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The Timewaster 9000

A comedy-focused Magic: the Gathering podcast. Tune in to hear Miller and Alex yell about cardboard squares, and everything else the world has to offer.

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    Timewaster 9000 Cube Event Recap

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about a recent collaboration event with Shattered TCG! Join us as we chat about Alex's Module Cube, getting commander players to draft, running out of basics at the land station, and Piggy Bank.Alex's Module Cube: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/modulecubeMiller's WIP Two-Headed Giant Cube: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/d1fb845e-d276-476b-85e1-3b10ee7d3b32Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com/ Play our daily game! https://timewaster9000.com/stack/ Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

  2. 22

    Sleeper Cards

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about cards we thought would be straight buns, but turned out to be pretty good. Tune in to hear us chat about being wrong since 2019, picking the wrong deck for a big tournament, and having bronchitis at the Regional Championship.Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com/ Play our daily game! https://timewaster9000.com/stack/ Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

  3. 21

    Types of Guy

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about the lovely (and not so lovely) types of people you'll encounter at your friendly neighborhood game store. Join us to chat about guys too stupid to tell if they're cheating, people who force their partners to play commander, and microwaving frogs. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com/ Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

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    Our Favorite Bannings

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew thanks our lucky stars that these cards have been banned. Join us as we talk about Wizard's design mistakes, a commander table for one, and messing with people's dice while they're going off. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com/ Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

  5. 19

    Heroes & Villains Part 2

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew revisits an old classic: separating things into a clean good versus evil binary. Join us to hear about why people hate affinity, dying on turn one, and who to root for when you're watching a random game of Magic.Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com/ Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

  6. 18

    Archetypes That Need Some Love

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew looks back at archetypes and creature types that feel like they've been lost to time, or just need a new wave of support to make real. Tune in to hear us chat about Stewart Griffin, getting baited by Modern Storm, and Miller inflicting horrible pranks on Alex. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

  7. 17

    Atlanta Highlander

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew revisits a local favorite: Atlanta Highlander! Join us as we talk about favorite strategies, funny Dark Depths stories, and try (and fail) to do math. Atlanta Highlander rules & banlist here: https://www.tumblr.com/atlantahighlander Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

  8. 16

    LAMP Control

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew ventures into the horrifying unknown. A world uncharted: building a Commander deck. Join us as we sit down to build around a community suggestion, and argue about whether or not Mishra's Bauble does anything, what commanders actually draw aggro, and whether or not a deck is a Portcullis deck. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

  9. 15

    The Tappedout Deep Dive

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew goes BACK TO THE PAST...by visiting a regularly updated website. Join us as we explore old FNM decks that can't win a game, pauper brews older than some of your friends, and Miller changing his shirt. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

  10. 14

    Where Do We Put These

    The Timewaster 9000 crew is back again to talk about cards we just CANNOT find a home for. Tune in to hear us chat about fringe playables, unplayables, and a LOT about Pokemon VGC. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

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    Old vs New

    The Timewaster 9000 crew is asking the age old question: is new thing bad? Join us as we talk about Old Frame Theory, cards that do too much, cards that don't do enough, and the hit PBS animated series Cyberchase. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

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    The Secrets of Strixhaven Awards

    The Timewaster 9000 crew is going back to back to school. We've got some awards to give to our FAVORITE cards from Secrets of Strixhaven. Tune in to hear us chat about super seniors, cards that we're definitely falling for, and much more. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A comedy-focused Magic: the Gathering podcast. Tune in to hear Miller and Alex yell about cardboard squares, and everything else the world has to offer.

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