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EPISODE · Jan 7, 2026 · 1H 15M

Emergency Draft

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Happy New Year! Miller and Alex dive into a hypothetical so stupid only they could come up with it: what if every NBA player in the world had to be replaced with Magic: the Gathering cards? Join the crew as we talk about how to get out of paying for urgent care, unethical hoops, and a returning fan-favorite segment. Follow us at our socials! https://www.instagram.com/timewaster9k/ https://x.com/timewaster9k https://www.tiktok.com/@timewaster9000 Watch the video version here: https://youtu.be/2IfesScjocQ If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

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