Ep 62: Chewing on Garbage

After three months away, Aubrey returns to Peanut Butter & Sprinkles with sugar in her system and absolutely no intention of staying on topic. She catches Dad up on turning 11, a questionable Fourth of July, late-night math, and one unforgettable roadside encounter before taking over the podcast to review a Fruit Roll-Up snack and casually reveal that her boyfriend is “buns.” Then Story Time takes a dark turn. Aubrey shares two original stories featuring lost dogs, mysterious kidnappers, suspicious green houses, cinnamon-sugar toast, and a twist Dad definitely should have seen coming. Plus: terrible daughter jokes, chewing on garbage, the return of News Time, dachshund pronunciation problems, and the important question at the heart of every great podcast: What are we actually supposed to be doing here? Apparently, the answer is: do stuff. :::