Ep. 563: Merry Jizzmas!

It's time to break out those Christmas Shoes! This week on Page 7 the holiday season is fully upon us, as Jackie just finished her Christmas with Linda, Holden's sippin' on his liquor advent calendar, and MJ is preparing to battle an invading onslaught of slime.  The Goop gift list features an insanely expensive book about watches, and Drake really wants to be part of the lookalike contest fad to the point that it's kinda sad.  Holden and Jackie report back from the Spotify Wrapped party where they got to see Kesha up close and were surrounded by youngs, which Holden did not find attractive as he only likes MILF porn. Rumors are a brewin' that Jason Kelce doesn't take care of his kids and has forced his wife to hire help, and Walt Disney's possibly frozen head appears again in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: The Frozen Coverup!? The Ultimate Christmas Trivia List, Blindz and EVEN MORE ON THIS PRE HOLIDAY PAGE 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.