ep.7 Door to Doo Salami Sandwich salesman and Love Island

Episode 7. If you're watching this you shouldn't be.Marathon training week 4, drawback week. Running at 2:30 in the afternoon in 90 plus degree heat because of the work schedule. Heart rate sitting at 175 for ten straight minutes on a tempo day. VO2 max is in the bottom 30% for my age and I'm doing box breathing in the car on the way to work to try to fix it. Surviving though. Electrolytes and an Uncrustable and we push forward.Had two interactions while running. A 70 year old guy carrying ten pound weights up a hill told his wife on the phone he just got passed by a jogger who doesn't look like he's gonna make it. Loved him for that. The other one was a nun who fell on the ground as I ran by her. My theory is God smited her for checking me out. I'm sticking to that.Then the worst five words anyone can say to you — I had the craziest dream last night. Now you're locked in. Now you're doing dream tag. Going back and forth with made up stories about things that didn't happen while you were sleeping. Could be good. Eighty percent of the time it is not good.Love Island. I watch it. I grew up on Bad Girls Club and Flavor of Love with my mom on Saturday mornings and the pipeline goes directly here. Flavor Flav looked like a decrepit turtle and women were fighting for him every season. The nonchalant guys on Love Island are the problem. Being too cool is whack. Giving a shit is almost my entire personality.Then tried to be a door to door salami sandwich and banana salesman. Broke into a guy's house in the middle of the night to check his fridge, watched him and his wife sleep, diagnosed him with sleep apnea, read his kid a bedtime story, and tried to sell him a subscription. Three hundred dollars a month, one salami sandwich a day, free bundle of bananas. The deal is really in the daily plan. SSB Slingers. Apple Store or Google Play if you're on Android like some kind of freak.📱 TikTok & Instagram: stopwatching.today🎥 YouTube: stopwatching-today