The Hake Report

I was out a month! Co-host: Bigg Bump: Lindsay Clancy. “Epstein.” Against adoption? Jury foremen. Is Evolution compatible with the Bible? Declaration of Independence was AI?! WNBA trans controversy.The Hake Report, Monday, September 7, 2026 ADBIGG BUMP: instagram.com/bigg_bump - x.com/BIGG_BUMP - truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP - youtube.com/@biggbump TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Hake back after a month, with Bigg Bump* (0:04:35) Topics: Clancy mistrial; Intelligent DNA; EBT LA Phil…* (0:14:33) Hey, guys!* (0:16:14) Brady: Health suggestions. 📞* (0:23:31) Lindsay Clancy juror, insanity defense* (0:37:39) Bigg Bump: Ladies on her side, into Epstein narrative too* (0:46:59) Epstein: Virginia Giuffre tweeted back to Bigg Bump; Cernovich* (0:51:07) Franklin cover-up? Blackmail theories?* (0:56:46) Adoption, Foster care* (1:00:19) William 7: Jury foreman 📞* (1:09:38) Ross 📞* (1:19:51) Supers 💰 Hake gone* (1:29:09) Supers 💰 Evolution?* (1:36:06) AI: Declaration of Independence? Supers 💰 Akon* (1:39:49) JLP: Stillness is wisdom. Supers 💰* (1:44:43) Popcorn 💰 men in WNBA?* (1:49:02) Daniel: Scared you disappeared! Miss the Stormer! 📞* (1:53:14) Last supers & saying goodbye 💰📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/9/7/hake-mon-9726🎧 SUBSTACK: https://open.substack.com/live-stream/350117HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/9/7/jlp-mon-9726–VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChutePODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.BIGG BUMP TOPICS:Lindsay Clancy defense confirms holdout juror is male — as judge erupts on lawyer in wild courtroom outburst - NY PostBe an example & stand alone…The clues in human DNA that prove life had an intelligent creator, according to a medical scientist | Daily Mail Online Next, they’ll tell us u the Earth is round…LA Phil to Expand First-of-its-Kind EBT Program to the Hollywood Bowl for the 2027 Season, Offering $10 Tickets to LA County Residents - Hollywood Bowl dot comEBT privilegeCalifornia leads huge nationwide spike in fast food SNAP spending with $475M - NY PostLet’s go back to govt cheese…Thank you to everyone who tuned into my live video! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Obama’s “deportations.” America’s protection. Is Bigfoot a cryptid, interdimensional, or imaginary? What is the spiritual world? Moon zoom-in: plane vs ISS space denier propaganda meme discussion.The Hake Report, Friday, August 7, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start, The Fallen State TV, Disclaimer, Ads* (0:13:06) Moon silhouette meme* (0:14:18) Intro: AJ Gallardo. 🎶 s/o Get a Job* (0:16:39) Jeff: Obama’s numbers. USA protecting world. 📞* (0:25:34) Obama numbers per Grok* (0:29:54) Terri: Scott Carpenter, Crytpids, Bigfoot, spiritual activity 📞* (0:49:04) Terri: Haunting, “Am I crazy?” Parents never married, “b****rd”* (0:53:58) Terri: Scott Carpenter Christian, Bigfoot are Nephilim* (0:55:34) Brady: Nephilim, Giant of Kandahar, I have 150lb arrowheads 📞* (1:05:36) Brady: .22 revolver works!* (1:10:21) Rob: Moon meme: Plane, ISS 📞* (1:35:04) Rob: BitChute astronaut footage* (1:40:08) Michael & Superchats 📞* (1:52:52) Brandi: Another Bigfooter tip 📞 Bye!📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/7/hake-fri-8726🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/7/jlp-fri-8726–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChutePODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Twin Falls In-N-Out & Second Amendment discussion. “Peace is being robbed from the earth.” Modern-Day Debate: Evolution compatible with Bible? Celsius vs Fahrenheit. Moon, ISS, & plane meme again.The Hake Report, Thursday, August 6, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:04:45) Shoutout: Members, Modern Day-Debate 💰* (0:06:09) Nice space drawings. Sun footage* (0:10:02) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:11:37) Twin Falls, ID, In-N-Out (Wikipedia)* (0:19:01) 2013 Joe Biden on shotgun vs AR-15 🎥* (0:21:17) Tyler in IA: Gun-free zones? Iowa, Lincoln Lewis. 📞* (0:29:01) David: Biden the meme. Shotgun history 📞* (0:31:56) David: Crimes in FL and elsewhere* (0:37:23) David: 13yo daughter story; More stories, speculation* (0:46:24) David: Peace being robbed from Earth* (0:51:31) Brady: Quit distilled spirits, origin of term 📞* (0:57:57) Brady: Wear it on your hip; Lake Mead, Mojave* (1:04:53) Upbeat Americana, “It’s Time...” Thanks, Jake! 🎶* (1:09:35) Allen: .22. Evolution. Degradation. Old days vs now 📞* (1:24:16) Coco: Went out recently 📞* (1:32:01) Michael: Celsius over Fahrenheit. C’mon, Jermaine! 📞* (1:37:40) Supers & shoutouts 💰* (1:41:47) William 7: Strayed Catholic; Children & God’s laws 📞* (1:50:20) Rob: Planes per football field, ISS & moon 📞* (1:54:16) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/6/hake-thu-8626🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/6/jlp-thu-8626–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

AI on arson suspect. Work won’t reimburse my drink! Caller’s sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump.The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:02:58) Arson suspect, AI hallucination* (0:13:41) Intro: Thanks, Jake! 🎶* (0:15:16) Jermaine bought drink cuz no A/C, no reimbursement! 📞* (0:39:46) Allen: JLP books. Voter ladies power tripping? 📞* (0:48:56) Alex: Crack passenger windows 📞* (0:52:53) Alex on In-N-Out shooting* (0:58:55) Alex Sasquatch calls; Stone Cold Steve Austin* (1:00:19) Rob: Ball moon? Falcon 9 crash? Explain that! 📞* (1:16:58) Brady: Space, demons, broken toes, hockey 📞* (1:35:50) Supers & chat shoutouts 💰* (1:39:04) Coffees: Expectations on Trump. Tax news, MO, CA 💰* (1:46:06) Popcorn: Trump leeway? BLM’s effect on the soul 💰* (1:50:51) Shawn: Vernon Jordan: Vernon Can Read! 📞* (1:54:17) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/5/hake-wed-8526🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/5/jlp-wed-8526🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/8/5/punchie-tv-ep-099nbsp–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Late | BitChutePODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

YouTube & X glitch. Duplicity: Iran or Trump reflecting pool? “Zenny Tuesday”: Hake won’t take a stand. Should he? Illegal population growth 1980-2016, per AI. Aisha narrated Hadiths about Muhammad!The Hake Report, Tuesday, August 4, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Very rough start / Disclaimer* (0:05:29) Popcorn: BLM support? Deny Christ? AI info?* (0:07:51) Duplicitous Iran? Reflecting Pool fail?* (0:15:45) Intro: Good morning, James! 🎶* (0:16:51) Zenny: Tariff refunds; Trump, Biden, Obama immigration 📞* (0:40:15) Brandon: You won’t take a stance 📞* (1:01:15) Cal: Patience. History. Christianity. 📞* (1:11:16) Cal: Odyssey?* (1:14:17) Supers: Never BLM? Illegal fact check. 💰* (1:26:19) Anthony: Aisha my fave Muslim told on Muhammad 📞* (1:35:27) Anthony: Miracle marriage? Joseph Smith. Polygamy?* (1:39:39) Anthony: Satisfied with Trump* (1:40:57) Brady: Don’t defend Muhammad & Lindsey Graham 📞* (1:50:20) John in KY: You think Trump can do no wrong, he has an ego 📞* (1:53:38) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/4/hake-tue-8426🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/4/jlp-tue-8426–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X LATE | BitChutePODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

It’s August! Midge patties. Rate our sasquatch noises: 1-10? SpaceX to crash into Moon on accident! Caller laughs at terrible bodycam story! BLM Q’s. Trump-Iran: in over his head? 1 in 3 Dems pro-DSA?The Hake Report, Monday, August 3, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:04:21) Intro: Hey, guys!* (0:08:36) Alex: mosquito burgers 🦟* (0:13:35) Alex: Sasquatch calls 🫈* (0:15:38) News: anti-weaponization fund and weaponization history* (0:21:15) Brady: Bigfoot call. 📞* (0:29:40) David: “Snake” found “Dack”; Capricorn One 📞* (0:38:33) David shoutout to men who built bridges, buildings* (0:43:42) News.... Greece* (0:46:56) SpaceX rocket to crash into the moon 🌖* (0:52:55) Bobby: Moon rang like a bell. Antarctica conspiracies 📞* (0:58:11) Bobby: Men’s History: Floyd-inspired bodycams* (1:06:41) X live finally smh* (1:08:01) Popcorn: BLM confusion 💰* (1:16:43) Jamie on control and George Floyd tee 💰* (1:19:28) Hessian Hyena: 💰* (1:26:22) Belgian Malinois 🐕* (1:32:45) John: James 1 out of 10. Alex: 8. 📞* (1:34:28) John: War with Iran: Trump in over his head?* (1:41:53) Naysayers don’t know! Bibi may be right. Boomers too!* (1:46:19) Popcorn follow-up on BLM & JLP 💰* (1:48:41) Rick: Church topic: If someone spit in your face 📞* (1:53:53) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/8/3/hake-mon-8326🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/8/3/jlp-mon-8326–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X LATE | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Last day of July history. Drama: Dr. Fauci pleads the 5th. Tyler Robinson–Charlie Kirk trial. Wife & 6 children. American way: Live outside means? Lifeguard hero. Inaccuracy in the direction of truth?The Hake Report, Friday, July 31, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:01:30) Super surge in spain 💰* (0:13:34) Intro: Hey, guys! Arachnophobia, Tarantula Hawk 🎶* (0:17:06) Mr. Pink: Dr. Fauci 📞* (0:32:09) Mr. Pink: Tyler Robinson* (0:36:55) Mr. Pink: Hake conspiracies* (0:38:47) Bobby: Muhammad defense, Aisha 📞* (0:45:58) Bobby: Charlie Kirk’s “friend”* (0:49:12) Bobby: SAVE Act, US-Israel collab* (0:51:31) David: Muslims, Gov’t, Ladies 📞* (0:57:05) David: Led Zeppelin story. RIP John Bonham* (0:59:55) David: Jerry “Mad Dog” Shriver; David “The Ghost” Casper* (1:02:23) David: Father, wife, six children; American Way* (1:05:13) David: Fauci pleading the 5th, “caring”* (1:08:36) David: Obama era Great Depression* (1:09:32) David: 5th grade friend story; review* (1:14:38) Supers 💰* (1:18:18) CLIP: Future Prez on AI 🎥* (1:20:28) Super continue* (1:24:55) CLIP: Hero lifeguard video 🎥* (1:26:51) Popcorn: Defunded the police?* (1:30:40) Popcorn: Breitbart* (1:32:58) Other supers... TFS next* (1:38:09) Rob: Kary B Mullis 📞* (1:41:07) Rob: FE: Sun & moon. Charlie Kirk: “alive”?* (1:44:08) Ronnie: Spheres? Jesus’ prayer. Thomas Paine 📞* (1:48:21) Brady: Love Grandpas & Palestinians, Fauci 📞* (1:51:49) Allen: JLP. Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz. NOT Newton! 📞* (1:54:42) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/31/hake-fri-73126🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/31/jlp-fri-73126–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X LATE | BitChutePODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Congrats Ella Langley. Trump black-pillers all doom & gloom over Iran. “Kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys.” Colin Gray sentenced in son Colt’s crime. Celebrate hobby horses & Sasquatch calls.The Hake Report, Thursday, July 30, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:02:41) X started late. FE disk (spelling?) YT member emoji sticker* (0:06:30) WHM... Jake Hudson, Ella Langley, Colin Gray* (0:11:01) Intro: Jake! Hey, guys! JLP shops* (0:13:40) Michael: Why is the sun big in Africa, small in Canada? 📞* (0:21:20) Michael: Israel & peace deals? Trump’s dilemma.* (0:29:03) Michael: Epstein files; Comparison Trump vs 100 years ago* (0:31:13) Michael: 10 years ago vs today: Cynical now* (0:39:04) Michael: Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) quote* (0:40:27) John/KY: WHM 📞* (0:46:44) Supers: Michael FE 💰* (0:50:42) Eric & Jamie: Lifeguard, Chili dog, JLP song 💰* (0:58:42) Popcorn: MAGA divide Covid 💰* (1:04:15) William III: Middle East, s/o women in history 📞* (1:14:52) William III on the Pacific coast events* (1:16:46) Brady: Mehiho, Iran update 📞* (1:25:24) Brady: different generations* (1:34:10) Supers: Hake tees 💰* (1:39:20) Colin Gray sentenced 15 years for son’s crime* (1:42:46) William 7: eight inches per mile squared 📞* (1:53:39) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/30/hake-thu-73026🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/30/jlp-thu-73026–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X LATE | BitChutePODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Hogs, heroes & lifeguards: Hasselhoff. Nanny state. JLP book. Cities are evil? Care about Palestinians? Nicky Minaj. Trump says “Mexico.” Fauci diary. Al Sharpton misinfo? Nolan Wells: heavy drinking?The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 29, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:07:13) It’s Time for The Hake Report (Jake AI) 🎶* (0:10:51) Supers... Mary Shelley, Jules Verne 💰* (0:15:22) Brady: David Hasslehoff 📞* (0:18:36) Brady: Forced life vests in ocean* (0:23:47) Brady: mandatory Cooperalls for old folks, or squats?* (0:28:12) Alex: 16yo saved 10yo. Dog & hogs: Selflessness 📞* (0:37:40) Lucas: NABSW, From Rage to Responsibility 📞* (0:47:50) Allen: “Cities are evil.” Man owns land. 📞* (0:54:53) Chad in FL: Jesse coin, July feels white hat 📞* (0:57:33) Supers: Popcorn & Brady on Palestinians 💰* (1:10:25) Sion: Nicky Minaj Barbz 💰* (1:17:08) Cesar: Brady: NOOOOO! Shoutouts 💰* (1:21:31) Jermaine: Gender dolls MN 📞* (1:27:02) Jermaine: North Yarmouth, ME, men* (1:31:58) Supers: Cesar between jobs 💰* (1:35:18) Trump pronounces Mexico* (1:39:25) William III: Anthony Fauci 📞* (1:45:30) William III: Nolan Wells. Led Zeppelin, Eastwood boys* (1:49:56) Rick: Al Sharpton; Gary, IN 📞* (1:53:55) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/29/hake-wed-72926🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/29/jlp-wed-72926🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/7/29/punchie-tv-ep-098nbsp–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Shiloh Hendrix & cameraman Omar facts. Does NASA troll? Jesse coin! Antarctica FE fun fiction. Is Trump controlled? Rhodesian PM Ian Smith. New Tuskegee dress code. Crocs’ valid use. Happy bday, Jake!The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 28, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:05:01) Shiloh Hendrix & Sharmake Omar justice* (0:12:52) Does NASA troll space deniers? Asking Grok* (0:18:08) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:22:00) Beautiful Silver Coin! 🪙* (0:24:51) Allen: Fathers & husbands, Bible analysis 📞* (0:34:15) Allen: FE Antarctica theory* (0:42:39) Allen: Suspicious of your own thoughts* (0:46:01) Allen: Trump is controlled?* (0:49:37) More coin pics* (0:50:28) Brady: Troy ounce of silver 📞* (0:54:40) Brady: Admiral Byrd “secret diaries,” foo fighters in WWII* (1:02:07) Brady: Non-spinning flat astral plane realist* (1:07:12) Terri: Ian Douglas Smith, Rhodesia PM, Zimbabwe politician 📞* (1:19:52) Terri: Hollow Earth stuff* (1:22:45) Supers: Chocolate Milk Day. FE & Jesus Q’s. Jake Hudson. 💰* (1:29:27) William III: Rhodesia. Desilu productions. Racecar culture. 📞* (1:40:35) William III: Palestine & other fact checking* (1:41:29) Jeff: Tuskegee new dress code. Crocs’ use 📞* (1:46:45) Interruption: Nick is innocent per JLP* (1:48:35) Rick: World affairs 📞* (1:53:01) Partial last superchat, sorry! 💰📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/28/hake-tue-72826🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/28/jlp-tue-72826–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Fishing & frogging in Canada. Palestine facts. Moon to Earth. Race leaders: people like excitement, not mundane reality. NASA zipline? Blood sacrifice? Why’s Japan clean? Shiloh Hendrix. Nolan Wells.The Hake Report, Monday, July 27, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:02:07) News...* (0:06:51) Intro: Hey, guys!* (0:09:14) Michael: Frogging and fishing 📞* (0:19:03) Brady: Palestinians’ plight 📞* (0:35:20) Brady: Moon distance from Earth* (0:48:38) John: Grow own food, Dem Socs. Ball Earth: Lines jog over 📞* (0:58:50) Ken in IL: “Leaders” who don’t care 📞* (1:07:06) Ken: Single mother’s plight: I know she can find a way* (1:10:52) Estamos en el Norte (v. 4) 🎶* (1:14:42) Alex: Morgan Hill incident. Melanin? 📞* (1:19:34) Alex: Harnesses on astronauts.* (1:22:33) Alex: JLP on blood sacrifice?* (1:26:29) Supers: Japan cleanliness? AI agent turned hacker?! 💰* (1:35:48) Rumble: Lebanese Christians, YT translate, Batman 💰* (1:40:50) William III: Japan… 📞* (1:45:59) Jermaine: Shiloh Hendrix case 📞* (1:52:11) Rick: Nolan Wells 📞* (1:53:35) Outro: NO NICK TODAY 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/27/hake-mon-72726🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/27/jlp-mon-72726–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChutePODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Henry “Fonz” Winkler saved Rocky! Muslim tradition & USA. How to eat crawfish. Intelligence. Dr. Freeman Dyson. Trump 47. Nephilim, flesh & blood! Muslim girls at graduations. Energy drinks & Mormons.The Hake Report, Friday, July 24, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:02:46) NJ voter rolls* (0:08:37) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:13:28) David: Jeffrey Porcaro 📞* (0:18:01) David: Henry Winkler jumps, Stallone story* (0:24:03) David: Michelle’s teeth, Hostin house, Smokers* (0:27:33) David’s wife’s choo-choo granny* (0:29:32) David: white men & their families* (0:33:38) David: Isaac & Ishmael, Middle East, America* (0:41:06) TFS next. Supers: Crawfish muckbang 💰* (0:54:10) Cesar: Logic vs Intelligence. Jamie: Tombstone 💰* (1:00:39) Allen: Jumping the shark. Bible-reading. 📞* (1:06:56) Allen: Dr. Freeman Dyson* (1:13:28) Jeff: Rocky. Trump second term. 📞* (1:21:45) Brady: Maybe FE, Nephilim, flesh and blood? 📞* (1:35:20) Brady: Bibi and croc pits? Idk* (1:36:44) Jermaine: viral Muslim girls at graduation 📞* (1:45:30) Christian: Energy drinks. Mormon upbringing 📞* (1:53:07) Last Supers 💰📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/24/hake-fri-72426🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/24/jlp-fri-72426–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

“Involve me and I learn.” Ben Franklin. Dukes of Hazzard. Biracial manosphere. Smithsonian on white culture. Testosterone in military and pro-LGBTQ judge. Single moms’ plight? Henry “Fonz” Winkler.The Hake Report, Thursday, July 23, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) July historical figures... Ben Franklin, Jules Verne* (0:11:26) Dodge Charger, General Lee, Dukes of Hazzard* (0:19:13) Taco Bell, Camp Pendleton, NJ voters* (0:25:06) Intro: Hey, guys! JLP shop 🎶* (0:28:43) Biracial manosphere: Tate bros, Sneako* (0:41:26) Smithsonian nod to “white history”* (0:52:42) Superchats: Single mom plight? 💰* (1:00:12) Testosterone judge lady Ana Reyes* (1:14:52) Steve’n: Inseparable, Natalie Cole 📞* (1:26:04) Supers: Cajun 💰* (1:28:34) Brady: Fonz 📞* (1:36:11) Alex: Song that never ends. MJ fell in 1999 📞* (1:39:08) Alex: Masculinity and American women* (1:47:12) Universal healthcare* (1:49:38) Ardene: Human history, nasty 📞* (1:52:04) Last supers 💰* (3:03:53) Bye 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/23/hake-thu-72326🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/23/jlp-thu-72326–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Learning history: Shakespeare. Netanyahu & Milei. Father in Jeffrey Doucet case. Fitness talk. Hake explains the atmosphere spins with the ball Earth inside the space vacuum.The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 22, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Disclaimer / Shoutouts* (0:05:24) B-day supers: Santiago, Gilbert Gottfried 💰* (0:10:20) Intro: Thanks, Jake! 🎶* (0:11:56) Ronnie: Italians, Amerigo Vespucci, Shakespeare 📞* (0:19:30) Ronnie: US-Iran cost. Immigration* (0:23:44) Brady: Catman! Netanyahu, Milei 📞* (0:40:23) Rob/NorCal: Fitness 📞* (0:45:12) Rob: FE, space, rockets, P900* (0:53:20) Rob: Continuing FE / Space* (1:05:33) Rob: Mach 3, shoutout chats…* (1:10:30) Superchats 💰FE pilots* (1:15:00) Meade: Virginia heroes 📞* (1:21:39) Allen: Leon Plauché story 📞* (1:27:50) Allen on Thomas Jefferson* (1:29:16) Allen on dinosaur footprints* (1:33:25) JLP swag 💰* (1:35:37) William 7: Maybe FE. Fitness, jumping 📞* (1:40:20) William 7: Lost 30lb, swimming* (1:43:52) William 7: two sides to every story? No!* (1:44:23) Swimming stories* (1:46:34) Edward Leedskalnin, Coral Castle 💰* (1:53:45) Last supers: Richard C Hoagland 💰* (1:55:14) Oops I’m late! 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/22/hake-wed-72226🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/22/jlp-wed-72226🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/7/22/punchie-tv-ep-097–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Dems’ masculine aggression clampdown: Troy Jackson, Graham Platner, Jeffrey Epstein. Hake proves ball earth with horizon drawings. US Ethos? Margaret Thatcher, heroine of history? Socialism debunked.The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 21, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:03:48) Too manly, these Maine Democrats!* (0:11:17) Canada tariffs* (0:12:00) Intro: Hey, guys 🎶* (0:13:06) Brady: FE, non-spinning, satelloons, Pangea, parents 📞* (0:30:32) Brady: Trump, UK PM Burnham, Iran drones* (0:33:37) Drone in car; If it were FE what it would look like 🚁* (0:46:56) Mythos & ethnos or ethos 💰* (0:53:30) Terri: Margaret Thatcher 📞* (1:03:04) Terri: Clips: Margaret Thatcher & liberals & socialists* (1:07:47) IG things: Clearing a clogged storm drain* (1:10:45) Geography: Midwest, Middle East* (1:18:47) William III: Thatcher, Socialism, Obama, Covid; Communism 📞* (1:30:10) William III: 80-100 degrees F; Black Angus bull* (1:34:40) William III: July contributions; Iran updates* (1:40:42) Brothers arrested* (1:44:21) News: Roza Gilles, Troy Jackson* (1:50:19) Rick: Maine, civil disagreement, Iran 📞📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/21/hake-tue-72126🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/21/jlp-tue-72126–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Election policy thoughts. Health hazard history. Spencer Pratt on NYC DSA. Nephilim & Bible theories. Gen Z advice: Do not complain or blame; save & invest. Eminent domain: Y/N? “Generational wealth.”The Hake Report, Monday, July 20, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:05:28) Supers: B-day, Election policy 💰* (0:15:49) Taco Bell lettuce, Legionnaires’💰* (0:18:56) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:23:12) Black kids eating breakfast 🥞* (0:26:10) Spencer Pratt on DSA NYC guy on Fox News 📺* (0:30:08) Brady: Legionnaires. No-AI Tuesdays? 📞* (0:38:53) Brady: Nephilim, why again?* (0:45:20) Brady: Generale Pancho Zilla* (0:47:20) Brady: Highlander. UK update: Thatcher? Trump election speech, China* (0:55:23) Jeff: Gen Z lifestyle, complaints on economy 📞* (0:59:54) Jeff: Boomers, investment & savings, wisdom for younger generations* (1:04:17) DJ Hard Maus 🎶* (1:07:45) Allen: Nephilim, biblical stories 📞* (1:16:57) Allen: Solutions & Supers: Eminent Domain, black gal* (1:26:06) Popcorn on Gen Z: Don’t compare. Body pillow? 💰* (1:33:01) Mit: Excited about JLP’s past story. “Peace on Earth”? 📞* (1:41:04) Rick: Eminent domain, Generational wealth 📞* (1:53:18) Coco: Fear. END 📞📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/20/hake-mon-72026🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/20/jlp-mon-72026–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChutePODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Thx for b-day wishes! Cute, deformed raccoon. Seattle loves that. Eminem & President Trump, heroes. U.S.–Israel clarification. Ladies discuss election integrity: the debate drags on and on.The Hake Report, Friday, July 17, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) HBD Hake & Disclaimer* (0:06:39) Seattle observation* (0:14:21) Hake history* (0:16:29) Intro: Hey, guys! 🐍 🎶* (0:18:39) Michael: Hank Williams: Settin’ the Woods on Fire 📞* (0:24:11) Michael: Eminem, frog hunting* (0:32:04) Brady: Frog legs? Trump on elections 📞* (0:48:27) Bobby: “Occult”? SAVE Act 📞* (0:51:25) Bobby: US-Israel cooperation, immigration, common sense* (1:00:48) Ardene: Mail-in ballots are OK. 📞* (1:20:39) Alex: Left & right ears process differently 📞* (1:27:59) Supers for bday 💰* (1:33:12) Coffees on women 💰* (1:43:40) Zee: Repubs aren’t there for Trump 📞* (1:50:19) Bigg Bump, Jermaine, Last supers📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/17/hake-fri-71726🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/17/jlp-fri-71726–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

We’re spoiling our migrants! Boomers reminisce on poster girls & vintage beer memorabilia. Charlie Kirk & Lindsey Graham: late, great, pro-Israel Americans. Different rambunctious kids. WeHo flood!The Hake Report, Thursday, July 16, 2026 ADCLIP: Tragic Warning: Story of Single Mother & Refugee in Ireland (5-min) YouTube | Rumble TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:04:24) News: Give an inch, take a mile, human nature* (0:12:27) Intro: Hey, guys! Jake sings 🎶* (0:13:30) David/Ocala: Chevy 427, Karen Black, Farrah Fawcett 📞* (0:23:17) David: A year ago: Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham?* (0:26:57) David: Fence Walker, Hake’s Indian name, Lindsey Graham* (0:32:15) David: East St. Louis family, fathers, mama spirit, HS dating* (0:39:18) Brady: Trump on elections? Iran, gas, Charlie Kirk, Lindsey Graham 📞* (1:01:19) David/TX: Vera Lynn, Pink Floyd. Suno AI. Iran. 📞* (1:12:03) Shoutouts 💰* (1:17:22) Supers: Eric on these gals 💰* (1:21:11) Popcorn on social media reaction to kids 💰* (1:30:17) Popcorn tip: Water main break WeHo 💰* (1:38:29) Cesar: Snake Eyes 💰* (1:44:21) Allen: Drinking days of old. Beer art 📞* (1:49:11) Ross: AC energy metaphor 📞* (1:51:01) Moises: s/o Alex in CA and other callers 📞* (1:53:15) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/16/hake-thu-71626🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/16/jlp-thu-71626🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/7/15/punchie-tv-ep-096–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Morals of the times. U.S. expansion: Good or bad for America? Lindsey Graham and other fellow single men, and society’s setup. Historical figures from show biz. SF Bay incidents and sea lions.The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 15, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Shoutouts* (0:06:21) News… ICE updates. Food parasite.* (0:09:47) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:10:35) Ronnie: July, judging the past 📞* (0:17:43) Ronnie: James K. Polk, U.S. expansion* (0:27:01) Meade: Lindsey Graham, being single 📞* (0:45:22) Terri: English ladies for July 📞* (0:52:45) Superchats and shoutouts 💰* (0:59:26) William III: Contributions for July 📞* (1:04:37) William III: East STL. TX floods. Pontoon capsized.* (1:12:07) Reddit: Sea Lion saved Kevin Hines, 2000; Seal Beach* (1:19:12) Allen: Movie history. Marriage & land ownership 📞* (1:31:31) Brady: Eh? Ann Coulter. Middle East news 📞* (1:40:39) Alex: putting women on a pedestal 📞* (1:46:25) William 7: “No class.” Fat Albert. 📞* (1:49:28) William 7: National debt, health costs story* (1:53:12) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/15/hake-wed-71526🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/15/jlp-wed-71526🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/7/15/punchie-tv-ep-096–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Defending Lindsey Graham’s character. Was Charlie Kirk really all that “based”? Nutrition tips with Hake (info may be false). “Take no heed unto all words that are spoken.” -EcclesiastesThe Hake Report, Tuesday, July 14, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Shoutout* (0:03:48) Lindsey Graham & Azzmador in heaven* (0:06:34) ICE backing off after Houston & Maine* (0:08:22) Intro: Hey, guys! Hake shop 🎶* (0:12:04) Zenny: Jewish American Heritage 📞* (0:17:22) Zenny: Lindsey Graham. Trump. Charlie Kirk.* (0:44:52) Jermaine: tryna eat less, ego lifting 📞* (1:01:24) Brady: nutrition, boring! knowledge. 📞* (1:05:15) Brady: Late great Lindsey Graham* (1:14:59) William III: Canada. East STL. 📞* (1:20:30) William III: Lindsey Graham. Communism. Iran.* (1:33:04) William 7: America. People are the same around the world. 📞* (1:39:46) Superchats: Ecclesiastes 7: 21-22 💰* (1:46:19) Cesar: Italian American buffalo wings 💰* (1:48:30) Popcorn super Bible questions 💰* (1:52:45) CSal: Telling Prez how to be Prez 💰* (1:53:59) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/14/hake-tue-71426🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/14/jlp-tue-71426–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Lindsey Graham (RIP) spoke up for men. Optimism is American. Nolan Wells question: Should you distrust your kid’s friends? “Godfather” influence: Life imitating art. Listen to Ozzy, don’t go to MAID.The Hake Report, Monday, July 13, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Honoring Lindsey Graham* (0:16:15) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:17:35) Brady: McCain, Graham, Ukraine, Iran 📞* (0:33:42) Pessimism, Optimism, and Meekness* (0:42:48) Supers: Sion judging and opioids 💰* (0:50:29) Supers: Eric love every country 💰* (0:54:53) Popcorn: Nolan Wells 💰* (1:06:56) Godfather influence on crime* (1:12:48) Lindsey Graham is not Elizabeth Warren 🎥* (1:25:28) Coco: Every day health. MAID program. Ozzy Osbourne. 📞* (1:40:42) Popcorn clarifying 💰* (1:45:21) Bobby: Reasonable to distrust kids’ friends 📞* (1:50:39) Bobby: Major figures “help” with Nolan Wells situation* (1:53:51) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/13/hake-mon-71326🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/13/jlp-mon-71326–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChutePODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Don’t be too reasonable or substantive. MLK theology: no virgin birth, social gospel. Ancestors would shake their heads. People hallucinate like AI. Granny loves interracial in-law now.The Hake Report, Friday, July 10, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start & Disclaimer* (0:07:34) ICE, Reasonable, Intro 🎶* (0:12:06) David: Sonny Hostin, US Flags, Grateful 📞* (0:20:19) David: Rev Al, MLK, Virgin Birth, Social Gospel* (0:32:11) David: Bigg Bump & rap memories* (0:36:31) David: Letter to grandparents at 25* (0:39:56) David: Howard Cosell, Monday Night Football* (0:41:02) Michael: Names. Charlie Kirk 📞* (0:49:11) Michael: Trump and historical leaders* (0:52:57) Superchats, Previews 💰* (1:00:46) Coffees: Women & substantive judgment 💰* (1:06:28) Cesar & more 💰* (1:12:57) Jermaine: Love for ancestors? 📞* (1:19:33) Jermaine: Why do dogs run away? 🐕* (1:22:38) Brady, dusty hippie, AZ 📞* (1:27:09) Brady: Hallucinating like AI; Hualapai* (1:34:12) Allen: Scones. Off the grid. Modern music. 📞* (1:41:08) Allen: Fallen State JLP guests* (1:44:47) Popcorn: Don’t judge: IG granny. 💰* (1:49:32) William 7: Life’s twists 📞* (1:51:43) Rick: Nolan Wells 📞* (1:53:55) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/10/hake-fri-71026🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/10/jlp-fri-71026–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

It’s a backwards world: Followers are leading. Gossips are judging. People are evil. We discuss Trump, Cosby, late US heroes, kooky ideas, Erika Kirk, and the Tyler Robinson preliminary hearing.The Hake Report, Thursday, July 9, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:02:29) News: Trump, E Jean Carroll, Platner* (0:07:59) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 T-shirt rant* (0:11:29) Brady: Gates of Hades, Bibi 📞* (0:21:40) Brady: Masons, George Washington* (0:23:16) Brady: Trump & NATO, Ambien gossip* (0:31:04) Superchats: Cesar, Bill Cosby! 💰* (0:40:58) Cesar: Film & Literature on human nature exploitation 💰* (0:47:28) William III: Late heroes. 📞* (0:55:04) William: Turkey F35s, Hippies* (0:58:08) Erika’s wishes* (1:01:34) Popcorn: Women s/o. Juneteenth 💰* (1:10:22) Allen: Power reveals corruption 📞* (1:13:09) Allen: Shotgun approach, Sound of own voice, Hidden religion?* (1:19:05) Bobby: Brady: Occult? Consent & sobriety 📞* (1:22:09) Bobby: Tyler Robinson trial defense. Muslims & America* (1:31:50) Bobby: Good propaganda for America* (1:35:00) Bobby: Erika Kirk, a mother* (1:37:46) Alex: Off-the-wall Kirk idea 📞* (1:44:23) Superchat: Official Narratives, Lead with your main issue 💰* (1:48:17) David: Nolan Ryan, sports announcers 📞* (1:51:05) David: Bill Cosby. Juneteenth.* (1:54:21) Closing📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/9/hake-thu-7926🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/9/jlp-thu-7926🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/7/8/bill-hosts-punchie-tv-ep-095–📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Kooky theorists call-in! Charlie Kirk wanted Erika running TPUSA? Nolan Wells fam hired Ben Crump?! Don’t underestimate Tyler Robinson. Is Bibi manlier than Obama? Hamas tunnels banned civilians?The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 8, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:04:38) News: MOU over. Platner?* (0:08:03) Intro: Hake Report by Jake Husdon 🎶* (0:09:46) Bobby: US-Israel? Erika-run TPUSA? Debate world 📞* (0:23:13) Bobby: Nolan Wells family hired Ben Crump. SPLC* (0:29:31) David/TX: Inter-semi-driver disagreement 📞* (0:44:25) Chase: Conspiracy theories and forgetting God 📞* (1:01:10) Superchats and shoutouts 💰* (1:05:25) Brady: Toyota plant. Middle East & NATO 📞* (1:18:01) William III: Wrigley. Israel–Middle East. Chicago. 📞* (1:33:32) Quick few more superchats: Brain health 💰* (1:35:10) Rick: Midterms, Socialism, “tap dancing” 📞* (1:47:52) Popcorn: Erica running TPUSA? 💰📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/8/hake-wed-7826🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/8/jlp-wed-7826–VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChutePODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Shepard Fairey. Graham Platner. US-Israel latest poll. Our Greatest President & Our Future President: Real guys.The Hake Report, Tuesday, July 7, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:03:46) Shepard Fairey, Graham Platner, Reuters* (0:18:47) Intro: Hey, guys! Obvious Globe tee* (0:20:44) Zenny: “Crazy,” US-Israel, poll 📞* (0:38:39) Zenny loves America* (0:43:15) Zenny: Trump meme coin, per future president* (0:49:36) Superchats & Popcorn: Christianity in America 💰* (1:00:18) Meade: Richmond church struck by lightning. Future Prez 📞* (1:13:52) Jermaine: Recounting a strange dream 📞* (1:20:21) Brady: Generale, not Generality. NV industry in Covid 📞* (1:34:06) Last Superchats: Patton and Villa and Pershing 💰* (1:42:42) William III: Not our future president. Socialism. 📞* (1:49:36) Justin: US-Iran 📞 📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/7/hake-tue-7726🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/7/jlp-tue-7726–VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Trump’s call re: World Cup red card. History heroes: Morrissey. Old Nintendo game called “Xenophobe.” “Marginalized” group (Hake’s word) marched in D.C. Industrialization & U.S. history.The Hake Report, Monday, July 6, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:04:07) Push your weight around, Trump! ⚽️* (0:09:16) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶 Hake tee* (0:10:59) Brady: CLICK 📞* (0:11:21) Jermaine: MJ “Chicago,” bird viral; A/C Willis Carrier 📞* (0:18:18) Brady sharing history. Credit to the President. 📞* (0:31:44) “Generality(?) Pancho Villa” per Brady’s friend Mike* (0:33:23) Terri: Morrissey 📞* (0:47:34) Jeff: “Xenophobe” NES game. 📞* (0:53:39) Bad Red Card call reversed, Thx Trump* (0:56:51) Superchats & shoutouts 💰* (1:00:28) Shoutout: Internet closing down: DC march?* (1:07:00) Mit: Clan Petrie, living around the world 📞* (1:22:34) William III: 250 flag. Respect. 📞* (1:26:42) William: Industrialization factor in Civil War* (1:34:00) William: Texas, working arms, Birthright Citizenship* (1:41:32) Last Superchats... USA Fourth 💰* (1:43:18) Jerry: I’m beta 📞* (1:53:01) Ronnie agrees with Kavanaugh 📞📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/6/hake-mon-7626🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/6/jlp-mon-7626–VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Fix | BitChute | Odysee PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

CO-HOST: Bigg Bump returns. Happy Independence Day! Analysis: 1965 immigration act to “reshape” America. Civil War & U.S. history. Sephora & Walmart store “quiet hours.”The Hake Report, Friday, July 3, 2026 AD🇺🇸 Bigg Bump: x.com/bigg_bump | instagram.com/bigg_bump | youtube.com/@biggbump | truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP | soundcloud.com/bigg-bump | rumble.com/user/BiggBumpTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Intro / Disclaimer* (0:03:00) About Bigg Bump* (0:07:03) MAGA is America First, to me.* (0:09:27) Topics: Immigration Act, Sephora, Boyle Heights fire* (0:15:54) Mit/Australia: My friends in Middle East 📞* (0:22:52) Mit: Don’t worry.* (0:28:09) Michael rapping. Sir Wilfred Laurier. Jean-Marie Le Pen. 📞* (0:38:09) Le Pen; 1965 Immigration Act* (0:55:20) Immigration: “Unintended Consequences”* (1:03:12) Top Three Men* (1:07:47) Daniel: U.S. Civil War history 📞* (1:28:35) Sephora quiet hours for neurodivergent 💰* (1:36:04) Superchats 💰* (1:39:15) Eric: Correcting Erika 💰* (1:43:39) Last Superchats 💰* (1:44:13) Popcorn: Would you...? French Canadians 💰* (1:50:11) Greggatron! 📞* (1:52:30) Josh: Victor Willis RIP 📞* (1:54:05) Brady: It’s about 1776! Why are we talking about...?! 📞* (1:54:56) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/3/hake-fri-7326🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/3/jlp-fri-7326–VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.Bigg Bump’s topics: 1: Fifty Years On, the 1965 Immigration and Nationality Act Continues to Reshape the United StatesDestroy not “Reshape”2: Sephora introduces store quiet hours: The beauty retailer will lower music and screen displays during specific hours following a successful store pilot across eight markets.The Special Needs, need love too…3: IG: What is it like to live near the warehouse fire?From Bigg Bump: My PSA:Boyle Heights residents (and all Americans) Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Migration wave of 1865-1924. Bay Area World Cup chaos. Don’t besmirch Erika Kirk. Trans defense goes too far. WNBA cultural bias: Keep it civil.The Hake Report, Thursday, July 2, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:05:04) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:06:45) Birthright Citizenship in history, per X tweets 🗞️* (0:26:00) Alex: New Haven, San Jose, SF, World Cup, Pride. Nicknames.📞* (0:39:30) Terri: Erika Kirk’s character besmirched 📞* (0:47:05) Terri dispels doubts of the Charlie Kirk story* (0:58:33) Terri: Erika Kirk running TPUSA* (1:08:50) Superchats: Imam of Peace 💰* (1:12:49) Popcorn: King for a day 💰* (1:15:24) Popcorn: Trans self-defense 💰* (1:22:11) Popcorn: Alyssa Thomas vs NHL 💰* (1:30:05) Last Superchats 💰* (1:33:34) David: Long rap sheet 📞* (1:39:37) David: Space worship, navigation, exploration, society* (1:43:09) Muhammad: Meta and IG 📞* (1:48:46) Last Coffees: “stay black.” 💰* (1:51:44) Michael: They’re all for the war 📞* (1:53:58) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/2/hake-thu-7226🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/2/jlp-thu-7226–VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Birthright citizenship: Is it working? Did Clarence Thomas imply something about the homeless? Boomers have some wisdom. Cultural identity inhibits understanding. Were Dems better pre-Civil Rights?The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 1, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:05:54) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:08:09) Ronnie: Justice Thomas’ weird dissent 📞* (0:27:50) Ronnie: Is 14A interpretation “sane”?* (0:35:47) Brady: Children of Immigrants 📞* (0:50:11) David: Trouble in the land. Aging. Policy. 📞* (1:03:31) David: boomers and wisdom* (1:11:28) Superchats 💰* (1:17:27) Ego is Real: What did we expect? AI: What about the homeless? 💰* (1:24:21) Pilled: People’s perspectives & upbringing: Larry David 💰* (1:31:45) Rick in AL. No anger. Immigration. 📞* (1:54:05) Closing📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/1/hake-wed-7126🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/1/jlp-wed-7126–VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Supreme Court: Birthright citizenship upheld. Charlie Kirk case. German film: What’s its purpose? “Epstein nietspe” joke. Rent stabilization policy. Jesse coin: Support BOND.The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 30, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer: “Supreme” Court* (0:08:04) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:10:09) Zenny: Kooky beliefs 📞* (0:21:01) Zenny on Ericka and rebelling* (0:27:55) Zenny: That European film, theories* (0:42:51) Zenny: Trump is nice to Haitians* (0:48:01) William: Movie critique. Defined by what you do. 📞* (0:58:15) Allen: Hollywood’s historical impact 📞* (1:05:25) Allen: God warns us. Quantrill’s Raid, 1863* (1:14:58) Allen: Does Hake recommend it?* (1:16:30) Superchats 💰* (1:19:54) Cesar: Epstein nietspe 💰* (1:23:58) Popcorn: Rent policy continued 💰* (1:30:29) Popcorn: Candy with medicine metaphor 💰* (1:35:15) Silver coin 🪙* (1:40:07) Aaron: data centers? 📞* (1:50:55) Aaron: Complaint about complaining* (1:52:00) Callers I can’t get to. Last superchats📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/30/hake-tue-63026🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/30/jlp-tue-63026–VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

The presidential voice of reason. Are they going to remove Trump from office? Saturn's rings and north pole. Should we not go to space? Rent stabilization? India Muslim caller's ideas for society.The Hake Report, Monday, June 29, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:04:37) News... Over-dramatization* (0:13:51) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:16:45) No more kids in cages…* (0:20:37) Donald Trump on Communism in America* (0:24:15) Our Future President, the voice of reason, like Trump* (0:29:15) Bobby: Nick Matao, raised by a Samoan 📞* (0:34:34) Bobby: Netanyahu. America could be loved.* (0:59:14) Frederick: No July, no Hokit 📞* (1:03:48) Frederick: Trump’s next move: removal?* (1:12:22) Allen: Saturn’s north pole, going to space 📞* (1:26:15) Superchats: REAL Tim Scott, not the RINO 💰* (1:29:00) Popcorn question: Rent control 💰* (1:37:29) Muhammad, India: Theo-tech-ocracy 📞* (1:43:30) Muhammad: Free Criticism and Questioning* (1:50:00) Muhammad: Muslims’ beliefs on loaning, interest* (1:53:21) Superchats for tomorrow 💰📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/29/hake-mon-62926🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/29/jlp-mon-62926–VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Discussion on back pain, exercise, stretching, foot exercise. Trump brings back 988’s LGBTQ option 3. Epoch Times “communism” post. Word of God, a “two-edged sword.”The Hake Report, Friday, June 26, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start & Disclaimer* (0:05:54) Hey, guys! 🎶 Preview of superchats* (0:11:00) Jermaine: Back pain & age 📞* (0:27:04) Coco: Stretching. Fathers, Michael, Van Halen 📞* (0:37:46) Ryan: 988 hotline. Anunnaki. Ego. 📞* (0:53:31) Ryan: Eatherly. Karmelo.* (0:55:34) Allen: Touch trees. 📞* (0:59:06) Country Rap Hake 🎶* (1:04:46) Superchats catching up 💰* (1:20:47) Trump Epoch Times/NDT on communism 🎥* (1:25:58) Brady: AI, Encyclopedia, history, Jesus 📞* (1:39:35) TFS up next 💰* (1:41:04) Eric: Step on roots. Word of God “sword” 📞* (1:46:24) Peace rather than fighting* (1:52:51) Closing 💰📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/26/hake-fri-62626🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/26/jlp-fri-62626–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Learning old words & history with Hake & callers. Practical religion. Catholics tamed the Vikings! New vigilante film out, “banned” by Germany. Call from overseas w/ Viber! Nimrod, Noah’s descendent.The Hake Report, Thursday, June 25, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:06:00) Azzmador’s description; British slang* (0:11:40) Intro: Hey, guys! Jake Husdon* (0:15:00) Denny/Bulgaria: Wiser today? Religious practicality 📞* (0:42:32) Allen: Roman-centric history. Mamas. Anger. 📞* (0:53:55) Superchats: Counseling at BOND 💰* (1:03:07) Zenny: New film. Bill C9. Regina Call to Prayer. 📞* (1:18:39) William III: Chicago. Marines. 📞* (1:28:05) Viber app: Call from overseas: 001-888-775-3773* (1:30:19) Superchats: Righteous anger, Flag Explanation* (1:39:04) Brady the bashing babbler 📞* (1:48:08) William 7: Nimrod the hunter 📞* (1:54:09) Outro: Remiss on last Superchats 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/25/hake-thu-62526🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/25/jlp-thu-62526–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChutePODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/show DISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Poe: Believe nothing you hear, half what you see. Montreal suspect: A warning against the darkness of thoughts. Calls: cultural Christians’ interesting takes on society and marriage.The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 24, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:03:02) Support BOND 💰* (0:07:50) Trump, Reflecting Pool, UK new social media policy?* (0:13:51) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:15:43) Jeff: Juneteenth and Father’s Day 📞* (0:18:23) Identity from tragedy, outward focus* (0:25:29) Michael: Jambalaya (on the Bayou). French-Canadian Catholic 📞* (0:32:27) Michael: white Christian heritage and history* (0:37:31) Michael: Montreal police and dangers* (0:46:25) Michael: Jesse’s right: Thoughts are the Devil* (0:48:54) M Tracey has the facts* (0:56:55) Superchats for Michael 💰* (1:00:49) Estamos en el Norte v1 (Hake AI) 🎶* (1:03:53) Jermaine on Canada incident & solutions 📞* (1:13:08) Brady: Democrats 📞* (1:15:48) William III: Juneteenth holiday. 250 years USA 📞* (1:25:38) Brady’s back 🌎* (1:32:43) Al on men in society; polygamy, responsibility 📞* (1:44:50) Last Superchats: Advice 💰📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/24/hake-wed-62426🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/24/jlp-wed-62426–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Democratic Socialist candidate Darializa Avila Chevalier. Why shouldn’t Hake like Netanyahu? Old Testament sacrifice & circumcision? Juneteenth history. JLP is black Americans’ best friend.The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 23, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:03:10) Dominican Candidate NY* (0:08:34) Watch Yourself: Yesterday’s question* (0:10:57) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:12:04) Zenny: Global news 📞* (0:22:14) Zenny: Elizabeth May & World Refugee Day* (0:31:43) Brady acting silly; Barney of Flintstones 📞* (0:43:38) Meade: distraction, Israel, Juneteenth, history 📞* (0:53:30) Alex: Health fads. Communion & sacrifice? 📞* (1:09:24) Maze: Juneteenth independence; Everybody 📞* (1:33:05) Superchats 💰* (1:36:56) Wisdom for the homeless 💰* (1:42:37) John: Pre-Juneteenth history 📞* (1:50:20) John: friends to our fellow Americans x* (1:54:25) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/23/hake-tue-62326🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/23/jlp-tue-62326–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Pondering diversity’s drawbacks. Target store: Bystanders save day. Obama presidential center. Music feeds ego. World Cup fans love USA? Are aliens liberal propaganda?The Hake Report, Monday, June 22, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: Everybody loves Mondays* (0:02:46) Disclaimer... Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:08:38) David: Siblings. Obama center. Diversity a strength? 📞* (0:25:13) Jaden: “sins” & music in my mind 📞* (0:35:08) Simi Valley Target story 💪* (0:42:30) Obama Presidential Center 👀* (0:53:36) Superchats: SAVE Act. Christian living. Nesbitt & wife. 💰* (1:04:43) Jareth: Music is liberal? Guns & Roses. Metallica. Alice Cooper. 📞* (1:12:49) Jeff: TSA ranch dressing. Leadership. Immigration. 📞* (1:20:01) John/Houston: UAP files. Antarctica elevation! 📞* (1:33:16) Alex talked with abductees. FE. 📞* (1:39:44) Chat shoutouts: 3-hours of Hake request 💰* (1:49:26) Brady: Sea level joke. “Interdimensional” demons, not aliens? 📞📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/22/hake-mon-62226🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/22/jlp-mon-62226–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Fret not about the Reflecting Pool! A personal story about Juneteenth. Pat Boone urges peaceful disagreement. President Obama’s comments: Immigration, created equal. Man gives snake water.The Hake Report, Friday, June 19, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start & disclaimer* (0:06:36) Reflecting Pool, “proper spending”* (0:12:12) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:13:37) Ronnie: “Smackdown”? Juneteenth. 📞* (0:21:01) Brady: Sphere? Merry-Go-Round experiment 🌍* (0:33:53) Superchats: Fun stuff! 💰* (0:49:28) Breaking down an interfaith interaction. Cute Superchat 🧐* (1:03:55) Obama 2008, 2026* (1:13:56) Pat Boone’s wisdom on Billy Corgan 🎥* (1:26:41) L.A. City Council proposal* (1:31:27) Echoes in the Keys (beat) 🎶* (1:37:45) Shoutouts: The Fallen State coming* (1:42:15) Trump gives Medal of Honor to vet* (1:45:48) Man gives rattlesnake water* (1:50:39) Bobby: Medal of Honor at UFC 📞* (1:54:31) Outro & Last Superchat 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/19/hake-fri-61926🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/protest-makes-things-worse-pat-boone HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/19/jlp-fri-61926 –VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Iran memo: Is Israel happy? Encouraging news from Europe? World Cup USA: People like us! People are like the media: They don’t understand. UFC White House event.The Hake Report, Thursday, June 18, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) I’m back, credits, disclaimer* (0:04:08) News since I was out: Iran memo? UFC Plot.* (0:08:48) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:11:11) Zenny/Canada: Checking on 📞* (0:14:53) Zenny: Peace in the Middle East: Israel happy?* (0:17:29) Zenny: UK report, Canada news, EU vote* (0:22:54) Jeff/LA: European reaction to World Cup USA 📞* (0:27:40) Brady/AZ: Bibi is not happy. 📞* (0:31:18) Brady: At 44, you’re half-dust. Horse medicine.* (0:33:26) Allen/MI: Punchie’s Coffee. Belfast, UK. 📞* (0:41:29) Allen talked to a reporter, words twisted, got in trouble with boss* (0:48:20) William 7: People don’t understand. Juneteenth. Stand-up. 📞* (0:53:27) Superchats: Catching up 💰* (1:02:09) Obama on Iran. Hillary Placeboing clip. More Superchats 💰* (1:19:03) Bobby/TX: Eatherly denied bond. We hold back. 📞* (1:27:48) Bobby: Liberia story* (1:31:34) Bobby: UFC event at White House* (1:33:45) UFC free speech, NBA less so* (1:41:49) Superchats: Throwing out your back. 💰* (1:44:51) Citizen journalism in NJ* (1:53:22) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/18/hake-thu-61826🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/18/jlp-thu-61826–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

We don’t REALLY know what happened, but like to think we do. God-fearing men don’t judge without knowing. But it’s wise to sit down, not push a stubborn man.The Hake Report, Thursday, June 11, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Member shoutouts* (0:04:45) I love disclaimers: great reminder* (0:11:15) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:13:15) William III: The TX case: facts & wisdom 📞* (0:21:45) Mickel: Division within family; My son, his mother 📞* (0:32:55) Steve’n, my equal: Bearing false witness? Age 89 📞* (0:58:35) Tory: Don’t worry what James said. 📞* (1:07:35) Alex: Bad neighbors, parents, & perspectives 🔦* (1:22:35) Just sit down: Don’t press the issue.* (1:25:20) Superchats: Caledonian, Hessian defined 💰* (1:33:40) Coffees: Health, Wisdom, Jokes, etc. 💰* (1:41:40) Popcorn: Neighborhood preference clarification 💰* (1:49:45) Acknowledgments: “Priority callers” 👋* (1:50:35) Zenny doesn’t have enough time 📞* (1:54:20) Peace in your hearts 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/11/hake-thu-61126🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/11/jlp-thu-61126–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

The Texas outcome seems just, and surprisingly quick! People have different stories in their minds versus reality. And quirky ideas about what’s important.The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 10, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: Memberships & ads* (0:08:28) Intro: Hey, guys! Thanks, Jake! 🎶* (0:10:25) Texas: Justice should be swift* (0:19:45) Chad O Jackson was right: Escalation is wrong.* (0:23:00) Bobby/TX: Dealing with cattle north Texas 📞* (0:27:12) Bobby: Supporting even if they’re wrong?* (0:34:20) Bobby: What would be justice? Reality check.* (0:41:25) Tory/CA: We’re equals. Experiences & judgment. 📞* (0:56:05) Brady/AZ: What Jesus said versus what others say 📞* (1:08:15) Alex/CA: Two theories gaining traction 📞* (1:20:25) Serg/TX: Heard about Texas case 2 days ago. 📞* (1:28:30) Serg: Men and women and culture* (1:38:55) Superchats 💰* (1:52:02) Maze: Justice in the world 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/10/hake-wed-61026🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/10/jlp-wed-61026🥊 PUNCHIE TV: https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/6/10/bill-hosts-punchie-tv-ep-091–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Reminiscing about Lynyrd Skynyrd, sharing truth with fellow Americans (and Canadians), handling cattle, and looking at history with clarity.The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 9, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Lynyrd Skynyrd tee.* (0:07:55) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:09:30) Zenny/Canada: Disinvited from White House event 📞* (0:22:00) Zenny: House floor speech* (0:34:40) David/Ocala: Lynyrd Skynyrd history 📞* (0:47:10) David family story: T-shirt at church* (0:48:50) Bobby/TX: Metallica & DC Talk CDs 📞* (0:51:50) Bobby: Young Neighbors, light and justice* (1:01:30) Bobby: Farmer rescues calf from sinkhole 🎥* (1:07:10) William III: Steers and ground stability 📞* (1:15:05) William: Ancient history; Canada; Justice* (1:19:25) Superchats: Fave sports? Guns ‘N Roses. Viewer wisdom. 💰* (1:38:30) Alex/CA: Playground memories, Parental direction 📞* (1:46:35) Alex: Historical reflection on Cambodia* (1:50:45) Shoutouts 👋* (1:52:15) Jerry/DC: First Metallica album 📞* (1:53:45) Outro📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/9/hake-tue-6926🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/9/jlp-tue-6926–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Beware & be patient with people, not fatigued. YouTuber couple’s decision. Premarital wisdom. Bank customer service.The Hake Report, Monday, June 8, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Incidents in the world & families* (0:06:00) Fringe theory loosely related to UN 🧐* (0:09:45) Defend the weak? Intro* (0:11:45) David/Ocala: Be wise and careful 📞* (0:20:07) David: California proposals rejected* (0:28:10) Chase/TX: Not ready 🚫* (0:28:35) William III: Columbus. Oakland. World events. 📞* (0:36:35) William: He was minding his own business?* (0:40:15) Brandi/HI: “Ridgeway” YouTubers prediction 📞* (0:48:07) Chase/TX: Modern relationships & marriage? 📞* (0:54:42) Chuck/NJ: Bank acct problems & customer service 📞* (1:08:32) Alex/CA: Unreasonable response to Cyrus case? 📞* (1:11:40) Alex: Moral questions and mercy* (1:21:33) Josh/GA: Don’t take news too seriously 📞* (1:29:46) Superchats: Presidential quote, Nick coming up 💰* (1:39:15) Allen/MI: Biblical teaching for marriage 📞* (1:48:50) Brady/AZ: Jokes and kooky theories 📞* (1:53:12) Superchats & calls tomorrow hopefully! 💰📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/8/hake-mon-6826🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/8/jlp-mon-6826–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChutePODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Canada healthcare complaints. 😉 TX case: competing narratives. History buffs team up on Hake! Young people turn gov’t media “corny”!The Hake Report, Friday, June 5, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Identity & perception-judgment* (0:06:07) Intro: Hey, guys! Hake/JLP Promos* (0:09:35) Michael/Canada: Hank Williams. “Honteux.” Master P. 📞* (0:14:44) Michael: Public healthcare issues* (0:27:32) David/Ocala/FL: Insurance & law 📞* (0:32:34) David: Frisco, TX case. Convinced you’re right.* (0:41:10) Daniel/TX: Spanish-American War & history 📞* (0:55:29) Daniel: Old equipment* (0:57:01) Ronnie/OH & Daniel: War of 1812 📞* (1:05:20) Ronnie: Frisco, TX story; Paris situation* (1:12:55) Jeff/LA: Maine candidate; Millenial/Zoomer influence 📞* (1:23:04) Superchats: Don’t impose religion 💰* (1:32:37) William III: Old equipment. Case discussion. 📞* (1:46:46) TFS next 💰* (1:49:18) Steve’n/MD: How it REALLY went down 📞* (1:53:38) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/5/hake-fri-6526🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/5/jlp-fri-6526–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

AI got Hake interested in history! Hake prefers simple tools that can get dirty. Hake defends unusual beauty standards. Hake debunks all your theories.The Hake Report, Thursday, June 4, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Disclaimer / Trump’s call to Netanyahu* (0:07:48) Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:10:19) Deep unease at 250 years of USA 🎥* (0:16:17) Philippine-American War history* (0:28:13) Brady/AZ: Boring AI history. Cool tools. Obama. 📞* (0:36:44) Brady: Trump clip: “I’m a Christian.” Metaphorical “headlock” 🎥* (0:40:31) Allen/MI: Actions louder than words. Explaining, losing. 📞* (0:48:02) Allen: Joan Rivers silliness; “Run amok” origin* (0:54:34) Superchats: John McCain flashback 💰* (1:00:37) Cesar, Popcorn, Cool tool facts 💰* (1:15:32) Correcting the record: Trump & Michelle💰* (1:22:09) Conservative opinion on John Cornyn 🎥* (1:29:35) Spencer Pratt: It’s not fun 🎥* (1:31:47) William III: Wendy Williams, Art, Education, Obamas 📞* (1:41:55) William: Iran deal soon?* (1:45:16) Last Superchats 💰* (1:51:12) Rick/VA: If L.A./CA turned red 📞* (1:53:27) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/4/hake-thu-6426🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/4/jlp-thu-6426–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Hake says Trump’s basically kept promises, but some differ. The majority likes peace and prosperity, though it falters. Can you recognize the sign of the times?The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 3, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Proper appreciation.* (0:10:00) Intro: Hey, guys!* (0:11:00) Ronnie/OH: Call it a “smackdown”? “Pedantic.” 📞* (0:27:04) Alex & Ronnie: Paris & what’s to come 🔥* (0:41:48) Bobby/TX: Reality. Keeping things nice. 📞* (0:47:47) William III: News; Grad scenes. Bad back. Primaries & gov’t. 📞* (1:03:28) William 7: Fitness. Trade & immigration. Biblical debt practices. 📞* (1:16:55) Superchats: Greggatron, Tory 💰* (1:21:39) Popcorn: Would her policies matter? 💰* (1:29:12) “Loyalty.” Sign of the times. L.A. 💰* (1:38:09) Brady/AZ: FE, “No-spin earther” 📞* (1:46:02) Rick/VA: Midterms dreams 📞* (1:52:31) Popcorn: Wait and see? 💰📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/3/hake-wed-6326🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/3/jlp-wed-6326–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Millennials & boomers hash it out. Does Hake bend his principles for Trump? Beware: undisciplined minds believe wrongly. Patriotic activist shakes hands with media reporter.The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 2, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Disclaimer. Fun Interaction. Boomers Are Cool.* (0:08:33) Jake Husdon, Hey Guys! 🎶* (0:10:01) Zenny: Bibi & Trump. Millennials vs Boomers. 📞* (0:27:51) Zenny: US-Israeli Cooperation* (0:34:29) Allen, 80, My Gen. Preachers. Dead Sea Event. 📞* (0:45:34) “Chicanery” of Your Mind; UK Sad Story* (0:52:32) Superchats for Zenny; Theoretical Dilemmas 💰* (1:01:27) David/TX: Marty Anderson, Health Issues 📞* (1:07:18) Brady/AZ: Israel’s Concerns. “Cows.” Generation X. 📞* (1:18:43) William III: Foreign Policy. Domestic Issues. 📞* (1:24:25) William: Black American Concerns; Hake’s Competitors* (1:30:27) Coco/L.A.: Spencer Pratt & My Community. 📞* (1:37:15) Superchats 💰* (1:40:43) Channel 5 News Reporter’s Funny Interaction 🎥* (1:48:21) Calls: Steve’n, Tory 📞* (1:51:37) Last Calls: Maze, Rick 📞📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/2/hake-tue-6226🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/2/jlp-tue-6226–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Voting with Hake. Sad story of Ota Benga. Older guys call-in about life. Difference: “pointing out” vs complaining? Umar Johnson on Kevin Hart roast: Too serious! The Hake Report, Monday, June 1, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Voting. Disclaimer.* (0:09:43) Intro: Hey, guys!* (0:10:47) Superchats: Ota Benga, Sad Story 💰* (0:22:57) David/TX: Santiago. 1 Cor 13: 12. Life Story. 📞* (0:37:06) Mark/FL: What’s Doxxing? Truth vs Thoughts, Anxiety 📞* (1:09:19) David/Ocala/FL: Mad at Life. Isaiah 53. Che Ahn, JLP Guest 📞* (1:28:06) How to Vote: Craig Huey, Google AI* (1:34:05) Superchats: Complaining or Pointing Out Affordability? 💰* (1:40:37) Dr. Umar Johnson: Too Serious? 🎥* (1:47:31) MSNBC Throwback & Immigration Policy 🎥* (1:51:40) Rick/VA: Jewish Political Concerns 📞📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/1/hake-mon-6126🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/1/jlp-mon-6126–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChutePODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Children’s music with Hake. Revisionist history: Germany, Jefferson, & biblical giants. Trump on bills & coins. Hake’s puppets discuss new-fangled definitions for tired, old words.The Hake Report, Friday, May 29, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer* (0:08:10) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:10:30) Michael/Canada: Mary Rice Hopkins 📞* (0:15:40) Michael: Lessons from German History* (0:22:30) Superchats for Michael 💰* (0:26:50) Ryan/IL: We Were Here. Trump $250. Division. 📞* (0:42:55) Ryan: Approach to Govt, Voting.* (0:44:40) Brady/AZ: Enoch. Giants. $250 Bill. Temple Coin. 📞* (0:51:30) Brady: Foreign Affairs* (0:54:05) Carver AI song... 🎶* (0:59:35) Allen/MI: Extra-Biblical Truth? Pre-Historic America 📞* (1:07:00) Superchats/JC: Black Historical Figures 💰* (1:11:45) Correction on German Christian.* (1:18:02) Coco/L.A.: Father’s “Mama Spirit” 📞* (1:21:59) Coco: Bernie Mac* (1:26:35) Superchats: Elitist Definitions. Pride. JLP vs Myron. 💰* (1:39:45) Superchats: YouTube & “Coffees” 💰* (1:45:25) Maze: Look at Yourself. Don’t Be Jealous. 📞* (1:54:00) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/29/hake-fri-52926🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/we-are-all-puppets-true-and-false HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/29/jlp-fri-52926–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

The evil is not “tribalism” — it’s “me.” Nebuchadnezzar in the Bible: Acknowledge God, not gold. Cultural conflicts: “Irony is lost on the stupid.” Should Trump have left Iran alone?The Hake Report, Thursday, May 28, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer 🔴* (0:06:18) Iran & Rocky Shore: Groan!* (0:07:40) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:11:23) Ken/IL: “-isms”: Tribalism: Root of Evil? No, Me. 📞* (0:16:44) Ken: History of the World 🗺️* (0:20:23) Shawn/FL: New Fears in the World 📞* (0:24:55) Shawn: Can’t Live w/o Christ: Ego* (0:33:39) David/Ocala/FL: Nebuchadnezzar 📞* (0:37:49) David: People Who Act Kooky* (0:45:10) David: Leave Iran Alone: Let God Handle It* (0:50:18) Meade/VA: Old Viral Video: Irony & Truth Lost 📞* (0:58:29) Meade: Massie & Israel? How About China?* (1:04:27) Superchats: Blame. Soy. Conspiracies. 💰* (1:16:59) Allen/MI: David & Goliath. Gold Worship. 📞* (1:27:23) Allen: Irony Wasted on the Simple (Oscar Wilde)* (1:30:41) Superchats: Enhanced Charges? Accusation? Relax. 💰* (1:41:04) Brady/AZ: Market Collapse. Buy Silver? 📞* (1:48:14) Zenny/Canada: AIPAC Tweet. Wait & See. 📞📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/28/hake-thu-52826🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/28/jlp-thu-52826🥊 PUNCHIE TV https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/5/27/punchie-tv-ep-089-wed-52726–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChute - Odysee PODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Story: Hake’s belligerent sifu. Two different men named Steve Hilton! AOC claim: Data center dirties water?! Teen Takeovers: Prosecute parents? Nick bans caller Tory!The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 27, 2026 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer: “A grain of salt” 🧂* (0:07:52) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶* (0:09:35) Joke: Target on Every Corner* (0:10:43) News: Iran Update & Trump vs RINOs* (0:15:56) Story: Belligerence: I Disclaim* (0:19:09) Superchats: Invention & Steve Hilton Confusion 💰* (0:31:45) News: Tulsi Resignation & AOC* (0:35:12) Vid: AOC: Murky Water & Data Centers* (0:41:49) Call: John (OH) - Culture, Coolness & Justice 📞* (0:49:45) John: Data Centers, Water & Power* (0:52:24) Call: Tory (CA) - Best Friends & AI Video 📞* (1:00:03) Tory: Nick Bans Tory!* (1:01:43) Call: Alex (CA) - Wheelies & Bad Influence 📞* (1:06:06) Call: Jeff (LA) - Greenland for Data Centers? 📞* (1:08:22) Jeff: Prom Helicopter Ride* (1:11:46) Superchats: Teen Takeovers 💰* (1:14:36) Superchats: Cesar Power Level 💰* (1:18:21) Superchats: Prosecuting Parents & Massie’s Error? 💰* (1:26:51) Call: Ardene (CO) - Prosecute Parents 📞* (1:33:31) Ardene: AI & Water Issues* (1:37:30) Call: Brady (AZ) - Call Me Whitebeard 📞* (1:40:08) Superchats: Coffees & YouTube 💰* (1:42:38) Superchats: Popcorn on Sending Sons Overseas 💰* (1:46:32) Call: Rick (VA) - US Liberals & Israel 📞* (1:52:25) Rick: Redistricting Drama* (1:53:54) Closing 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/27/hake-wed-52726🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/27/jlp-wed-52726–VIDEO: YouTube - Rumble - Pilled - FB Live - X Live - BitChutePODCAST: Substack - Apple - Spotify - Podcast Addict📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false. Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe