Episode 134: I Don't Care About You, I Am Dying

It's oppressively hot in New York City, but the gang has gotten together in the sweltering heat and humidity just to speak into microphones just for your aural pleasure. With four serials, updates on the zoo project, and multiple ukulele songs, this is a jam-packed episode busting at the very seams with your very joy! In this episode: A full band recording of a song originally improvised off the cuff by Scape White 100 episodes ago, "Scapie Section of the Show"! A visit from Doctor Michael "Doc Mike" Pembleton, updating all of us on progress at the Bronx Zooviet Socialist Republic! An all-new episode of Slam Jackson: Adventurist! in which Slam's narrator comes home with a drunk ladyfriend! Three episodes of This Day in History and Celebrity Where Are They Now In History featuring children and aviatresses in peril! The fifth episode of the miniseries Nathan Van Etten Saves Vermont in which many inconvenient truths are conveniently revealed! The next installment of fan-favorite series Scapie Stories from a Cat in the Dark, in which he tells Martin Kitrosser and Carol Watson's Friday the 13th Part III to Lord Vanton Zest...in 3-D! The final episode of the first season of The Diner, in which a savage betrayal is perpetrated by one of the diner's workers! A sweaty pile of listener mail! An all-new Ukulele Is For Covers in which Jordan performs a version of They Might Be Giants's classic, "Weep Day"! More pleaing for iTunes reviews! Go review us! WEEP! Download it now! And, please, send us your questions, comments, suggestions, and conditioned air to [email protected]! As text or MP3s! We're not picky!