Episode 1: Asian Dude Bros, Broken Hearts, and Bullet Holes.

There are four important rules in life that you must abide by. Number One: Springing the words "Power Couple" on your best friend, out of nowhere, might send him running and turning you down with the ever so cliche "I'm not good enough for you." Beware. Number Two: Helping your new friend to get the boy she likes does not include making out with said boy in a closet at Cheryl Blossom's after party. Number Three: Don't go for a boat ride with your twin sister, because you just might get shot. It's an important rule. You never know. And, finally, Number Four: When sneaking off to get off with a curious football player named Moose, always watch where you're walking. There are some unseemly things afloat on Sweetwater River. You wouldn't want it to ruin the moment. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 1, Chapter 1: On The River's Edge -- in which we take in the *aesthetics* and meet the colorful characters of Riverdale. Contact us at [email protected],  therivergirls.tumblr.com , and @therivergirls_ on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way! And don't forget the Twitter polls! --- Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygran Tumblr: nancyywheller/c-sand Twitter: nancyywheellers/cssssand