EP: 15 Crashing A Rolling Stones Concert, Danica Patrick and a Faux Dermatologist

Greg buys a 100 year old cider press and sustains a lingering injury in the non contact activity of making apple cider. The injury has him searching through their linen closet, Keely’s vault for lotions, ointments and pills. He’d bleed out before finding a bandaid. Greg’s injury leads to a conversation where he talks about a dermatology appointment where the casually dressed doctor was more interested in seeing below the belt than the mole on Greg’s head. Andy professes his fandom for Danica Patrick or is it Milka Dunno… or is it both if they’re at each other?Andy was passed on the inside by a guy who wanted to be first at the med check because he needed an STD screening. In college Greg paid a guy to sneak him into a Rolling Stones Concert in Detroit where the opening act was Carlos Santana. Have you ever delivered a eulogy?  Greg talked about delivering one that went so well, the minister couldn’t follow him. The guy was so rattled, the family asked for their money back. Did they get the refund?  Find out in episode 15 of Welcome to The Suburbs. www.suburbspodcast.com