The Bricked Up Podcast

The brick syndicate brings back their favorite little shrimp boat as a guest, Art the Librarian. He reads zombie smut while stinking like a pork chop. Have you ever paid for sex? Would you like to pay for sex? Subscribe to the BRICK. 

Time travel folie a deux. If you could go back in time would you? If you could go forward in time would you do it or be too scared? Pussy. Aint no half steppin. Are you still tippin in the future? Fuck. In an alternate timeline Charlie Porks lives. Do they still have mail couriers in the future? Do milkmen still bang lonely housewives? So many questions, do we answer any of them? No. 

Do you believe in magick in a young girl in a young girl's heart? What did she have for breakfast? Would you breathe it in? Nvm go to craigslist. Step 1. post; Male seeking female to fart in face on Kraigslizt. Step 2. Meet said female (make sure she is not a cop. ASK HER SEVERAL TIMES IF SHE IS A COP.)Tell her your name is Ben Weber. Step 3. Let her fart in your face. And then tell her that you are a cop and you have been tracking her for months. Step 5. Travel back in time and find out what step 4 was so you can figure out what you did wrong. That is how you fix the gas prices and open up the Circle of Hormuz. This timeline calls it the Straight? Never forget September 7th, this timeline is poopydick I gtg. I'll fix this. 

Last week we had an oopsy. Without further ado here is the rest of the hour. Fuck Off Ben

Welcome to the jungle; we got luscious tits, audible marketplace porn, Gs that are quite frankly up, and mistaken pronouns. Pull up for that stank. loose lips sink dinks

Do you enjoy getting frustrated? Do you enjoy listening to others getting frustrated? The boys get stoned at 7pm whilst Chipper dropped a sler lolz.  

Ben Weber gets gay. Have you ever thought about banging that guy from Prison Break? Well, Ben has. We tried to play games but instead the games played us, fuggadealme? Secret Lives of Mormon Wives type vibes. 

Hot off the press we got a hawt new guest. He goes by Yung Staniel Tha Gawd, sometimes. He is unapologetically white, here is music https://music.apple.com/us/artist/staniel/1568870499. We brought a privileged white guest on (suprise,suprise) to talk about how white M&M is and why he is a cuck. I think Chip tried dying his hair yellow to look like M&M cuz he thought the green one was toot. 

Pickles is Japanese and it is confirmed. After confirmation, Chip bragged about zipping his genitalia in his pants and not understanding why he was forced to watch Full House (gentrification). Lastly, we spoke about Slick's latest marketplace encounter with Fuggler Lord Long Ears. 

Imagine eating chicken, also Slick loves imagine dragons. This is what happens when Slick is unresponsive. 

We discuss foreign traveling and pumping. Lock in.

We decided not to joke. Be prepared to not laugh. Have you ever ordered homeless people to have sex in front of a friend's Ring camera? Neither have we. Fuck boy, lock in. 

WE CRANKIN HAWG TO GREGORY BOVINO. FINNA LAST, LONGTIME. DON'T LEAVE 5 SECONDS BEFORE THE MIRACLE HAPPENS, in an ice agent's cargo pants. DO MIRACLES ACTUALLY HAPPEN? OH BEHAVE, DONKEY. #MUGGavemycousinhead,IgavemycousinheadIgavemycousinhead.

Hasan has had his Twitch account banned once again, marking his first ban of 2026, but far from his first ban overall and he aint no spring chicken...

Books, babes, and the good parts. Sometimes familial ties are cute, zombie style. Good until you lose it. Think about the last time you cranked your hawg, now think about us. Who would JC crank to? Left hand on the steering wheel, right hand on that zombussy. Hit the Patreon for a secret poll.

We talk glizzy facts... We do this while sucking a cold wet dawg. Chip realizes he was molested and remembers it with an association of a Michael Jackson "album". The squad even dives deep into some of Piss Angel's origins. But then, we finally become gay cryptozoologist and find out the TRUTH!

This threesome gobbles down america's next top white trash topic. We iron out the specs on how to unfreeze a guinea pig in a public urinal and sooo much more... You ever seen a Chevy with butterfly doors? 

3 fine strapping gentleman discuss their new years resolutions and the validity of the Chinese having their own new years. Do you think they should have one? Also it's a month what's up with that? Dragons are scary!!!! Wrong hole, wrong hole. I told you twice now wrong hole. Why does nobody deliver Texas Roadhouse?

Here you fucking go

Ho, Ho, Ho, stinky! Sexmas is here, all year Santa has been watching you fap. Have you been a good boy? pull up with a nice cup of hot cockalate. You better watch out. You better not cry, don't be a Thickmas scrooge. As you anticipate Santa cumming down your chimney, you better be thinking about tiny Tim and his not so tiny crutch. Who aint gettin those cripple cummies.

You ever shit yourself? Do you want to shit yourself?? You ever cum so hard it smelt bad??? Well, you are in the right spot. Take that cock out, take a deep breath, and relax that hole. If you smell a fart that might mean your cummin shit, playboy. Your either with me or against me. This is Ben's episode. 

***Special Guest Alert***We ordered pizza and talked about Lady GagaDon't call my name...

Stop diggin in yo butt, twinks. Fire up the kettles, man the harpoons. We eatin good tonight boys! 9/11 was a cajun job. Love that chicken from Popeyes, pussy. I wish I could put music notes there, but I cannot. Fuck. Thank our troops. 

We get buck naked and traverse the Southwest deserts in search for the TRUTH! That's right, we racially profile Bob Lazar. 

Fingers crossed, this will be the last wack audio you ever hear from us. Bitches got new mics. Nevertheless, we are going to myth bust the Philadelphia Experiment involving the USS Eldridge. All the while, getting on our knees and begging for our overlords to release Jeffey's files in time for christmas. 

We are on the hunt for the TRUTH!!! We get bricked up and take this sloppily engineered podcast on the road, to the Carbondalien Festival. We spoke with 2 agents of disinformation (gay men in suits who loved MIB). We also gave you all a taste of our undercover work with our first ever interview. We introduce the world to, Marty. We ask him the HARD questions to maintain the HARD brick standard of the BUP. 

We popped our spooky collars on Halloween the other day. We talked about our disgusting evening of blaring 6 7 for over an hour. Debunking Christianity and the economic crisis through handing out candy to starving children. We looked out for the needy and made sure they knew. YOUR BROTHER'S SOUL IS MINE!!!

The slippery boys go over the Softee topic of the week. We mourn the death of a global icon, MTV. We polished our memories with some of our favorite tv shows from back in the day. Pickles goes interracial. At the closing we indulged in some mid smelling salts.

We caress the Half Chub by covering the Louvre heist from tip to ball, scooter and all. We also speak about popping off on marketplace for a glizzy. 

We dissect some Welch guy from some band that nobody ever heard of. We do a deep dive into his cryptic password for his extracurriculars.  The gang also tackles the All Balls topic of the "Rain Man". A paranormal specimen who could do some spooky shit with liquid, which we like. 

In part II you get to hear some jail stories and sLick almost dies on pod. 

The first layer of a 2 parter. We dig into the lore of the brick boys...

We introduce the world to a new character, Piss Angel. We also do a deep dive into the Wakanda lore of Pickles vasectomy. All while letting a ceiling fan rip, vigorously. 

We spoke about clowns getting held down by the man and the sticky situations that Faygo entraps us in. We spoke about a case were a supposed gay veteran had an oopsie and got murdered by two kids he was "SAing".

Pilot episode...