EP217 | STICKY BALLS, SWINGERS & THE BINDICATOR

Autocorrect has learned one word from Ste’s phone and it absolutely refuses to let it go: THE BINDICATOR. This week, Nicole reveals the matching tattoos and launches a forensic investigation into the face of someone who laughed at them. Ste embraces sticky-ball season, Andy risks the friendship by attacking pistachios, and Topical Media returns with the biggest, weirdest and most ridiculous stories of the week. Then Autocorrect Roulette exposes far too much, including Nicole’s plan for old people and Ste’s suspiciously persistent home-automation dashboard. Judge Jerry also tackles a key-party disaster involving Mum’s Nissan Micra, a woman called Bev, discount body glitter and something now known as “the little red rocket”. Plus, we decide whether chips belong in a McFlurry, whether banana pizza should be prosecuted, crown the Meme of the Week and finish with jokes of varying legality and quality. Listen, vote and send us your feedback or Judge Jerry dilemmas at topicopedia.online. 00:00 Matching tattoos and what’s coming up 03:05 Sticky-ball season and Facebook pettiness 08:20 Andy’s feedback 13:02 Topical Media 26:39 Celebrity rubbish, 125 T-shirts and a giant penis plant 30:47 The Off Topic Topic: Autocorrect Roulette 42:20 Judge Jerry: Mum’s Micra at a key party 47:26 Follow Fast or Scroll Past: Weird food combinations 58:23 Meme of the Week 1:01:41 Jokes of the Week 1:04:44 Outro #Topicopedia #Podcast #BritishPodcast #ComedyPodcast #UncleJerry #JudgeJerry #Autocorrect #PredictiveText #WeirdFood #MemeOfTheWeek