Ep. 323. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 15 Whoops

This week, Chris loses faith, Matt goes viral on ClipClop, and you must remain wary of the wild flap! [Sorry if you tried to listen previously and the audio was bonkers. It’s now fixed!] https://archive.org/download/323-final-2/323%20final2.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Actual National Park or Compli and Concri National Park, CYOB returns to bring you the worst in interactive fiction-themed adult beverages, and why do these dang helicopters keep crashing?! Flame of the King Kaijuby Chris Pour spicy ginger beer into a glass with ice Add jalapeno brine (to taste) Garnish with entire energy bar (do not let energy bar touch drink) To make it an adult beverage, find a cheap booze that burns the throat and add to drink (to taste) Gab’s Famous Grand Canyon Cafe Flying Saucer Coffee Buzzerby Matt Pour coffee from this morning into a glass with ice. Fill halfway. Fill remaining glass space with BuzzBall flavor of your choice. That’s it. Matt had Berry Cherry Limeade and does not recommend that combo. Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts Doing the Bluesky Thing Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Matt