Episode 104: If You Don’t Love My Floppy Disk, You Don’t Deserve My Hard Drive

In our journey through the DCOMs, we have been no stranger to having a good time up in space. Now, however, it is time for space to come to us! That’s right, we are reviewing the exceedingly weird and confusingly made Can of Worms. A film about desperately calling in some aliens because you think you are one, but then totally not meaning it. There’s a lot to unpack here, from some really impressively designed puppets to the truly baffling ways this film decided to tell this story. Luckily, for the first time in a while, we have a guest DCOMmentator coming along with us to help dig into all this alien mess! Emma has no idea what a doghouse looks like and forgets her favorite film.Lucas praises the production design and gets the bully’s name wrong a lot. Casey provides the key to this movie’s strange vibes. Talking Points: Secret Halloween Movie, Literary Origins, The Spectrum of Children’s Horror Television, Malcolm McDowell Jumpscare, The 90s Sensitivity Around Being Adopted, The Message Should Be Sent Via Lightning, Disney Channel Genocide, This Whole Movie Is a Concussion Dream, A Villain Swap, 90s Computer Homework, Being A Stockbroker At Home With The Early Internet, A Weird Choice For A Henchman, Don’t Make The Bully Also A Computer Genius, Cozy Fall Sweaters, THE GREAT FLOPPY DISK WAR, They Really Make You Wait On The Puppets, It’s Not Halloween Without Crate Paper, Snooping Through Your Crush’s Room, The Wildest School Storage Rooms, Attempting To Understand The Attraction Between Our Leads, A Strange Brand Of Body Shaming, Putting Lights On A Cummerbund, Not Knocking Down The Pins You Set Up, A Fresh Crop of DCOM Halloween Costumes, The World’s Most Impractical Halloween Dance, People Could Have Died, Immediately Trying To Escape The Planet At The Drop Of A Hat, Malcolm McDog, Stupid Sexy Plant Lips, Cash Is King On Every Planet, Space Jizz, A Slimy Lawyer/A Slime Who Is Lawyery, This Is Just Star Trek A Little Bit, Gotta Keep Your Slime Cold I Guess, Sweaty Title Drop, You Simply Must Love A Well Dressed Alien, The Whitest Dinner Possible In 1999, Intergalactic Pyramid Schemes, Why Did They Put In A Horny Alien?, The Thoad Is Challenging To Grasp, A Halloweentown Connection, How Does Space Jurisdiction Work?, Caitlin…More Like Baitlin, Why Was This The Move?, Scott And Mike’s Heated Rivalry, This Is A Sick Space Zoo, Did They Just Find Mike’s Father?, Release The Kraken!, Why Does The Thoad Have A Human Suit?, This Climax Is Just Total Nonsense, Earth Cops And Space Cops Have A Lot In Common, Does Anyone Care That The Dog Can Bark?