Episode 130: THE MALTESE BIPPY

from CELLULOID CEMETERY · host Mark Bessenger

Send us Fan MailYou bet your sweet bippy! Celluloid Cemetery socks it to you with this very obscure Rowan and Martin 1969 spoof of old dark house movies, THE MALTESE BIPPY! Podcaster Dave White joins me to discuss the TV-friendly cast, the wild tonal shifts and why wasn't the cast of "Laugh-In" utilized for the film?Theme by Rossano Galante.Artwork by JT Seaton.WARNING: Here come da Spoilers!!©2026 Thrillsville Productions

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