Ep 049: Surviving France- A Crash Course for Americans

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In this episode, we’re breaking down how NOT to embarrass yourself (or get side-eyed into oblivion) while navigating French culture. From dodging the dreaded La Bise (the cheek kiss) to mastering the art of ordering coffee without looking like a fool, we’ll cover the unspoken rules that separate tourists from those who almost pass as locals. We’ll explore the quirky customs, hidden etiquette traps, and real-life survival strategies that will keep you from committing social crimes. So, grab your finest black-on-black outfit, perfect your disapproving eyebrow raise, and join us as we teach you how to navigate France like a pro.

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In this episode, we’re breaking down how NOT to embarrass yourself (or get side-eyed into oblivion) while navigating French culture. From dodging the dreaded La Bise (the cheek kiss) to mastering the art of ordering coffee without looking like a...

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