Episode 133: Dead Crab for Cutie

After being off a couple weeks, we’re returning with a nice long episode. It’s thick. It’s stuffed. Chunky, if you will. Like the soup! From the Campbell’s brand of products. Seemingly their attempt to upscale their usual offerings, which are often from concentrate. Even the Chunky line is not that impressive as far as soups go. I’ve totally become a soup guy in the last year. Making new soups every weekend, just totally balling out. I don’t like being one of these people who gets way into a hobby and turns into a snob about it. I don’t want to be that guy. That said, it would be hard for me to crack open a can of Campbell’s Chunky chicken noodle and enjoy myself at this point. I just know I can do so much better. But wait a second, they’re rich and I’m not. That’s it, if I just sell my soups, people will want to buy mine instead, and I’ll be the rich one and they’ll go out of business. That’s how the market works, right? This business thing is easy. These week we return from our break to a rather gloomy state of the world. We aim to entertain and bring some joy to people’s lives, with mixed results at best. We start with a recap of Alex’s trip to Oregon and pilgrimage to a Here’s a Guy landmark. Then, we have a YouTube prankster who fucked around and found out, a football team’s very rocky season, and a drunken holiday fiasco at our nation’s highest military institution. Tanner Cook - 00:38:021993 Oilers - 01:13:53The 1826 Egg Nog Riot - 01:50:55