EPISODE 046 (246): DirecTV Sucks Ass

Those of you who have ever had service through DirecTV probably already know this, but it has been my experience that it sucks ass.  A lot of ass.  Copious amounts of ass.  And not in a good way.   I don't want to say that as a media distribution corporation they're a bunch of dirty liars willing to tell you anything you want to hear to get you to sign up, knowing full well that by the time you discover how much they've been lying to you in the first you'll be past their trial period and locked into an 18 month contract with them and subject to massive fees should I wish to discontinue service... but certainly the employees of DirecTV that I dealt with in just such a situation were in fact all dirty liars willing to tell me anything I wanted to hear to get me to sign up for their service, knowing full well that by the time I discovered just how much they had lied to me, I'd already be under the 18 month contract and subject to massive fees should I wish to discontinue my service.   Unfortunately for them, they'd never before had to deal with a bowel monkey as angry as mine.  Nor had they yet had the misfortune of crossing my wife.