Episode 118: You've Got Kale

Well, it's my favorite time of evening. Almost bedtime, I'm horizontal on the couch, I'm writing the episode description for Here's a Guy, and I'm eating some tortilla chips. That's right, out of the bag. Straight rawdogging it. Why did it develop that we eat potato chips plain but not tortilla chips? Even Fritos can be eaten plain, although it's not everyone's favorite. Tortilla chips haven't had the broad acceptance as a plain snack chip that the others have though. This isn't to say dipping them is bad though, that couldn't be further from the truth. Salsa is elite. So is queso. I'm not a big guac guy, but I definitely get it. Maybe that's the issue- tortilla chips are perfectly fine on their own, but why would you ever do that when they're so conducive to dipping in the world's finest dip types? These are the sorts of philosophical questions that underpin the human existence. But for me, it's just a salty treat. (Not sure how to wrap this bit up if you can't tell.) This week we have one of our patented 3 host, 2 topic episodes. The people love them! I actually don't know, nobody has said either way. We compensate by starting with a jumbo opening segment, where we discuss old man conversations, kale, the best JackJohn segments, some insane people we found on twitter, and whether it's acceptable to laugh at Trump getting convicted (it is). Then we discuss a particularly ill-fated football expansion team and political crony who ran into misfortune and became a martyr for shitheads worldwide. Las Vegas Posse- 0:38:24 V*nce Foster- 1:12:11