EPISODE · Mar 2, 2026 · 1H 30M
Elon Has No Motion (feat. Ehsan Ahmad)
from Works Every Time · host Works Every Time
SEE US LIVEBlue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW EHSANhttps://ehsancomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/ehsanjahmad/Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/@TheSolidShow2024Too Soon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6weMUz0lqATHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 - This week on WET…00:01:23 - Ignorance is bliss00:04:48 - Scams are getting good00:06:50 - Why Just For Laughs went bankrupt00:09:03 - SPEAK TO A REPRESENTATIVE type sh*t00:12:37 - The 2016 election makes so much sense post Epstein00:17:52 - It's like The Matrix but everyone's a pedophile00:21:40 - There's always another child sex cult00:25:25 - McGraw Hill was owned by Ghislaine Maxwell's Dad00:27:23 - Release the classified alien files on Reels00:29:33 - Is Elon a bad dad?00:32:30 - Can't joke about Abraham Lincoln yet00:39:18 - The real reason Prince Andrew got arrested00:42:28 - Corruption is a consequence of being alive00:45:25 - Bengali vs Bangladeshi00:47:30 - Western Muslims00:50:16 - Baked potato adventure00:51:53 - What pisses off Ehsan most about Deric Poston00:54:54 - If our parents knew what we complained about00:58:38 - WTF even is "reading comprehension"01:04:08 - The Black Israelites are in a different algorithm01:07:25 - Jay-Z is the Jackie Robinson of the Epstein files01:12:18 - Society has always felt like it was about to collapse01:17:25 - Driving is going to be obsolete in our lifetime01:22:21 - Ehsan got road raged by a Waymo______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher @markusolind9761 @rageqzbass @TheSolidShow2024 #podcast #comedy
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SEE US LIVEBlue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI4/1, 8pmhttps://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePodMERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETSCode 'WET' for 25% off ticketshttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW EHSANhttps://ehsancomedy.com/https://www.instagram.com/ehsanjahmad/Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/@TheSolidShow2024Too Soon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6weMUz0lqATHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 - This week on WET…00:01:23 - Ignorance is bliss00:04:48 - Scams are getting good00:06:50 - Why Just For Laughs went bankrupt00:09:03 - SPEAK TO A REPRESENTATIVE type sh*t00:12:37 - The 2016 election makes so much sense post Epstein00:17:52 - It's like The Matrix but everyone's a pedophile00:21:40 - There's always another child sex cult00:25:25 - McGraw Hill was owned by Ghislaine Maxwell's Dad00:27:23 - Release the classified alien files on Reels00:29:33 - Is Elon a bad dad?00:32:30 - Can't joke about Abraham Lincoln yet00:39:18 - The real reason Prince Andrew got arrested00:42:28 - Corruption is a consequence of being alive00:45:25 - Bengali vs Bangladeshi00:47:30 - Western Muslims00:50:16 - Baked potato adventure00:51:53 - What pisses off Ehsan most about Deric Poston00:54:54 - If our parents knew what we complained about00:58:38 - WTF even is "reading comprehension"01:04:08 - The Black Israelites are in a different algorithm01:07:25 - Jay-Z is the Jackie Robinson of the Epstein files01:12:18 - Society has always felt like it was about to collapse01:17:25 - Driving is going to be obsolete in our lifetime01:22:21 - Ehsan got road raged by a Waymo______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher @markusolind9761 @rageqzbass @TheSolidShow2024 #podcast #comedy
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