EP206 | EP206 | She’s A 4, But She Can Reach The Yellow... 🍭

This week on Topicopedia, Ste and Nicole are back with another beautifully chaotic episode full of questionable rankings, terrible jokes, odd news, listener feedback and one very dark true crime case. We kick things off with hangovers, hot tub cleaning, Sunday sadness, shoplifting rants, Wetherspoons plates, and Andy’s latest feedback — including a few brutal “they’re a 10 but…” suggestions. Then it’s Notable News of the Week, featuring Trump assassination attempt chat, political weirdness, monkeys eating soil after too much junk food, a cruise passenger suing after allegedly being over-served, a naked pond mermaid, and a town centre described simply as “crap.” After that, we play “She’s a 4… but…”, where a hot dog champion, Star Wars fans, expert skiers, cherry stalk skills, older parents, Keanu Reeves, life-ruining secrets and one criminal Rickroll all get rated in the only way Topicopedia knows how: badly. This week’s Exhibit A looks at the murder of Gemma Hayter, a deeply disturbing case about vulnerability, cruelty, bullying and betrayal. Then we recover badly with Follow Fast or Scroll Past, judging viral “hot girl healthy foods” including date bark, protein yoghurt bowls, cucumber salad, high protein wraps, green goddess salad, strawberry chocolate bites and air fryer sweet potato cubes. Plus: Meme of the Week, complimenting the chef a bit too literally, and listener-submitted jokes that absolutely should not be repeated in polite company. Listen, laugh, judge us, and then head to Topicopedia.online to vote for Meme of the Week or send us your own nonsense. 00:03:00 - Nicole’s night out, hangovers and bedrotting 00:06:00 - Ste’s new weekends, Sunday boredom and hot tub cleaning 00:11:40 - Andy’s feedback returns 00:13:30 - Shoplifting, store theft and whether society can be trusted 00:18:00 - The awkward fertility clinic story 00:22:20 - Wetherspoons plates, public seats and anxiety thoughts 00:25:00 - Andy’s “they’re a 10 but…” list 00:27:52 - Notable News of the Week 00:37:51 - She’s a 4… but 00:46:13 - Exhibit A: The murder of Gemma Hayter 00:55:00 - Follow Fast or Scroll Past: hot girl healthy foods 01:07:58 - Meme of the Week 01:15:00 - Jokes of the Week #Topicopedia #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #FunnyPodcast #DarkHumour #BritishPodcast #PodcastEpisode #NotableNews #MemeOfTheWeek #TrueCrimePodcast #GemmaHayter #SheIsAFourBut #AdultComedy #PodcastClips #SpotifyPodcast #YouTubePodcast #ComedyChat #ListenerFeedback #ViralTopics