Ep 6 - Isaac, Rebekah, and their two sons, "Hairy" and "Heel Grabber."

As soon as Isaac was born and had his dick carved up, Sarah made sure that her slave and Abraham's first born son (that he raped into the slave) would be banished off into the desert. After almost being murdered by his father for no reason whatsoever, Isaac married a cousin of his and together they had twins. The first one was allegedly completely covered in hair from head to toe, so the named him "Hairy"; the second one grabbed Hairy's heel, so they named him "Heel Grabber." The adventures begin.