Ep. 339. Creeptobscare ’25: The Creature From Miller’s Pond Week 5

This is it! Will Chris and Matt find the last two endings of this book and deliver a Creeptobscare to remember? Will Matt pass his final Creeptobscare Challenge? Is anyone even READY for a Creeptobscare Sad Pizza Party? Neck of pony! Vibe of hog! Let the creepy culmination commence! https://archive.org/download/339-final/339%20final.mp3 Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Adventure Haiku quiz, the final Creeptobscare Challenge Wild Card involves memorization which is totally great, the guys put their grubby fingies in ooky toppings, and EVERYONE PLEASE HAVE A LOVELY CREEPTOBSCARE! Photos of the touchy-feely-creepy pizza toppings are below. Putting in a big space to avoid spoilers. HERE WE GOOOOOOOO…. … … … … … … … … … … Here’s the poor pizza before toppings were added.Chris’ toppings for Matt: Witch Fingers (imitation crab), Mummy Fingers (jerky meats), and Frankenstein Fingers (heart of palm).Matt’s toppings for Chris: Witch’s Teeth (pistachios in ham glaze, top left), Witch’s Toes (cheesey lil smokeys with banana chip nails), Witch’s Heart (tomato in ketchup).Close-up of them lil piggies.Matt’s slice.Chris’ pathetic slice. Discord is so Hot Right Now Doing the Bluesky Thing Listen on Apple Podcasts Watch the YouTubes! We’re Still on Twitter Check Out the New Book and More! Merch Time: Creeptobscare Merch is Too Scary to Buy! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustration by Ted Enik