Episode 102 - Rants #38 - Full of Bologna

This week the fellas contemplate what they would do if they could purchase famed sandwich company Subway, and it goes exactly how you might expect.  From simplifying the menu and making a themed bologna sub (or rather the preferred Pennyslvanian vernacular, hoagie) named after Commando himself to reducing the store to a vending machine that bakes bread on the spot they have plenty of POoRCHoices laid out for their plan for "success". Also Banky shows his less than impressive math skills and gets called out by Sarcastro for it and Fatty comes up with the new slogan and slight rebranding of the name. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).