (1:26:49) 💰 DLive, Pilled* (1:28:21) 💬 DLive: GruvyMunky* (1:29:52) 📞 ALEX, CA: Child vaccines story: pinned down as a kid* (1:34:16) A: NE liberal white parents, anti-South propaganda; black blocking* (1:39:07) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Once a week…* (1:51:33) 💬 Supers, Coffees: Cesar on Iran; the rest tomorrow!* (1:53:45) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/9/hake-thu-4-9-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/9/jlp-thu-4-9-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Late - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

South Africa: Fairness vs “history.” GUEST: Crishaun the Don (at 36 mins) on Trump’s Iran war ceasefire, women’s anti-suffrage wisdom, BHI fantasy, real Jewish ancestry, and genetic predisposition.The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 8, 2026 ADGUEST LINKS x.com/crishaunthedon - youtube.com/@themisfitnation - rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:54) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:06:06) 🐍 God’s protection* (0:06:48) 📞 HADEN, CA: Sorry I felt aggressive* (0:12:32) H: JLP staying in the country* (0:14:26) 📞 RONNIE, OH: South Africa question…?* (0:32:43) 📞 JEFF, LA: Israel-Trump? Soleimani nieces! Ihan daddy* (0:35:31) 🙋‍♂️ Crishaun the Don, The Misfit Nation* (0:39:28) Disappointed in Iran ceasefire? Bad results from good moves* (0:42:43) Rescue mission. Trump’s success… Art of the Deal* (0:46:36) 📞 WILLIAM III: Not willy-nilly war; History doesn’t pay a dime* (0:52:00) W: South Africa* (0:54:59) 💬 Coffee… Greggatron* (0:58:59) 💬 Coffees… JC, N-word* (1:03:14) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn* (1:07:32) 💬 Coffee: Ronnie, American? Trump Obamacare? SkillKill on Greggatron* (1:11:14) 📞 MEADE, Richmond: B-day, Confederate History* (1:12:35) M: Women against women voting; Catharine Beecher* (1:18:38) M: S—gue of S—n,* (1:19:57) 🗒️ Reform Jews? What John meant…* (1:23:08) Do they know they’re misinterpreting* (1:24:08) 💬 Coffee: Cesar: Did Iran want a deal?* (1:27:50) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn* (1:33:02) 💬 South Africa pronounced in Dutch / Afrikaans* (1:33:30) 📞 SKRILL, Misfit Nation: Apology to Gigatron; SA history* (1:36:32) 📞 BOBBY, TX: BHI vs modern Jewish populations* (1:41:34) B: Being into race…* (1:44:26) B: Prone to different things…* (1:46:01) 📞 MAZE, Dayton, OH: telling people what to do?* (1:49:50) M: Crishaun explains… more mess* (1:53:38) 💬 Supers / Closing🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/8/hake-wed-4-8-26 3🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/8/jlp-wed-4-8-26🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/4/8/punchie-tv-ep-082-wed-4-8-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Trump vs Iran: We’ll see! Civil War history revisited. Did you vote for war or “mass deportations”? Praise be to Allah. 14th Amendment: regrets?The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 7, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:47) Crazy ese, or essay!* (0:05:03) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:07:35) 📞 MIT, Australia: Jesse Q; Trump, Iran, unintelligible* (0:18:11) 📞 DANIEL, TX: Conspiracy: Civil War coulda gone either way* (0:21:54) D: Ungrateful. Rebellion results… Porter Alexander* (0:29:00) 🗣️ ERIC, AZ vs DANIEL: Gen Lee, Sherman’s March* (0:33:07) E vs D: Resentment, Division* (0:35:04) D vs E: Most trying time, two modern nations* (0:36:15) E vs D: Don’t need laws. Intelligentsia. Religious order.* (0:37:21) D vs E: Every man’s labor belongs to every man. Napoleon, not Marx* (0:40:13) E vs D: Enlightenment, not just Christian* (0:47:37) E vs D: Trying to wrap up…* (0:49:37) E vs D: Resentment… stamping out Confederates* (0:51:42) D vs E: Lincoln conspiracy?* (0:52:57) 📞 WILLIAM III: Vice Mayor k’d; Philly arrests; Somalia* (1:00:38) W: Trump Iran war; Trump tax cuts* (1:05:09) 📞 MARK, L.A.: 14th Amendment; Iran war* (1:09:12) M: Mass Deportations vs Iran war* (1:20:43) 📞 HADEN, TX… Trump: Praise be to Allah?* (1:26:30) H: GOP midterms? …* (1:29:29) H: Birthright citizenship* (1:32:41) 💬 Supers: YouTube: Nasa vs Nasha* (1:37:18) 💬 Supers, Coffees…* (1:44:16) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn, Cesar* (1:52:37) Shoutouts, Closing🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/7/hake-tue-4-7-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/7/jlp-tue-4-7-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Trump cussed at Iran. Consanguineous marriages. Police chase tactics vs fleeing suspects. Life as a refugee or deportee. Don’t go personal: Don’t talk culture?The Hake Report, Monday, April 6, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:03:26) News… Our guys rescued* (0:05:38) Trump cussed on Truth Social* (0:07:03) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:08:19) 📞 JEFF, LA: In—st* (0:11:28) Consanguineous marriages* (0:14:36) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Mary Rice Hopkins* (0:16:42) M: Easter. Don’t call me traitor!* (0:19:51) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Marrying cousins for inheritance, hold onto wealth; stereotypes; Muhammad* (0:25:26) B: Spiritual canon, what makes BHI true?* (0:26:35) 🗞️ Fatal police chases: Let them chase, let them expend!* (0:35:50) 🗞️ ORR situation with 3yo daughter* (0:39:07) 🗞️ Deported to Uganda as third country* (0:41:58) 📞 TORY, CA: Police chases are ego; stories: Suspend chase policy* (0:48:19) T: Story: Guy took advantage of it!* (0:53:07) T: no serial killers anymore* (0:54:15) 📞 RYAN, IL: Apologies to Ocala, no threats please* (0:56:43) R: Rescue in Iran; CA high-speed rail; Artemis II moon trip* (1:01:22) R… Would you go to space?* (1:03:52) R: Don’t go personal, don’t talk about r—e,* (1:07:56) R: Arrests: Philly fake cafe; Teacher-child, AR; Trans color* (1:14:23) R: white population, nonviolent statistics, police* (1:18:28) R: Druski–Erika Kirk* (1:20:13) 📞 JOHN, KY: 14th Amendment… Fools, I—t for Christ* (1:26:43) J: BHI canon?* (1:32:34) 💬 Supers… enunciate OMT* (1:40:07) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn, Ronnie, Popcorn* (1:48:32) 💬 Chat shoutouts, DLive* (1:49:24) 📞 ROBERT, KS: Trump so smart, yeah right* (1:53:34) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/6/hake-mon-4-6-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/6/jlp-mon-4-6-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

NYT: avuncular Ayatollah. Marginalized Internet shutting down. Lee on the peculiar institution. A nation is a people. Bifurcated view of different peoples: New Orleans footchase story! “THE” crime statistic, per good-at-math caller?The Hake Report, Friday, April 3, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:16) 🗞️ US jet shot down… Trump: Say UNC, Avuncular* (0:07:53) 🎶 Hey, guys! Knowledge Is Poison - Hake tee* (0:10:44) 📞 DANIEL, TX: Movie references.* (0:12:45) D: Azzmador-JLP interview: Andrew Anglin* (0:18:35) D: Art in OH, GGW* (0:21:15) D: Lee letter to wife re: Slavery; Kentucky is beautiful* (0:27:42) 📞 HADEN, TX: “KFC”; Pam Bondi out* (0:33:05) H: Popcorn: “my people,” my nation …* (0:41:17) H: Pride?* (0:42:07) 📞 DAVID, Ocala: Bad News Bears* (0:46:06) D: Ticked at callers talking about wives, very provocative* (0:53:40) D: Bless Israel? Iran war? Pat Tillman… Fragging?* (1:02:06) 💬 Supers: YT* (1:04:03) 💬 Coffees…* (1:08:47) 💬 Supers…* (1:12:00) 📞 TORY, CA: Sheltered from “fiends”;* (1:20:15) T: bifurcated view; Liberal education almost k’d me; Hispanics* (1:24:51) 💬 Coffees… escape!* (1:32:55) 🚫 ALEX, CA: get back to me* (1:33:18) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Psalm 22; Israelites, Sunblock, Jesus* (1:37:34) R: Go elsewhere* (1:38:38) R: Ryan, John…* (1:41:51) R: black-on-black crime “statistic” confusion* (1:44:58) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Nation? Size of countries* (1:50:07) Pre-Outro* (1:50:40) 📞 ALEX, CA: Don’t understand one another* (1:53:23) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/3/hake-fri-4-3-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/3/jlp-fri-4-3-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Rocket deniers: God said don’t go to space? Is it wrong to be a proud black man in America? Who lacks self-awareness? Jaden Ivey: No preaching in the NBA!The Hake Report, Thursday, April 2, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:46) News…* (0:04:58) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:07:13) 📞 ROB, NorCal, single father, own business* (0:09:26) R: Rocket fake, can’t see stars* (0:17:24) 📞 ART, OH: COVID-19 shenanigans, white Americans* (0:26:02) A: Loyalty, not betrayal… Love for black Americans* (0:28:56) A: Haden, Mark, meet honorable black people; Ryan, read the room* (0:32:10) A: Respect native American black people* (0:33:59) A: Trump at Supreme Court, birthright citizenship; dual citizenship* (0:37:29) A: NBA player kicked out for Christian preaching?* (0:39:05) 🗣️ NBA story: Jaden Ivey, Colin Kaepernick* (0:43:09) 📞 JOSH, GA: Can talk with anybody, unprovoked* (0:50:10) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Welfare, Prov 30: 15… intentions* (0:52:35) A: Suspicious space pics: Psalm 115: 16, Don’t go to heavens…?* (0:58:21) A: Trump not Christian? Immorality, end times* (1:04:53) A: Apocryphal books, pig DNA in corn* (1:06:31) A: Emergency Room Covid test up the nose, “all about money”* (1:08:17) 💬 Coffees…* (1:11:03) 💬 Popcorn: Self-awareness, into one’s race?* (1:15:41) 💬 Rumble: Liberation Day* (1:17:32) 📞 HADEN, TX: Proud black man in USA? My people, self-awareness* (1:23:00) H: Jaden Ivey, NBA, Adam Silver, culture against freedom, white* (1:29:54) H: Mark Levin vs Our Future President on MAGA* (1:33:50) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Shoutout to men* (1:40:31) 💬 Coffees, go back? Supers, Rumble* (1:41:40) 📞 RYAN, IL: Sorry y’all don’t* (1:48:43) 💬 Supers…* (1:51:00) 📞 BOBBY, TX: BHI; go on Whatever* (1:53:56) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/2/hake-thu-4-2-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/2/jlp-thu-4-2-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

People have no love. “Know” about Israel; how about Iran? Green bench: Hake, successfully race-baited! “Chopped,” good or bad! Iryna Zarutska mural take-down: “Controversial”The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 1, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:40) April Fools! … Disclaimer* (0:05:35) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:08:22) 📞 RYAN, IL: No love! Demons!* (0:14:40) 📞 HADEN, TX: Projection* (0:19:05) H: Convenient slaves of Christ’s people* (0:21:11) H: NJF misses Obama? Know about Israel, but how about Iran?* (0:25:42) H: Iran, USA, Israel* (0:30:31) H: UN Resolution about “gravest of crimes”* (0:33:32) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: One, no malice. Another, crashing out.* (0:38:21) W III: Speculation. Common sense.* (0:41:24) W III: Sunblock* (0:42:14) 📞 GREGGATRON, Midwest: Hake race-baited!* (0:45:34) G: Yesterday: “What about, What if, GGW”? Public fighting. Stretching!* (0:49:34) G: Iryna Zarutska mural to be taken down?* (0:52:41) G: “Rizz” … “Chopped” as a good haircut …* (0:56:34) G: “body is tea”... kids using lingo* (0:59:15) G: How you do your show?* (1:03:15) 💬 Supers from yesterday* (1:05:40) 💬 Popcorn on hypothetical lemons from used car boss* (1:12:55) 🎥 Iryna Zarutska news report* (1:19:35) 💬 Coffees…. Mike, Chris, Based, Sion…* (1:29:18) 📞 ALLEN, MI: JLP: Women everywhere! Gluten-free* (1:33:20) A: Wildness… Peroxide hair* (1:34:48) A: Bless Israel? Our blessings?* (1:37:21) 🗣️ Blessed people bless Israel* (1:38:07) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Used car salesmanship* (1:39:57) W 7: Artemis II* (1:44:30) W 7: Moon landing, I know it didn’t happen, biblical references* (1:48:26) 💬 Supers, Coffees… END🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/1/hake-wed-4-1-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/1/jlp-wed-4-1-26🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/4/1/punchie-tv-ep-081-wed-4-1-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Judging the heart and mind of your fellow man: Y’all never talk about CWP’s (Caucasian White People), but they do it too! BTW: FE debunked: Light DOES bend!The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 31, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:05:50) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:07:35) 💬 Supers: Mirages* (0:13:16) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Gluten, Celiac Disease, Wife* (0:16:35) D: Ruined pizza night, sick of Broccoli, H.W. Bush* (0:19:20) D: Gas prices racket; Home prices* (0:22:30) D: Crises make money; You’re just tax revenue to govt; Trump?* (0:25:02) 🗣️ JOHN, KY vs D: Do you talk about whites?* (0:31:07) DAVID: White people too…* (0:33:15) D: Stories of black friends* (0:35:37) D: David’s call got them riled! Wed 3-25-26* (0:38:30) D: Story …* (0:40:25) 💬 Super: misjudgin’* (0:41:16) 📞 ART, OH: Ladies in leadership, schools, “bad kids”* (0:45:37) A: Sometimes offended; teens jobs given away* (0:48:26) A: Hake on not following the trends* (0:49:40) A: Story as a kid, not participating with bad kids* (0:51:31) A: Tiffany Henyard, acting Republican; don’t trust them!* (0:53:44) A: AI “Alpha School”* (0:55:52) 📞 AL, AR: Offended by silly things; Suspicion at stores; Facts* (0:58:46) AL: AI warning, lack of skills in America* (1:00:49) AL: Judging others’ hearts; Work, dignity; Comparing people* (1:04:00) AL: Schools for girls, black girl magic* (1:05:58) AL: JLP, Booker T Washington, entitled attitudes, be in demand* (1:08:54) 🗣️ MAZE, OH vs AL: You talking to a CWP* (1:10:37) MAZE vs AL: black doctors, black women in childbirth* (1:13:44) M vs A: Ab—tion 50M black Americans; culture* (1:15:22) M vs A: Hillary twerking? Black Girl Magic* (1:19:01) MAZE: Ancestors, Ghana pushed UN resolution* (1:21:17) UN resolution “gravest of crimes”* (1:23:57) 💬 Super: CSAL* (1:24:42) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn again, and Michael traitor* (1:31:55) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Trump on funerals; Young death; AIPAC, Western Wall* (1:37:06) Z: Loyalty?* (1:39:27) Z: Loyalty for Trump?* (1:47:07) Z: Erika mad about Druski; bullet mismatch* (1:49:37) Z: Don’t vote Democrat* (1:50:33) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Godfather? Sunblock invention? Jesus? John 8: 54* (1:53:13) 📞 RYAN, IL… BYE, y’all!🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/31/hake-tue-3-31-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/31/jlp-tue-3-31-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - OdyseePODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Human rights for “migrants” vs our nations. Israel, protecting Catholics, restricts Palm Sunday. Trump: Sharpies save money. Folic acid mandate to prevent Latino birth defects.The Hake Report, Monday, March 30, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:03:10) 💬 Super: Empirical* (0:13:43) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:15:51) 🗞️ Migration and law: US and EU* (0:28:16) 🗞️ Israel looking out for their Christians…* (0:36:30) Complicated business: Thanks, Anchor Baby* (0:38:38) 🎥 Trump: Sharpies save money (CSPAN) …* (0:46:02) 💬 Super: What good is FE? Unvaxxed?* (0:49:09) 🗞️ Folic acid against birth defects* (0:54:34) 🗞️ Press freedom / Folic acid continued* (1:01:36) 📞 AMY, TX: Folic acid synthetic. Bread had folate naturally.* (1:08:30) A: Fast food with fiber; pregnancy* (1:12:01) A: Autism, inflammation* (1:17:57) A: Mexican food, Corn* (1:21:00) 📞 ALLEN, MI: gluten-free, wheat fiddling since ‘40s* (1:27:44) Anchor Baby coming* (1:28:30) 💬 Cesar: Funding Hamas* (1:34:40) 💬 Popcorn: Far-left AP* (1:38:40) 💬 Chris: One lady eating tortillas, make a law* (1:40:42) 💬 Cesar: Naturally high folate foods* (1:41:50) 💬 Supers YouTube* (1:45:36) 📞 RICK, VA: Iran rain down fire; Strait of Hormuz* (1:52:32) 💬 Popcorn: Economy collapsing per Allen* (1:53:08) 🎥 Ron Paul 2009, Hamas created by Israel🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/30/hake-mon-3-30-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/30/jlp-mon-3-30-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

We don’t mean harm talking about y’all! But y’all are offended, talking about us! Hake’s Friday shirt. Oil crisis and gas prices. FE and space denial debate!The Hake Report, Friday, March 27, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: Headlines* (0:02:59) Disclaimer* (0:07:26) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:10:49) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Grew up with black people; Gap Band* (0:13:46) D: NJF won’t be Prez!* (0:17:04) D: Anger… Florida Gators* (0:19:19) D: Leslie Jones; Future Prez* (0:21:35) 📞 RYAN, IL: I was offended at “Ocala”; Restaurant bill ladies DTLA* (0:26:39) R: “Us”?* (0:30:27) R: Miss Erika Kirk said Charlie would do it again…* (0:34:41) R: Believe in God? One God?* (0:38:28) R: Closing* (0:39:56) 💬 Super: Fri shirt* (0:40:33) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Rio to Sidney* (0:51:01) ROB: Moon landing? Earthrise?* (0:56:42) ROB: Sherlock Holmes quote* (0:58:10) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: spring break; fentanyl wife* (1:04:39) S: China fentanyl, Opium… CHUMP* (1:08:00) S: Oil, gasoline prices* (1:09:21) S: We weren’t scared in the 80s, but the 40s-50s* (1:13:16) S: Jesus* (1:14:02) 📞 WILLIAM III* (1:19:01) 💬 Coffees: Scott Ritter* (1:25:49) 💬 Coffees: Druski, Cesar, Eric on value of women* (1:30:57) 💬 Coffees: Eric on offense* (1:33:02) 💬 Popcorn on sanity* (1:36:28) 💬 Super: Shirt is nice* (1:36:59) 📞 JAMES, KY: entertaining; Hake’s take on gasoline* (1:40:36) J: Oil runs the world… high demand* (1:46:46) J: Trump and Strait of Hormuz; Fracking* (1:48:05) J: Fracking…* (1:50:01) 💬 Super: Rumble Rant attacking Rob; Ko-Fi* (1:52:58) 📞 MAZE, OH…* (1:54:15) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/27/hake-fri-3-27-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/27/jlp-fri-3-27-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

More shrill voices on Trump’s Christianity and anti-war propaganda over Iran: Chicken Little cried, “The sky is falling!” Is that Scott Ritter? Lady called ICE on her roofers she didn’t pay?!The Hake Report, Thursday, March 26, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:04:38) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:07:03) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Bibi manly? Stop. How’s Iran war?* (0:10:42) M: Trump not Christian…? War unpopularity* (0:19:54) M: Oil toll, Hormuz Strait… Chicken Little, the sky is falling* (0:26:06) M: No JD Vance, Theil puppet* (0:27:22) M: Trump 2016 vs Trump 2026?* (0:27:44) 📞 JEFF, LA: Covid test isolation, setup for AI, robots* (0:32:21) 📞 ZENNY, Canada too far gone! Distraction* (0:35:14) Z: Enlistment cutoff from raised to 42* (0:39:26) Z: 🎥 IG on strike, Strait of Hormuz prediction, Hegseth “criminal”?* (0:43:30) Z: Can’t know about the girls’ school* (0:49:10) Z: Stop the bad guys* (0:53:15) 💬 Supers YT … Rumble…* (0:59:36) 💬 Streamlabs BQ, Coffees: Cesar* (1:02:34) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn: lady called ICE on her roofers* (1:09:05) 🗣️ Popcorn, micro view vs big picture* (1:11:50) 📞 JERMAINE, Canada: Christian? Druski 🎥 as Erika Kirk 🫣* (1:17:25) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Restaurant bill incident; Careful what you say* (1:20:44) A: No expectation on Trump; Hake forum; War evil…* (1:25:00) A: Destruction of ancient technology, civilization self-cannibalizing* (1:31:27) 📞 MARI, CA: Hi, daughter, physical therapy* (1:36:54) 📞 RYAN, IL: Erika didn’t do it* (1:41:33) R: Ocala channeling …* (1:44:12) 💬 Super: Fit? Streamlabs JBP 60* (1:46:22) 💬 Coffee: Look into Scott Ritter* (1:51:48) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn hole in narrative* (1:53:53) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/26/hake-thu-3-26-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/26/jlp-thu-3-26-26🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/3/25/punchie-tv-ep-080-wed-3-25-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Don’t worry over nothing. What are you paying for gasoline? Are you still with Trump? Is he not Christian? Melbourne, FL: Democrats and crime? Dershowitz or Fuentes?The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 25, 2026 AD CLIP: Trump’s Spirit, the Real Key to His Support (10-min) - YouTube - Rumble - BitChute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:43) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:06:38) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Daytona spring break; Dallas arrests; Leslie Jones SNL* (0:12:31) D: JLP credit: Don’t worry about something that hasn’t happened; BLK 365* (0:16:18) D: Proud of race; Different ethnicities; black names; vape* (0:19:44) D: Name-calling, theology* (0:21:37) D: Iran, Blue Oyster Cult, Divine Wind; Iran war, DHS, TSA* (0:29:16) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Roadhouse; Arabic Church* (0:35:34) 📞 HADEN, TX: Osama Jesus* (0:37:39) H: Trump support: 80-percent?* (0:42:20) H: Trump’s spirit… Thomas Massie? MTG? Israel…* (0:49:57) H: Cheap gas! $2.45 Driving fun…* (0:51:34) H: Markwayne Mullin; Kristi Noem; Marco Rubio* (0:53:45) H: Marco Rubio distrust* (0:55:55) 📞 ALEX, CA: $6.50 gallon gas; Sea Moss gel: vitamins, fiber* (0:58:12) A: City, suburban, rural: property taxes* (1:01:24) 📞 ARDENE, CO: Bearing false witness against Trump* (1:13:06) 💬 Supers / Coffees: Mike…* (1:15:32) 💬 Coffees: Anthony, Cesar* (1:19:05) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn* (1:24:14) 💬 Coffees…* (1:24:59) 💬 YT Supers… baklava vs balaclava* (1:27:30) 💬 Rumble: Feminist talking Christianity* (1:29:14) 💬 YT Super: How do we benefit?* (1:31:07) 📞 ABDULLAH, TX: Why resist logic? JLP, Trump* (1:36:25) A: Good old days* (1:40:28) 💬 Rumble Rants / Popcorn / YT Super* (1:45:00) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Dem or Pro-Israel Repub?* (1:52:04) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Best, Worst of Times; ISIS destroying monuments* (1:54:13) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/25/hake-wed-3-25-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/25/jlp-wed-3-25-26🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog by Hake https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/3/25/punchie-tv-ep-080-wed-3-25-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Trump on Mueller: True freedom of speech. Hake’s Israel-Iran “epistemology” gets criticized. Differences between Future Prez and TC, and that gal. OF founder RIP, 43.The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 24, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:01) 💬 Supers/Rumble Rants* (0:08:31) 🎶 Hey, guys! Helicopter* (0:10:17) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Thought on Trump, “glad he’s d—.”* (0:21:09) R: Respect? “Glad.” James 3, taming the tongue* (0:27:30) R: Mark turning on Trump* (0:30:12) R: South Africa, Mali, Ghana, Botswana* (0:30:39) 🗒️ Polls on the war* (0:35:48) 📖 James 3 the tongue* (0:37:06) 🚫 ALEXIS* (0:37:40) 📞 JEFF, LA: SAVE Act, back-handed insult; ICE, TSA, Epstein files* (0:42:44) 📞 ALEXIS, CA: Trump honest about Mueller; Tongue scripture* (0:46:58) A: Israel* (0:48:19) A: Jesus’ color, “wool,” reading into it* (0:53:18) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Bibi, Ghengis Khan, Jesus; Lebanon* (1:02:44) Z: Iran discussion…* (1:06:08) Z: Support for Trump on what? Immigration vs Iran, Epistemology* (1:11:39) Z: Imagine Israel having more power than USA; Charlie Kirk, NJF* (1:15:46) 📞 MARK, L.A.: turned on Trump; Immigration enforcement* (1:20:14) M: Putting Tucker in jail? Talking to Iran?* (1:22:00) M: Candy, loving Israel* (1:27:01) 📞 TERRI, OR: Iran’s culture… they’re human too* (1:33:38) 💬 Super: Ko-Fi, Fanny Kelly and Oatman girls* (1:36:29) 💬 Coffees: Mike* (1:39:12) 💬 Coffees: Eric … Shmorn gone at 43! NJF* (1:43:38) 💬 Supers: YT* (1:45:54) 💬 Coffees… Cesar, Popcorn, more* (1:54:04) 🙋‍♂️ Outro: Priority callers🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/24/hake-tue-3-24-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/24/jlp-tue-3-24-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

The Hake Report, Monday, March 23, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:35) Iran war, Mueller RIP* (0:06:07) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:08:29) 🗞️ DHS, ICE, LaGuardia Airport* (0:13:33) 📞 JOHN, KY: Any criticism of Israel, Trump?* (0:19:40) J: Joe Kent; War* (0:23:35) 📞 MARK: Kent, Tucker, Trump being used* (0:27:01) M: Is Bibi manly?* (0:29:48) M: They got Trump like Joe McCarthy* (0:31:07) M: Israel’s ways … control of the Middle East?* (0:34:43) M: Kirk assassination, Joe Kent theory* (0:39:12) M: Trump, Zionism, Islam groups; world communism* (0:42:48) M: Iran vs Israel, Russia vs USA; SAVE Act vs RINOs* (0:46:01) 📞 MIT, Australia: UAE, etc. Camel Spiders* (0:49:36) MIT: Q: Iraq, Afghanistan, what’s going on?* (0:56:56) MIT: Peace on earth* (0:57:56) 🗞️ Not winning the war* (1:03:22) 💬 Coffees: Eric, Popcorn on Mueller RIP, Trump* (1:11:08) 💬 Coffees: Haden, Shroud of Turin imaging* (1:14:00) 💬 Coffees: Cesar Trump faked wanting Iran deal? …* (1:20:30) 💬 Popcorn pressed Hake to answer: Biblical celebration?* (1:23:50) 💬 YT Supers…* (1:25:30) 🎥 Bibi quotes Will Durant* (1:28:32) 💬 Coffees: Cesar: Iran trustworthy? Popcorn: Defend Trump? …* (1:33:07) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Esau, Red, Karl Marx, Communism* (1:37:46) A: Amalek, Cannibals… Haman the Agagite* (1:47:16) 📞 DAVID, TX: Iran strike on US-UK base Diego Garcia* (1:52:33) 📞 ABDULLAH, TX: Be thankful to live in USA, love Trump* (1:54:26) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/23/hake-mon-3-23-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/23/jlp-mon-3-23-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

News: RIP Chuck Norris; Space ship slow roll; Trump’s next top guys. Caller turns on Trump because of Hake and Israel?! The late Cesar Chavez gets MeToo’d from the 60s.The Hake Report, Friday, March 20, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:05:41) 📸 Chuck Norris, RIP* (0:12:06) 🎶 Hey, guys! Chuck met Trump!* (0:17:43) 🎥 Artemis II rollout* (0:20:59) 🗞️ News…. Amazon phone, Ibuprofen, China* (0:25:29) 🗞️ Judge for trans care against HHS RFK* (0:29:42) 🗞️ Markwayne Mullin, “Native American”* (0:33:37) 🗣️ Marco Rubio will he overcome?* (0:36:53) 💬 Coffees… Mike on Trump “glazing”* (0:43:58) 💬 Coffee: Greggatron on Allen* (0:45:37) 📞 MARK, L.A.: I don’t support Trump; You don’t run your show right* (0:50:45) M: “White Guilt”; SAVE Act; MAGA is divided over Israel* (0:53:40) M: No right to exist… Why did you switch?* (0:57:00) M: Joe Kent* (1:00:54) M: Israel will control Middle East oil* (1:03:49) M: Mass Amnesty? Working with Antifa* (1:08:06) 📞 JEFF, LA: Joe Kent was Dem;* (1:11:20) J: Why Canadian callers badmouth Trump?* (1:13:56) 📞 TERRI, OR: Cesar Chavez street renaming in PDX* (1:23:00) T: Epstein, Jimmy Page, R. Kelly, groupies* (1:28:00) T: Dolores Huerta …* (1:34:49) 📞 HADEN, TX: Shroud of Turin… Jesus spiritual* (1:40:49) H: Christianity in America, losing our religion* (1:42:45) H: Jesus 3D imaging* (1:44:00) 📞 JOHN, KY: POC Jesus. Mark on Trump. Love Israel.* (1:46:49) 💬 Coffees…* (1:52:36) 💬 Supers… END!🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/20/hake-fri-3-20-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/20/jlp-fri-3-20-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Trump, looking out for Iran, Israel, and Qatar! Wild-haired boy: “Hey, Lebron, can you sign my shoe? Please?” IG: Tornadoes and hail footage. Callers try to wake Hake up about Israel, Epstein, Trump.The Hake Report, Thursday, March 19, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:37) 🗒️ Trump Truth: warning to Iran, Israel … shoutouts* (0:09:54) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:11:45) 💬 Coffees… Mike, Gregg* (0:14:22) 💬 Greggatron: Don’t say H-man, say the real name!* (0:18:26) 💬 Popcorn 🎥 Lebron, please?* (0:24:15) 🎥 IG tornadoes* (0:30:48) 🎥 IG Hail!* (0:33:31) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Storms* (0:36:32) A: Stimulating callers* (0:38:08) A: Shroud of Turin doubt; cloth was expensive; fabrication, not fake; Catholics, Lutherans; rosary “worry beads”* (0:41:43) A: Stories: Man bought his wife a “golden calf”...* (0:46:52) 💬 Popcorn on CROWN act and “natural” hair* (0:57:01) 💬 Supers, Rumble Rants: Tax cuts* (0:58:51) 💬 Diamond: Watermelon shirt yesterday* (1:00:54) 💬 Rumble Rants yesterday: Trump UN ‘17 Iran; King of the World; Remittances* (1:03:32) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Trump, Iran* (1:14:55) Z: Trump’s daughter … Christian…* (1:19:51) Z: Trump snake oil salesman: Iran, Epstein, Immigration* (1:24:24) 🗣️ COURTNEY, UT and Z: Trump became Jewish* (1:29:41) C & Z: Epstein lies…* (1:33:31) C: mess, gossip, rumors, self awareness* (1:37:11) 💬 Super… including MORE from yesterday* (1:39:43) 💬 Popcorn on Michael Jordan* (1:42:15) 📞 MARK, FL: Trump going into Iran, Christians on Israel* (1:53:50) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/19/hake-thu-3-19-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/19/jlp-thu-3-19-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Several headlines: AI Bibi? Juliana “Forget Trump” Stratton, next black female Senator? Iran war propaganda: Trump vs NATO?The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 18, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start 💬 Super* (0:03:18) 🗞️ Headlines… AI Bibi? Bondi… Juliana Stratton* (0:09:55) 🗞️ Pot… That gal more* (0:12:10) 🗞️ More headlines… Iran security chief Ali Larijani, Kant* (0:15:06) 🗞️ Yet more headlines… Babies start deceiving at 8 months?! Spring Break or Easter Vacation* (0:21:05) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:22:27) 📞 MR. PINK, CA: Iran new leader? Lies, Propaganda* (0:37:31) MR. P: Concern for the future; SAVE Act; Fraud* (0:43:15) P: La la la…* (0:43:50) 📞 WILLIAM III… Iran* (0:49:15) W III: FL spring break; Disrupting the neighborhood* (0:54:27) 📞 RONNIE, OH: US shoulda asked first… Oil, Opium* (1:04:33) R: Obama vs Trump on war with low ratings* (1:06:42) 📞 ART, OH: Eat, but won’t help! Trump vs NATO* (1:10:47) A: Go Karts, cash register; Crisean Rock pregnancy alleged mess* (1:20:36) 💬 Coffees: Mike on Ryan; Cesar on immigrants, homeless* (1:31:09) 💬 Coffees: Chris: Juliana Stratton’s Forget Trump ad!* (1:34:36) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn on Joe Kent, Our Future President* (1:46:34) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn on Godfather and the Suggestion Box* (1:48:53) 📞 ALAN, FL: Save the beagles* (1:54:12) Outro: Missed your Rumble Rants, Supers!🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/18/hake-wed-3-18-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/18/jlp-wed-3-18-26🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/3/18/punchie-tv-episode-079-wed-3-18-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Callers vent about Israel, Iran war, and white Americans. Is Islam closer to Christianity than Judaism? Can a brother walk in the suburb with a boombox without fear?The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 17, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:06:00) 🎶 Hey, guys* (0:07:51) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: Stop supporting Trump* (0:10:34) Z: Muslims’ vs Jews’ belief about Jesus* (0:14:35) Z: Muslims closer to Christianity* (0:16:13) Z: Mark Levin and Trump* (0:22:09) Z: Israel birthrates… Family and culture* (0:30:16) Z: Torpedoed a ship off India; Girls’ school, daughters of IRGC* (0:35:32) Z: Super: Muslims … women’s treatment* (0:39:29) 📞 RYAN, IL: Trump forgetting why we voted for him* (0:46:24) R: Bibi, Trump, loving Israel… “compromised”* (0:49:10) R: Y’all ain’t [acting] human, but evil!* (0:54:10) R: Why no term limits? Trump is overwhelmed* (0:56:46) R: Judging by character?* (0:58:17) R: Walking in your neighborhood* (1:01:40) 💬 Coffees… Mike, Greggatron* (1:05:13) 💬 Coffee: Heat… on Trump wins* (1:08:53) 💬 Coffee: Ronnie … Jesus and Christianity and race? Polk* (1:15:15) 💬 Coffees: Cesar: which women … DR vs Israel* (1:22:39) 💬 Coffees: Chris… Supers…* (1:26:12) 📞 JEFF, LA: USA No. 1 GDP. Truth about the slave trade* (1:28:31) 📞 ANTHONY, SoCal: Iran women education contradiction* (1:32:55) A: Shalom and Salem; ‘Isa and Yasu’* (1:35:29) A: Muhammad not in Torah. The Comforter. s/o Omar… Jesus/Esau* (1:39:59) A: Koran, the Bible, the “Word of God,” and talking to Muslims* (1:41:52) A: Ramadan from polytheist Sabians…?* (1:45:00) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Centurion on Jesus, Ephraim tribe in Israel* (1:49:05) 📞 RICK, VA: Different neighborhoods. Chick-Fil-A* (1:52:44) 📞 WILLIAM III: Nothing means nothing! Gas prices in neighborhoods* (1:54:21) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/17/hake-tue-3-17-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/17/jlp-tue-3-17-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Identity is an idol. Jesus’ color is a silly argument. Muslims’ false belief about Christ? Jesse Jackson’s “celebration of life” turned to political griping! “DEI” fact check from Marc Lamont Hill.The Hake Report, Monday, March 16, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: Rumble: Iran vs protesters? Disclaimer* (0:05:28) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:07:30) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Should be way past Jesus’ color* (0:11:39) D: Races got together in OT; Diversity today* (0:14:10) D: Iranians, Muslim belief about Jesus; Deerborn; Israel* (0:17:55) D: Buddha in house?* (0:22:27) D: Dream about the war hitting America, woman asked car detailed* (0:23:28) D: Revelation 4, Jesus as God* (0:24:59) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Trump all we got, though he’s controlled* (0:26:14) M: Muslims, Jews, and Christians: Shroud of Turin; false gods* (0:30:10) M: We made them Christian… a war on us…* (0:34:27) 📞 WILLIAM III: Temptation to think race* (0:36:22) W: Creole is black … Jesus speculation… “Get a life.”* (0:41:36) W: Jesse Jackson Jr. on Clinton… Who’s new leader?* (0:46:14) W: Wanting successful people to fail* (0:48:06) 📞 MAZE, Dayton, OH: 250 anniversary* (0:50:39) M: Not a funeral, a celebration of life to complain about Trump?* (0:57:13) M: DEI is not the Iran war… Complaining vs appreciating* (1:04:44) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Buddha, hummingbird statues; graven images* (1:09:46) A: Price of slavery… African civilization enriched…* (1:15:30) 📞 BRANDI, HI: Making color and arguments idol; Marriages* (1:21:33) B: Islam and anti-Christ… K—ing people* (1:28:15) 💬 Supers / Rumble Rants: Celebration, “American”* (1:33:40) 💬 Coffees: Anthony, Eric, Gregg, Chris on hail, Cesar* (1:43:10) 💬 Coffees: Popcorn on Harvard and Sinners, Cesar on Jesus and color; Carver on Trump and Israel* (1:53:13) 🚫 OOPS, Sorry, Frederick! END🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/16/hake-mon-3-16-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/16/jlp-mon-3-16-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Do many whites think Jesus was white? Why black Americans are more “into” race. Should we be more concerned about children than adults, in war?The Hake Report, Friday, March 13, 2026 AD CLIP: Who Cares About the School if Kids Go to Heaven Anyway? (Totally Kidding) YouTube | Rumble | BitChute 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:05:44) 🎶 Hey, you guys!* (0:08:12) 💬 Supers I’d missed… TP roll in the toilet. Iran uranium.* (0:15:23) 📞 MICHAEL, Canada: Ridin’ Dirty. Gummy “addict.” Manu Militari rapper.* (0:19:59) M: French Canadian … Rooster* (0:23:11) 📞 RONNIE, OH: Godfather: HW.* (0:24:17) R: Non-white Jesus* (0:32:11) R: Blacks are more into race…* (0:39:05) R: Race matters on earth, not in Heaven* (0:42:05) R: Is it a war, William III?* (0:44:57) R: More concerned about children than adults? Tony Montana, Scarface, CNN* (0:51:08) 📞 WILLIAM III: Old Dominion, Michigan synagogue* (0:54:39) W III: Little girl died … bashing* (0:58:55) 📞 MAZE, OH… he’s not white* (1:02:58) M: Glee making people mad? Or making them think?* (1:07:08) M: Need to teach people not to hate…* (1:08:13) 📞 JEFF, LA: Heaven and color of God* (1:11:10) 🗒️ Mojtaba Khamenei coma? Disfigured?* (1:12:48) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Digital watch, circadian rhythm. Punchie’s Coffee. Meds, govt regs.* (1:16:30) A: All under oppression: Property tax, debt slavery, Christian BHI* (1:21:05) 📞 JOHN, KY: Jesus, what is “olive skinned”?* (1:26:18) J: Bibi; Did you think of Jesus’ color, Ronnie?* (1:30:13) 📞 ALEX, CA: Catholics and Satanists, worship the mother?* (1:32:18) A: Jesus’ face cannot be seen, light-skinned; What should we like?* (1:33:44) 📞 TERRI, OR: Jesus is Irish! “Millionaire’s tax” in WA* (1:38:25) 💬 Supers… Brandi, B-day boy, Terri* (1:39:49) 💬 Coffees… Greggatron, Eric* (1:43:27) 💬 Coffees… Popcorn, Eric, Mike, Cesar* (1:49:37) 💬 Rumble Rants: “girls school” in IRAN?* (1:52:53) 📞 JAIME, MN: I’d bow to black Jesus* (1:54:11) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/13/hake-fri-3-13-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/13/jlp-fri-3-13-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Take even Trump with a grain of salt. Bowing to African Jesus: A liberal question? Maze mentions the late great Stepin Fetchit and Kash Patel’s eyes.The Hake Report, Thursday, March 12, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:08:42) 💬 Popcorn: Energy prices promise lie* (0:09:04) 💬 Cesar: Would you bow to African Jesus? What if?* (0:11:22) 💬 Eric: AI* (0:12:42) 💬 Eric: Women, men* (0:17:30) 💬 Mike: Forgot to pay assurance* (0:18:17) 💬 Eric: Tate solution* (0:20:38) 🎶 Hey, guys! 💬 Cesar shirt* (0:22:48) 💬 Super: Predicting 9/11-style “Iran” attack* (0:23:12) 🎶 Hold on… “Estamos en el Norte (v 3, Suno AI music)* (0:26:25) 📞 JEFF, LA: Trump on Iran, 1980* (0:27:51) 📞 WILLIAM 7: No s— 7 years, anger. Star Trek, Spock. “Go boldly.”* (0:30:24) W 7: War or operation?* (0:34:00) 🎥 W 7: CLIP: Excursion and war, per Trump* (0:36:06) W 7 explains* (0:37:18) W 7: Black and white Jesus doesn’t matter, Rainbow, Wizard of Oz* (0:41:08) 🗣️ WILLIAM 7 vs ANTHONY, SoCal: Bow to God only, not Jesus?* (0:46:00) W7 vs A: If he’s black would you bow? Liberal Q?* (0:50:37) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: RIP actors; War in Iran* (0:57:20) W III: The school struck… children pull on emotions…* (1:02:50) 💬 Super: Fake Iran school photos?!* (1:04:09) 💬 Popcorn on grain of salt and why Trump* (1:10:48) 📞 MAZE, OH: Don’t have to look like you* (1:14:04) M: Mark Levin: Trump is the first Jewish president* (1:19:00) M: Stepin Fetchit* (1:22:55) 💬 M: Super: Trump saved us from 2 women presidents* (1:26:50) Kristi Noem reassigned* (1:28:26) 🚫 ARDENE, CO, not there* (1:28:40) 📞 RYAN, IL, cussing* (1:29:28) Anchor Baby, Shoutouts* (1:32:32) 📞 RYAN: Angry callers, who believe in God? History…* (1:36:56) R: Iran, who cares. I care about home.* (1:39:03) R: Would you be for it if you were Iranian? Are we soft?* (1:41:15) R: Is your show to help people?* (1:45:15) R: Get you a girl?* (1:46:43) 💬 R: Super: Beginning of the day?* (1:47:52) 💬 Popcorn: Trump Truth on Thomas Massie primary* (1:51:44) 💬 CSAL: cracking myself up; that shirt ain’t it* (1:52:24) 📞 RICK, VA: Throw out “colonizers,” become dictators* (1:54:13) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/12/hake-thu-3-12-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/12/jlp-thu-3-12-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Stereotypes: Smoke alarms vs wash cloths. Pop culture smears the South. Why is questioning the H— illegal? Support Nick and Israel? Would you bow to Jesus? Is he black?The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 11, 2026 ADCLIP: John Grisham's 'A Time to Kill' Reversed Racial Roles?! (6-min) YouTube - Rumble 🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:17) 💬 Rumble Rant: Smoke Alarm* (0:06:33) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:09:35) 📞 JOHN, KY: trolling about wash cloths, smelling like dogs* (0:12:43) 🚫 Meade, VA* (0:13:13) 📞 DAVID, TX: Kristi Noem, $220M immigration ads* (0:19:02) D: Chappelle* (0:20:20) 📞 BRANDON, KS: KC fake schools, chirp on calls; abuse* (0:27:13) 📞 MEADE, VA: portrayal of white southerners; “A Time to Kill”* (0:33:41) 📞 HADEN, TX: Hygiene; Yahshua; Nothing to be proud of* (0:38:48) H: H— denial laws in Europe, Canada, Australia …* (0:50:24) H: Shroud of Turin* (0:56:26) 🗒️ Shroud depicted a white or Arab or Sephardic man?* (0:57:48) 📞 MARK, L.A.: German LGBTQ, Antifa; History: Rockwell* (1:00:54) M: Support NJF and Israel?!* (1:04:34) M: Crusades, Sign of cross “antisemitic”?* (1:05:39) M: Ryan, riots bashing cops; people turn on you* (1:08:25) M: Netanyahu, Lindsey Graham, Iran war, Israel* (1:13:09) M: Islamists or Zionists* (1:14:20) M: IDF stand down, Oct 7? Guilt* (1:16:15) 📞 ALEX, CA: AI conscious or just liberal? Fruit fly* (1:20:08) A: Using AI tool, gas $6/gallon* (1:21:05) A: Women’s History Month, easy life* (1:22:07) 💬 Shoutouts* (1:23:56) 💬 Supers: Brandi, prophecy* (1:25:39) 💬 Super: How to love enemies.* (1:27:29) 💬 Coffees… Mike* (1:29:50) 💬 Eric… Identity is false* (1:31:42) 💬 Coffees… Cesar, Eric on women* (1:33:35) 💬 Coffee: Anthony, Eric on sin, ego* (1:35:39) 💬 Coffee: Ronnie, Everblazer* (1:39:02) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Would you bow? Gotcha questions; Jesus* (1:44:39) 📞 BOBBY, TX: Senate race: Talarico, Paxton, Cornyn* (1:48:50) 📞 ROB, NorCal: Logical fallacies. CALL TMRW!* (1:51:56) 💬 Supers/Coffees… IOU (Pilled, etc.)* (1:54:13) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/11/hake-wed-3-11-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/11/jlp-wed-3-11-26🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/3/11/punchie-tv-episode-078-wed-3-11-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt) - Odysee PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict –📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

History with no agenda? “Jesus was a POC.” Isn’t it a stupid question, whether Hake took the $7K? “No other President” can do what Trump does!The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 9, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:24) 🚫 I disclaim. St— Q? Babbling* (0:04:53) 🎶 Hey, guys! Raven vs Crow* (0:06:55) 📞 HADEN, TX: H— numbers per Rockwell: no “agenda”* (0:12:05) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Star/Triangle patches… de-lousing* (0:15:14) A: Pilate washed his hands of Jesus’ punishment* (0:18:29) 🗣️ JOHN, KY vs ALLEN: Jesus was a POC. Israelites.* (0:26:40) J & A: Bow to a black Jesus? Color matters in heaven and on earth…* (0:31:12) ALLEN: Who are the oppressors?* (0:33:43) Coffees: Michael* (0:37:21) Coffee: Greggatron* (0:39:40) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Charlie K; N—, Communists;* (0:43:03) MARK: 💬 Would you bow to a black Jesus?* (0:46:42) M: Stupid Question* (0:49:50) M 💬 Supers: Kevin Ally… other mess* (0:54:48) 📞 WILLIAM III* (1:02:27) 💬 Coffee: Popcorn mess* (1:06:16) 📞 RICK, VA: Epstein hype; Jesus’ color mess* (1:11:46) R: Baltimore mayor use of funds; progressive Christian Talarico* (1:17:34) 📞 JEFF, LA: White is a color; Trump 🎥 No other president. SAVE Act: 20M* (1:22:30) 📞 ART, OH: Trump hired Kristi Noem spending* (1:30:05) A: Deportation and immigration* (1:35:08) A: JD Vance … CIS Org* (1:38:17) 💬 Popcorn: Black Santa and Jesus…* (1:42:34) 📞 RYAN, IL: Iran war… Will Israel turn on us?* (1:51:01) R: If black Americans left… Show appreciation!* (1:53:42) Outro 💬 007… callers🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/10/hake-tue-3-10-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/10/jlp-tue-3-10-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

History denial/propaganda. Quit 30 days: “monkey on your back!” Iran school bombed near base? Jesse Jackson funeral: No politics, please?The Hake Report, Monday, March 9, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:31) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:04:46) 📞 HADEN, TX: Aztlán* (0:09:37) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: H— denial? Deny other things!* (0:19:21) D: Know-it-all… Getting facts right… Men and women* (0:24:51) 🗣️ MARK, CA, & DAVID: H— used for guilt; Gummy bear stop month…* (0:27:53) M & D: Jesus and J’s spirit, not our friends* (0:31:41) M & D: “Forgive them,” but recognize; Almanac hw; Z— Christian* (0:37:20) M & D: Iran war? Israel history* (0:44:23) M & D: 30 days. Muslim people… Last word, Mark* (0:46:24) DAVID: Heaven* (0:47:07) 📞 JAIME, MN: Ally, my rabbi, “dummy,” wood doors?* (0:51:25) J: Iran propaganda… pallets of cash… Our Future Prez…* (0:58:23) 📞 ZENNY, Canada: H—, anger, fear, false guilt* (1:04:42) Z: Charlie Kirk on Iran April 2025; If Trump nuked Tehran?* (1:11:37) Z: Balance of power?* (1:15:16) Z: Prediction…* (1:16:49) 📞 JEFF, LA: Jesse Jackson funeral; Jr. leave politics at home* (1:19:16) J: Trump isn’t controlled: Venezuela, Iran, exposing China weakness* (1:22:55) Jesse Jackson, Jr.* (1:26:38) 💬 Supers/Coffees… Bass, Gas masks* (1:29:39) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Iran war, 1 week in. Don’t worry.* (1:37:43) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Appreciation for civilized countries; Mark appreciation; 30 days to break a habit* (1:42:42) R: Weakening men…* (1:46:05) R: Obama, Biden, Kamala; Jesse Jackson shaking the apple tree* (1:47:20) 💬 Coffees: Cesar, Popcorn … END🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/9/hake-mon-3-9-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/9/jlp-mon-3-9-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. | HAKE NEWS Mon 3-9-26🗞️ News (CNN email or AP or Morning Brew or theSkimm Mon 3-9-26)5 things to know for March 9: Iran’s new leader, Oil prices, Airport delays, NYC mayor explosive, Utah murder trialIn the news today: Iran names a new supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, after his father and predecessor was killed at the start of the war; what the latest numbers show about the U.S. economy under President Donald Trump; and Russia’s cautious stance as the Iran war escalates. Also, Punch the monkey is growing up.The Hake Report – https://thehakereport.com/episodes Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

European Israelites? Kristi Noem gossip. Markwayne Mullin vs union “thug”? Be a better father? The high-IQ direct line to Trump? (s/o DC Talk, Weds too)The Hake Report, Friday, March 6, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:04:19) Chris Foote, TFS, Super from Harmony* (0:06:05) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:08:05) Abraham Accords?* (0:13:01) 📞 ALLEN, MI: Israel name change, forgotten, bad figs…* (0:23:10) A: How do you figure Jesus told us to care?* (0:28:14) A: white and Jewish people, brothers?* (0:32:24) A: My 20s, worldly, entertainment* (0:34:55) 📞 RICK, Hampton, VA: Fired Kristi Noem…* (0:44:28) R: Trump midterms?* (0:48:31) spring forward* (0:50:17) 📞 JEFF, LA Markwayne Mullin vs Sean O’Brien* (0:55:11) 📞 DONOVAN, Denver, CO: Become a better father, husband* (1:06:41) 📞 JAIME, MN: Israel, productive, unlike Canada* (1:11:20) J: Values, white like BHI, reticular activating notions, training* (1:13:31) 📞 WILLIAM 7: IQ* (1:21:44) 💬 Supers / Coffees: Counseling abuse, Angry callers, Islam, etc.* (1:27:11) 💬 Supers: Greggatron* (1:28:14) 💬 Cesar: Documentary banned* (1:30:53) 💬 Popcorn: gossip, rumors, Trump? true propaganda?* (1:34:36) 💬 Cbill… Trump disagreement, Politics, Crazy* (1:39:30) 💬 Cesar: Direct line to Trump?* (1:41:35) 📞 BRANDI, HI: black female Muslim gal won in NC* (1:48:49) 💬 Super: Type Stuff* (1:50:08) 💬 Coffee: CBill* (1:50:48) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Kristi Noem was OK. Try clean 1-mo; Women-men Q* (1:54:34) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/6/hake-fri-3-6-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/6/jlp-fri-3-6-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Concern-trolling Iran war. Our Future Prez and Our Greatest Prez love America. CA and TX: Aztlán? Ever had a torta? Were WWII Allies Antifa?The Hake Report, Thursday, March 5, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:58) 🎶 Hey, guys!* (0:06:23) 📞 MIT, Australia: Countries won’t help us with Iran!* (0:15:15) M: Why is your mind so busy?* (0:20:16) M: I love you, mate…* (0:21:00) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: Why CNN?* (0:23:50) W III: Arab nations supporting Israel vs Iran* (0:26:24) W III: China, Russia, Iran? Black American groups* (0:30:49) W III: Putin…* (0:32:25) 📞 HADEN, TX: NJF: Vote Dem? Protest over Iran War* (0:38:07) H: Midterms ‘26, Our Future Prez is heard.* (0:40:21) H: X: CNN: Trump better than Obama, W. Bush?!* (0:44:21) 📞 COCO, L.A.: Women? R—ism or character? Work: I’m not the stereotype* (0:49:25) C: Holland celebrating Ramadan* (0:53:12) 💬 Coffees: Cesar* (0:55:31) 💬 Coffees: Chris, Cesar again* (0:58:48) 💬 Coffees: Chris, Marc on Tucker, Cesar on deist vs atheist* (1:02:47) 📞 HECTOR, L.A.: Aztlan, Mexicans taking over …* (1:10:16) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Jewish neighborhood in L.A., no anger? Pico…* (1:16:00) W 7: Saudi Arabia, Muslim and Catholic garb, black* (1:20:09) 📞 BRIAN, MO: Antifa co-opted WWII* (1:29:35) 📞 ARDENE, CO: WHM, Georgia O’Keefe, Hedy Lamarr* (1:33:04) A: WWII history, shocked.* (1:34:22) 📞 MARK, L.A.: Obesity in Mexico… Coming to America* (1:37:36) M: WWII correcting the record…?* (1:41:52) M: Tortas…* (1:42:35) 📞 STEVE’N, MD: Auschwitz, Poland* (1:46:05) S: Don’t let W III tell you what to do.* (1:47:00) S: Iran vs USA…* (1:50:56) 💬 Rumble Rants…* (1:53:40) 💬 YouTube Supers … OOPS! End🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/5/hake-thu-3-5-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/5/jlp-thu-3-5-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Is America Babylon? Bad to mock a stutter? Are drugs Christian? Iran or Mexico: Who’s worse for America? Hadiths: Muhammad’s water miracle.The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 4, 2026 AD🕰️ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:47) Man of his word* (0:07:32) 🎶 Hey, guys! … Wall Goin Up* (0:10:03) 📞 DAVID, Ocala, FL: Mocking stutters; BHI prophecies? Israel* (0:18:59) D: Supporting Israel? Netanyahu? CA mileage tax?* (0:21:22) D: USA Babylon? Raised Christian? Do you know Jesus?* (0:26:32) 📞 MARK: Mexico or Iran? Bashing Anchor Baby, Jeff, LA* (0:31:26) M: Ego mess* (0:34:40) M: Iran war… Interruption* (0:36:49) M: Pot vs Christianity* (0:43:39) M: Israeli DNA test for Abraham…?* (0:45:43) M: Will Iran War help or hurt?* (0:48:13) M: Pat Buchanan, Ezola Foster…* (0:51:17) M 💬 Chris: China, Fentanyl, Iran* (1:02:18) 💬 Cesar : God name* (1:07:30) 💬 Mike: Trump controlled by Israel?* (1:10:15) 🎥 Rubio, Trump* (1:13:16) 💬 Anthony on Aisha* (1:19:19) 💬 Cesar: Dr— vs P—t* (1:20:35) 💬 Pilled and Coffee: Iran threatened Trump?!* (1:22:28) 📞 ALLEN, MI: America is Babylon? Personal attacks; Dr—* (1:29:33) 📞 WILLIAM 7: Muhammad squirted water between his fingers, per Hadiths* (1:33:59) W 7: Mormons’ … black people* (1:37:37) 💬 Supers: Trump quote re: sh—t… Babble on* (1:39:00) 💬 Popcorn: Trump, Spain, sugar, caffeine* (1:47:01) 📞 BRIAN, MO: Fascist regimes… My grandpa* (1:50:21) 📞 ROBERT, KS: Caffeine, P—; Babylon, Gilgamesh; Iran* (1:52:41) 📞 JAIME, MN: Israel v productive; stop blaming, save money* (1:54:11) Outro🗒️ BLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/3/4/hake-wed-3-4-26🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack🗞️ HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/3/4/jlp-wed-3-4-26🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/3/4/punchie-tv-ep-077-wed-3-4-26VIDEO - YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute (Alt)PODCAST - Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict–📞 Call Hake 888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) https://www.thehakereport.com/show⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe