Ep 16 Xodus pt 4, I Tested My Jesus Powers in the Cafeteria… and the Guard Just Walked Away.

Send us Fan MailAt the end of lunch I decided to run a little experiment. I sat dead center in the middle of the common area, slowed down, and rode the wave. The guard started yelling for everyone to clear out and go back to their cells. I didn’t move. He walked right past me, yelled at other people, got chippy with a couple inmates… and completely ignored me. Eventually the entire bottom floor emptied out.Then the guard got up and left too. For a solid minute I was the only person in the whole cafeteria — no guards, no prisoners, just me sitting there like I’d already broken out. I finally cracked up laughing, said “oh shit,” and scampered back to my cell hoping not to catch a rubber bullet. Nobody said a word. Jesus powers activated… I guess?Still not sure what the hell they’re for, but I’m definitely keeping them.