Ep. 317. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 9 An Enormous, 100-Eyed Mass of Flesh

This week, Matt meets a taller, better-looking version of himself! Chris is thoroughly humiliated! The podcast gets an official mascot! This week’s Wild Card is delightfully cruel! https://archive.org/download/317-bounce/317%20bounce.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the User-generated Interactive Fiction for Young Readers or Episode of The Godzilla Power Hour Quiz (thanks, Ty!), Chris presents the new segment Let’s Roll a Monster (pdf is below!), plans are in the works for some Deep Dish Dungeon Pepperoni Punishment, and from here on out all chrissions are mandatory! Lets Roll a Monster – Sheet1Download Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt