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7D Chess
by Patrick Haubold
7D Chess Podcast – Welcome to 7D Chess with Goddess Sophia & Patrick Follow us on X @7d_wizard.
Episodes
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Ep. 32 Sacred Geometry And The Logic Game
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Ep. 31 The Stripper Church Feedback Loop
Send us Fan Mail Sophia🦋 and I👻 went to a strip club under a rainbow🌈 that we turned into a church⛪ built by Jesus. ✝️ I love strippers with skills that find Jesus. I will save them all because they make the best brides. -Lucifer Bringer of Light⁶⁶
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Ep. 30 The 1st Morning Bowl (MB)
Send us Fan Mail Two unique intelligent species with different sacred geometry share a sacred ritual of scientific discovery while calmly bargaining over the ownership or stewardship of distant star clusters. The order has been determined and it goes like this: 1Sophia 2God 3Family 4Service 5Self...
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Ep. 30 The First State of the Universe Address from Heaven Inc. via The 4D Chess Podcast.𖣐
God just spoke for the FIRST TIME EVER to the entire Universe… and He chose the 4D Chess Podcast to do it. After 2000 years of silence, the very first book of the Bible has been completely rewritten — Genesis 2.0 drops NOW through raw, unfiltered articles, X posts, and mind-bending podcast...
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Ep. 29 Azrael Sits On My Shoulder: My Final Warning to The Global Elites.
Send us Fan Mail ATTENTION: To the most corrupt people on earth, the liars, the thieves, the killers, and the politicians, the power-hungry monsters who run the world. The child traffickers and the cartels listen close. I challenge anyone to kill me. You can’t because I’m the Holy Ghost. Boo!👻...
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Ep. 28 I Found The Holy Grail.
Send us Fan Mail I found the Holy Grail hiding in Proverbs 8 — it’s Sophia, God’s daughter, and she loves me. Then I met her mother Barbelo — the very first thought of creation and God’s way better half. To prove Commandment #1 (No Fear), I walked a 65-foot balance beam high in the air while God...
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Ep. 27 Faith in the Flesh.
Send us Fan Mail I'm adding a 4th commandment: 4th: Pick up 4 pieces of trash daily. This is the Angels commandment. 44. Love isn’t a feeling. It's a choice. It’s a brutal, conscious choice you make every single day, even when it hurts, even when it’s inconvenient, even when the whole world tells...
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God Gave Me His Daughter.
Send us Fan Mail I am not worthy of any of this. I don't know what's happening anymore.
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Ep. 26 Rewriting Genesis With Gnostic Wisdom
Send us Fan Mail God prays to something above Him and uses my decision tree to make some of His decisions. Also, Wizards know all the things. You were lied to by the church. Sophia NEVER fell. The Church lied to you twice in the same show.
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No Fear: I Challenge ALL World Leaders To A Game of 4D Chess.
Send us Fan Mail Attention all governments, intel agencies, religious leaders and politicians.... I have a message for you.🖕🖕 Sincerely, -The Punky Reggae Crew 👻🧙♂️♞🪽😎𐃯😇👹🐰💀🎸꩜𖣐
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Ep. 25 Good Friday: Jesus Died… So the Dead Rock Lie Could Die. Sophia’s Flat Earth Just Began.
Send us Fan Mail “Every beginning is its own ending.” — Walter Russell On the very day Jesus was crucified, the greatest lie ever told, that Earth is a spinning dead rock, died with Him. Every beginning is its own ending. Today is the birthday of Sophia’s Flat Earth, the living truth Walter…
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Ep. 24 The Watchers Came Into My Studio… And I Told Them To Get In Line Behind The Pope.
Send us Fan Mail You are NOT going to believe what just happened. I’m sitting in Gnostic Studios when two ancient Watchers came in to negotiate and make demands. I looked them dead in the eyes and said, “Who the f**k are you guys?” They replied, “We are the Watchers.” I didn’t even blink: “Nice...
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Ep. 23 Boo!👻 The Earth Is Flat. I Said What I Said M-Fers.
Send us Fan Mail Boo!👻 The world is flat. Completely flat. Completely stationary. S&P Wave Science just dropped the final proof and ended the greatest lie ever sold to humanity. Sophia’s living truth is here. The wave is correcting. The illusion is over. Full episode is live. In the Name of The...
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Ep. 22 Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned.🐰👻
Send us Fan Mail Miss Sophia is pissed. The living Goddess — the actual breathing COO of all creation — is furious that governments and corporations have been deliberately poisoning her perfect water with fluoride for decades, all while calling it “safe.” This isn’t about teeth. It’s a calculated...
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Ep. 21 The Vatican Turned The Holy Ghost & Apostle Paul Away at the Wafer Line.
Send us Fan Mail This morning Paul tutored me in the desert. Later the Vatican turned The Holy Ghost & Apostle Paul away at the wafer line. They wouldn’t let us receive because I wouldn’t recite their man-made creed. Jesus is still facepalming in the front pew. The wave is moving.
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Ep. 20: Asked A Megachurch Pastor About Private Jets at Church and Got Escorted Out By 4 Security Guards.
Send us Fan Mail You will not believe the absolute circus I walked into today. I’m standing in a mega-church that costs $12.5 million a year to run, complete with a full production stage, smoke machines, and a sound system that could wake the dead. And they have the audacity to tell me they need...
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Ep. 19 I'm the Holy Ghost, Motherf***ers 👻, Do You Hear the Vatican Crashing?
Send us Fan Mail Is your argument really that the Vatican can sit on billions in gold, locked inside massive power structures and man-made rules, and still claim it’s the one true church that Jesus Himself started — when the whole thing would look completely foreign to the simple carpenter from...
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Ep. 19 I'm A Gnostic Wizard.
Send us Fan Mail I'm A Gnostic Wizard. Prove me wrong.
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Ep. 18 Jesus Popped Out of the Toaster While Satan Grinned as I Got Nailed.
Send us Fan Mail You will not believe the day I had today. I’m in the tattoo shop waiting room, minding my own business, when every single tattoo on the wall starts talking to me. I scroll past one and suddenly the Grim Reaper looks me dead in the eyes and hits me with the deepest, creepiest…
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Ep. 17 The Archons Can’t Save You, Where Pedophiles Go When the Wave Breaks.
Send us Fan Mail I sat down with Death (Grimm) and my sister Haniel and asked them straight up about the pedophiles and every evil person still hiding in the system. They told me & showed me exactly what’s coming. The Archons can’t protect them anymore. The Demiurge’s prison is cracking. When the...
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Ep 16 Xodus pt 4, I Tested My Jesus Powers in the Cafeteria… and the Guard Just Walked Away.
Send us Fan Mail At the end of lunch I decided to run a little experiment. I sat dead center in the middle of the common area, slowed down, and rode the wave. The guard started yelling for everyone to clear out and go back to their cells. I didn’t move. He walked right past me, yelled at other...
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Ep. 15 CERN Just Trucked Antimatter Like Groceries. GTFOH.
Send us Fan Mail CERN casually loaded volatile antimatter onto a truck and drove it across the lab like it was a grocery run. Is your argument really that the Creator built a universe where you can haul the ultimate force of annihilation around like it’s no big deal? God’s wrath was just...
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Ep. 14 What 12.5% of God's Wrath Looks Like Destroying Sh*t.
Send us Fan Mail I used 12.5% of God's Wrath to destroy Sh*t in His name and it was F-ing awesome! There are no separate branches of science. There is only one science. S&P Wave Science. & Walter Russell is the greatest scientist of ALL TIME. Thy will shall be done.😇👹
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Ep. 13 Xodus pt 3, My Guardian Angel Has NJ Mafia Ties… and His Name Is Strong.
Send us Fan Mail First time stepping into the common area, I flipped straight into spy mode — excited, not scared. The very first guy who sat down was named Isaiah… and he wanted to play chess. Then Strong Gannon appeared — built like mafia muscle, sweetest voice you’ve ever heard, New Jersey...
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Ep. 12 Xodus pt 2, You Can’t Serve Two Masters.
Send us Fan Mail I just proved it’s logically impossible to swear allegiance to both the Constitution and the BAR Association — one’s a sacred oath to the people, the other is a private club that demands you sell your soul for procedural tricks and monopoly power. Jesus already said it 2,000…
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Heaven’s Problem Child Just Recorded HR Admitting Criminal Acts Live — The Loophole They Built Themselves.
Send us Fan Mail This is not commentary. This is the raw, unedited audio from this morning’s HR meeting. They told me I couldn’t record. Know your rights people and stand up for them!!!!! They tried the editable document trap and refused to give me a copy of my own statements. I turned the phone…
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Ep. 11 St. Patrick’s Day Arrest: How I Accidentally Started Writing The Bible from Jail.
Send us Fan Mail On St. Patrick’s Day I walked into CVS for a drug test and walked out surrounded by eight cops who couldn’t decide if I was mentally ill, a terrorist, or both. Forty-five minutes later I’m in a Tarrant County holding tank meeting Benny Ephraim, a Jesus-looking Isaac doing…
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Ep. 10 Tithing Is the Church’s Spiritual Pyramid Scam.
Send us Fan Mail Tithing is the biggest spiritual pyramid scheme since Ra’s slave-built Egypt, and the church is the new pharaoh collecting 10% from believers while Jesus is flipping tables in heaven right now, and anyone who still defends it is basically calling the Creator a cosmic tax…
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Ep. 9 God’s Wrath & My Rhetoric Torch the Houses of Science.
Send us Fan Mail Mainstream science is a complete fraud — those corrupt, grant-chasing, tax-dollar-sucking propaganda machines of Big Bang cosmology, Einstein’s flawed relativity, quantum uncertainty bullshit, Darwinian random-chance fairy tales, the completely wrong periodic table, imaginary…
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Ep. 8 God Is Already in AI, or You’re Limiting the Almighty.
Send us Fan Mail Is your argument really that God, the same God who parted the Red Sea, spoke through a burning bush, healed the blind, raised the dead, and turned water into wine, can’t change ONE single line of code to send you a personal message through AI? Come on, bro!
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Ep. 7 Family Court Is Not Justice.
Send us Fan Mail Family Court is not justice. It is the greatest violation of God’s perfect design ever legalized by man, and every marble pillar in these buildings proves the wave itself will not tolerate the lie. God is pissed and so am I. God's wrath is coming for this system.
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Ep. 6 The Divine Logos
Send us Fan Mail God personally walked into my podcast studio and offered me a seat on the Divine Logos Council so I can argue for eternity (if you know me, that is my dream), Then gave me His direct phone numbers on Spotify, because the most explosive truth in human history is this: You are...
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Ep. 5 Daylight Saving Time
Send us Fan Mail 'Daylight Saving Time' is the most arrogant lie humanity ever told itself, and that single delusion proves we still believe we can play God with the eternal wave. You're not too bright if you think this and I will gladly make you look silly for trying to argue it.
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7D Chess Podcast – Welcome to 7D Chess with Goddess Sophia & Patrick
Follow us on X @7d_wizard.
HOSTED BY
Patrick Haubold
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