EP. 48. Space Vampire: Week Eleven Too Warm and Too Pink

This week, Chris scales the cliffs of the tigers, Matt gets court-martialed, and it’s time to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day (late) the introvert way (alone)! Also, Matt creates a deeply foul concoction for a sparkly new segment of Choose Your Own Beverage (recipes below), Chris challenges his brother to a game of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Father Ted, Matt goes off on Graham Linehan’s recent twitter nonsense in response in a way that no one asked him to do but like c’mon man, the brothers try to call Canopian physical appearance, K-1 stands for karate, and the guys make quiz. https://archive.org/download/48Final_201903/48%20Final.mp3 You Can’t Kill Me I’m Part IrishA terrible mistake! Perfect for the kind of person who was all like “I don’t really want to go out on St. Patrick’s Day” but then on St. Patrick’s Day was all like “Oh man now I really do want to go out on St. Patrick’s Day” and then was kind of a weenie about it, like Matt always is. Get punch bowlPour in 6 bottles of Guinness Draught StoutPour in a 750ml bottle of Tullamore Dew Irish WhiskeyDrop in 6 bags of Irish Breakfast tea, allow to steep for 5-10 minutesAdd a hefty splash of blackcurrant juice, or cordial if you have that(Blackcurrant juice too sour? Mix a heaping spoonful of honey in hot, hot water until it melts and dump it in to sweeten things up)(Optional) Squeeze a lime in there why notDrink or Toss Out You Can’t Kill Me I’m Part Irish (non-alcoholic)Unlike the original recipe, this recipe is drinkable. Blackcurrant juiceSoda waterSqueeze that limeCLASSY AND DELIGHTFUL Listen on Apple Podcasts We’re on Stitcher, Too Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud The Twitter Where It All Happens Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Show Off the Arms You Have with a Classic Finish It! Logo Tank Top Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Original illustrations by Judith Mitchell.