Ep. 530: We Have Risen Today, Y'all

This week Jackie's Jolene just wants cookies, Mr. WHITE CISHET MAN himself Holden's terrified of a specificly BUZZy set of fans and MJ's entered a new gay cowboy phase as they gush about Beyoncé's new country album 'Cowboy Carter', Jackie became the APRIL FOOL HERSELF while Holden's forcing the celebration of Men's Month, Lizzo QUIT (at least til she clarified), every company got out their silly sillies for April Fools, Holden mounts the classic Rock of Love on Hulu, Jackie would definitely drink the hot dog flavored seltzer, Sabrina Carpenter is causin'' a ruckus with her NSFW lyrical changes and can we just stop pitting everyone against each other!?, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Jay-z a MURDERER?!?! A list of celebrities acting like aliens, shout outs and moooooooooooore!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.