Ep. 33 Cucking the Grandfather Paradox

Do you believe in magick in a young girl in a young girl's heart? What did she have for breakfast? Would you breathe it in? Nvm go to craigslist. Step 1. post; Male seeking female to fart in face on Kraigslizt. Step 2. Meet said female (make sure she is not a cop. ASK HER SEVERAL TIMES IF SHE IS A COP.)Tell her your name is Ben Weber. Step 3. Let her fart in your face. And then tell her that you are a cop and you have been tracking her for months. Step 5. Travel back in time and find out what step 4 was so you can figure out what you did wrong. That is how you fix the gas prices and open up the Circle of Hormuz. This timeline calls it the Straight? Never forget September 7th, this timeline is poopydick I gtg. I'll fix this.