The Timewaster 9000

The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about cards with rancid vibes. Cards that we just plain dislike for no reason other than what they are. Join us as we chat about things that aren't quite Universes Beyond, nonbinary excellence, and the beauty of Looney Tunes. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com/ Play our daily game! https://timewaster9000.com/stack/ Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 Community Discord has rallied together to create the ULTIMATE pet card bracket. Join us today as these cards go head to head to see which is truly deserving of any love. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com/ Play our daily game! https://timewaster9000.com/stack/ Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about...cards. Just random cards. Whatever shows up using Scryfall's random card feature! Join us as we chat about Universes Beyond power creep, secret hidden chudlings, and the evil intentions behind YouTube comments. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com/ Play our daily game! https://timewaster9000.com/stack/ Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about Modern decks, old and new, that we have a soft spot for. Join us as we chat about a million ways to play Lightning Bolt, getting bad haircuts, and Miller's Giant Meat. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com/Play our daily game! https://timewaster9000.com/stack/ Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about cards that we have a very specific fondness for. Join us as we talk about how you know you've lost when your opponent casts a certain cantrip, cutting other people's hair, and how Hulk Hogan might be responsible for that terrible tragedy in 2002. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com/ Play our daily game! https://timewaster9000.com/stack/ Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about cards that have misplaced rarities, from common all the way to mythic. Join us as we talk about unplayable cards that somehow also cost too much mana, misplaying with Thought Scour, and sickness-induced delirium. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com/ Play our daily game! https://timewaster9000.com/stack/ Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about a recent collaboration event with Shattered TCG! Join us as we chat about Alex's Module Cube, getting commander players to draft, running out of basics at the land station, and Piggy Bank.Alex's Module Cube: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/modulecubeMiller's WIP Two-Headed Giant Cube: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/d1fb845e-d276-476b-85e1-3b10ee7d3b32Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com/ Play our daily game! https://timewaster9000.com/stack/ Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about cards we thought would be straight buns, but turned out to be pretty good. Tune in to hear us chat about being wrong since 2019, picking the wrong deck for a big tournament, and having bronchitis at the Regional Championship.Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com/ Play our daily game! https://timewaster9000.com/stack/ Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about the lovely (and not so lovely) types of people you'll encounter at your friendly neighborhood game store. Join us to chat about guys too stupid to tell if they're cheating, people who force their partners to play commander, and microwaving frogs. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com/ Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 Crew thanks our lucky stars that these cards have been banned. Join us as we talk about Wizard's design mistakes, a commander table for one, and messing with people's dice while they're going off. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com/ Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 Crew revisits an old classic: separating things into a clean good versus evil binary. Join us to hear about why people hate affinity, dying on turn one, and who to root for when you're watching a random game of Magic.Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com/ Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 Crew looks back at archetypes and creature types that feel like they've been lost to time, or just need a new wave of support to make real. Tune in to hear us chat about Stewart Griffin, getting baited by Modern Storm, and Miller inflicting horrible pranks on Alex. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 Crew revisits a local favorite: Atlanta Highlander! Join us as we talk about favorite strategies, funny Dark Depths stories, and try (and fail) to do math. Atlanta Highlander rules & banlist here: https://www.tumblr.com/atlantahighlander Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 Crew ventures into the horrifying unknown. A world uncharted: building a Commander deck. Join us as we sit down to build around a community suggestion, and argue about whether or not Mishra's Bauble does anything, what commanders actually draw aggro, and whether or not a deck is a Portcullis deck. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 Crew goes BACK TO THE PAST...by visiting a regularly updated website. Join us as we explore old FNM decks that can't win a game, pauper brews older than some of your friends, and Miller changing his shirt. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 crew is back again to talk about cards we just CANNOT find a home for. Tune in to hear us chat about fringe playables, unplayables, and a LOT about Pokemon VGC. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 crew is asking the age old question: is new thing bad? Join us as we talk about Old Frame Theory, cards that do too much, cards that don't do enough, and the hit PBS animated series Cyberchase. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000

The Timewaster 9000 crew is going back to back to school. We've got some awards to give to our FAVORITE cards from Secrets of Strixhaven. Tune in to hear us chat about super seniors, cards that we're definitely falling for, and much more. Find all our social medias here: https://timewaster9000.com Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and exciting content, consider donating to our Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/timewaster9000