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Cast In Wax

by Jordan D. White

The wax-work.com podcast featuring adventure, comedy, and lies for all occasions... and all in convenient Radio Theatre form. The wonder of audio entertainment, with superheroes, lesbian detectives, time-travelling science adventurers, conspiracy theories, and humorous debates. Segments include: Guard Duty, Epic Echoes, Decker and Hayes, Like Mother Like Daughter, Debatitorium, and more! Hosted by Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape White.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 166: The Ninety-Nine Percent Rule

    Congratulations! If you're reading this, you've lived through that horrible human/alien war! Thank goodness it's over--it means we can get back to normal podcasting, with all our hosts, Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape White! We ease back into what will (hopefully) be a...

  2. Episode 165: It's Warm and Snuggly, This Is Great

    Holy cow, it's been a long time! Obviously, it's understandble that the podcast has been missing, considering the ongoing war against alien invaders that mankind has been struggling through this past year...but still our diligent podcast hosts Frank Allen and Rory St. John are back to keep a…

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  3. Episode 164: A Mouthful of Sugar

    It's been TWO MONTHS since Jordan posted the last episode...but who can blame him? This is far and away the most understandable and legitimate excuse Jordan has had for a delay in the episodes in the history of the podcast. Thankfully, with the help of a scavenged car battery, Cast In Wax is back...

  4. Episode 163: All These Jerks

    What's this? It's the return of our good friends Steve, Hank, Percy and Flee with another visit to the unofficial podcast of wax-work.com, A Cast of Whacks! After an absence, the ACOW crew returns to comment on this, the most productive period in the recent history of Cast In Wax! SO MUCH TO...

  5. Episode 157: Point By Point

    Another over-stuffed episode, as both the results of last episode's trial and another surprise legal announcement return the show to a more traditional status quo. Meanwhile, Jordan is extremely fat and unhealthy, and Scapie continues to persue his newfound legal occupation. Featuring: An all-new...

  6. Episode 156: St. John v. St. John

    Ever since the fateful day two months ago when Frank Allen was wedded in holy matrimony with the rich and sickly billionaire, Diogenes St. John, listeners have been asking...when will the St. Johns wind up in court with one suing the other? That time is now. Realizing the old man is not as...

  7. Episode 155: A Man and His Will to Survive

    For no reason whatsoever, this is the longest episode of Cast In Wax ever produced! What? That's right--clocking in at nearly two-and-a-half hours, this episode has dice rolling, phone calling, denouncing, assassination bounty establishing, storytelling, dog walking, Jamacan vacationing, and…

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  8. Episode 154: Identical Cousins, All the Way

    HOLY CRUD. This episode begins with Jordan excited for things getting "back to normal" with the three hosts reunited once again. Little did he realize that by the end of the show, THE PODCAST WOULD BE TRANSFORMED FOREVER. Seriously. What starts with a pleasant surprise visit becomes...big news....

  9. Episode 153: I Can't Stand Ugly People

    One of the hazards of Jordan no longer putting the podcast out weekly is that sometimes important events in the hosts lives can pop up between episodes. Such is the case with this episode, as yesterday, Sunday, July 28th, Frank Allen was wedded in holy matrimony to Diogenes St. John in the eyes…

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  10. Episode 152: Did I Just Break Reality?

    As Frank Allen continues to vacillate on his upcoming nuptuals, the trio of hosts sweats it out in the summer heat long enough to record a new episode! Featuring an extra vulgar returning theme song and a lot of discussion of the workings of sexual congress, this episode might not be the best for...

  11. Episode 151: A Knife Up Your Nose

    A hundred-fifty-one episodes in and Jordan D. White decides to change up the format of the show a tiny bit, introducing a new in depth one-on-one conversation with a friend of the show, while still maintaining the wonderful host segementness of Frank Allen and Scape White. It's a new era! Join…

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  12. Episode 150: Belated 5-Year Anniversary

    That's right--Cast In Wax has been podcasting for Five Years! ...And two months. But now that Jordan D. White is back in the host chair, he's going to celebrate! Kind of. Well, he mentions it. With Scape White reduced to co-host status again, and Frank Allen heathy and hearty once more,...

  13. Episode 149: Senate Sub-Committee on the RAID Act

    An archival government recording of the Senate Sub-Committee hearings on the RAID act, the Radical Action in Insect Destruction act, chaired by Senator Bob Applepie of Vermont and including Senator John Jacob Jingle of the South, and future Senator Smith-Smith of Nebraska 7 (formerly New York)....

  14. Episode 148: Why Is Paul McCartney Such a D***?

    Oh...my...goodness...Scape White hosts this entire podcast ON HIS OWN. But why? Well, since Jordan D. White is in Washington DC pursuing the Radical Anti-Insect Dissemination bill, and Rory St. John is still no longer with us...what else could happen when Frank Allen takes ill? It's going to be a...

  15. Episode 147: How a Newspaper Works

    Scapie continues to host the show with Frank Allen as his trusty sidekick...albeit a sidekick who actually keeps things on track and running smoothly. Jordan remains on his bug-abolission mission and Rory remains not far from the show's thoughts as again the topic of death weighs heavy on the...

  16. Episode 146: Just Give Up

    Jordan has gone back to Washington DC, leaving the podcast in the capable jaws of Scape White and Frank Allen, who do this episode as something of a duo. The spectre of Rory's death still casts a shadow over the proceedings...but doesn't get that much respect, regardless. In this episode: Two...

  17. Episode 145: Rory St. John, "One Can Always Be Richer"

    The podcast returns after the tragic death of one of its co-hosts, Mr. Rory St. John. In this episode, the hosts remaining alive (namely Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, and Scape White) pay tribute to their fallen comrade while commencing with the difficult job of moving on with their lives. It's…

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  18. Episode 144b: Mourning Interlude

    Just a short message from Jordan, still reeling from the death of one of the podcast's hosts after last episode. He puts out the call--if you've ever been a part of the show, send in your thoughts and/or memories of our lost friend to [email protected] in either letter or audio-letter form for...

  19. Episode 144: Christmas Eve, 2012

    Cast In Wax brings you a very special Christmas Eve episode, focusing on our very own Rory St. John. He's gone through a lot lately, all of which has brought him to this night...and three familiar sounding "ghosts". In this episode: A journey into the Christmases of Rory's life, past, present…

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  20. Episode 143: All I Have in My Life is Millions of Dollars

    The Christmas season draws near as the podcast continues under Scape's hostingship! Scape is set to enjoy the best Christmas of his life, while another of the co-hosts has a complete and utter meltdown and another tattles on the furry little host. As the last episode before the Christmas special,...

  21. Episode 142: The Brain Isn't a Muscle, It's a Metaphor

    A new era begins...an era in which Scape White once again is host of Cast In Wax! Joined by his loyal co-hosts, Frank Allen and Rory St. John, Scape fills in while Jordan is away making the nation safe from insects. In this extremely long episode, find out what lies in store! In this episode: The...

  22. Episode 141: An Opportunity to Explore Some Irony

    In this post-Halloween, pre-Election episode, Rory goes through some troubles, Jordan makes a big announcement, Scapie gets an unexpected surprise, and Frank just sort of coasts along. It's a big one, folks. Don't forget to vote. For Obama. In this episode: The next installment of fan-favorite...

  23. Episode 140: The Re-Cast In Wax Results Show

    This is it--the final results for Re-Cast In Wax are in, and in this episode, you will learn once and for all who wins the Re-Cast In Wax reality show...and even hear the next episode of the winning series! Will it be The Scape Debate? Will it be Frank Advice? Or will it be Rory's Stories? It…

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  24. Episode 139: The Spiced Play Dough Affair

    After a month accumulating votes for Re-Cast In Wax, the podcast returns and tallies up the votes so far! But don't worry--there is still time to send in your votes! Take a hand in the future of Cast In Wax and decide what segment will be continued and which will be cast aside! PLUS: a secret…

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  25. Episode 138: A World of Pure Incarceration

    The third episode of Recast in Wax is here! This time, Patsy Kennedy is in the driver's seat, and you can guess his opinion vis-a-vis you and the believing of it! And with this episode, you'll have heard all the shows in the competition, and you'll find out how to bvote on your favorite! Let's…

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  26. Episode 137: I Like the Smell of His Crotch?

    The mini-reality contest Re-Cast In Wax continues! This time, Jordan turns the reigns of the episode over to Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Lyn Nelson, allowing her to question Frank, Rory, and Scape in their competition to decide who shall become wax-work next big podcast star! In this…

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  27. Episode 136: A Very Sophisticated Use of the Word Moderate

    The mini-reality contest Re-Cast In Wax begins! Frank, Rory, and Scape are pitted one against another in a competition to create the next hit segment for the podcast! In this, the first of three episodes, host Jordan D. White speaks with the competitors are they premiere their works one by one to...

  28. Episode 135: What Do Those Words Mean?

    Four weeks since the last episode, the podcast returns with an all-new direction as Jordan gives gives his three co-hosts an assignment that will play out over the next three episodes. Scape, Frank, and Rory must compete to bring the newest regular feature to the podcast, and YOU get to decide…

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  29. Episode 134: I Don't Care About You, I Am Dying

    It's oppressively hot in New York City, but the gang has gotten together in the sweltering heat and humidity just to speak into microphones just for your aural pleasure. With four serials, updates on the zoo project, and multiple ukulele songs, this is a jam-packed episode busting at the very…

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  30. Episode 133: Who Is Brian Blessed?

    The gang is all here, with Jordan, Scape, Frank, and Rory all present for an informative lesson on Britain's loudest actor. Plus: 100 episodes after Frank Allen spits in the face of Cast In Wax, he finally makes good and apologizes for his behavior. You won't believe your ears. In this episode: A...

  31. Episode 132: Calling for the Abolishment of the Scarfing of Kilowatts

    A very special episode, donating all its profit to an organization Calling for the Abolishment of the Scarfing of Kilowatts...in other words, the much talked about and recently growing epidemic of people eating lamps. No one knows how this tragedy began...but we're going to do whatever we can to...

  32. Episode 131: Long-Form Spelling

    Just a completely normal episode! Nothing special to hear here at all! All four hosts are present, as is special guest and zoo-runner, Doctor Mike Pembleton! And no, the host segment is not exceedingly short, why do you ask? I am not sure what you mean--it can't be the case, since the episode is...

  33. Episode 130: Can We Get Off the Topic of Sexual Coersion?

    Two episodes ago, Cast in Wax listeners were shocked to learn the unthinkable...Jordan D. White had inherited the Bronx Zoo. Last episode, we learned that he had been neglecting those duties. No more. With the crack team of Dr. Mike Pembleton, Dr. June T. Loveberger, and Scape White, Jordan has a...

  34. Episode 129: I Know You're Watching, I See You Looking

    It's been a while, but finally, THEY'RE BACK. The original team supreme of Cast In Wax, Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape White are all back in one room to record the entire podcast, and they've brough a boatload of radio serials to while away the time! A NEW ERA of CAST IN…

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  35. Episode 128: A Cast of Whacks

    Take a whirl on the unofficial podcast of wax-work.com, the fan-made Cast In Wax fancast, A Cast of Whacks. Join host Steve Joseph and his panel of co-hosts, Hank Fallon, bruiser Percy, and pet rabbit Flee, as they discuss one of the most eventful episodes of Cast In Wax in ages. In this episode:...

  36. Episode 127: Why Are They Always Lying?

    This week, Jordan, Frank, and Rory have a special guest in the personage of Dr. June T. Loveberger of the June T. Loveberger Charitable Trust! Animal Psychologist, Philanthropist, and girlfriend of Rory St. John, June joins the gang in discussing vegetarianism, animals, and mothers. In this...

  37. Episode 126: I Would Gladly Kill Every Animal

    We return for the New Year with Frank and Rory both joining Jordan in the studio again, with one of them having made a major life change for the New Year. Plus, Jordan got a new instrument to become obsessed with! Oh, and Scape is still kidnapped. That's sad. In this episode: The continuation of...

  38. Episode 125: It's a World of Dread and Fear

    It's a Christmas episode, but Jordan is far from Merry. With Scape still kidnapped, he's having a lot of trouble getting into the spirit of the season. Thankfully, there is a boatload of amazing Cast In Wax Christmas material to help out, along with his trusty ukulele! That oughtta do the trick,...

  39. Episode 124: The Cat Was Howling

    With Scape still missing and presumed kidnapped, Jordan, Frank, and Rory get together for a quick podcast to take Jordan's minds off things. Little do they suspect that not one but TWO missing persons cases will be wrapped up within the minutes of the episode... In this episode: The ever-newest…

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  40. Episode 123: Perfect Smoke Ring

    After a few weeks of illness bouncing from co-host to co-host, the boys are back just in time to celebrate Thanksgiving together, with only one of our regulars too sick to speak. Unfortunately, what begins as a national holiday of thankfulness takes a turn for the sinister, and ends in tragedy....

  41. Episode 122: Age/Sex/Location

    Yes, that's right--Frank Allen is back as a regular fixture of the podcast, and those of you who missed the hosts viciously sniping at each other are in luck! The snipery is back and bitinger than ever! Four hosts, three shows, two bits of extra-history, and a celebrity guest-appearance! All this...

  42. Episode 121: Music to Dip Candles By

    After the SHOCKING events of last episode's trial, we find ourselves in a familiar spot--Jordan D. White, Scape White, Rory St. John, and Frank Allen in a room together. That's right, all four original hosts are back, and look to stay that way for the foreseeable future! So, is the reunion a…

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  43. Episode 120: White v. Allen

    This is it--the trial you've been waiting for! Jordan D. White has taken all he can take of Frank Allen and his allegedly stolen success! He took the case to his lawyer, Matt Roma, and now Frank Allen and his attourney, Barrett Millay, Esquire, have been brought before the honorable Judge...

  44. Episode 119: Unbutton Unbutton Unbutton

    Back to the simple, straightforward approach of three hosts: two guys and a cat; two voices in one room, one over skype; two fools and one sensible person. Lots to discuss this week, in terms of projects, kidnappings, romances, and finances. In this episode: A special bonus song from Scape White,...

  45. Episode 118: Make Sure You Don't Commit Crimes

    This week, Jordan takes some advice and brings in a special guest to help stop our listeners from being inspired into committing more crimes. Rory, Scape, and Jordan are joined by Rory's former officer, Officer Tim D'Officer. Can he reign in Cast In Wax's ever-growing sphere of criminal…

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  46. Episode 117: I Had Hoped This Was A Comic Podcast

    Jordan tries something entirely new and entirely different, recording the podcast on a Monday, and live streaming a video of the recording as the recording records! For an awe-inspired audience of some two to three people viewing over the internet, Jordan, Scape, and the Skyping Rory recorded…

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  47. Episode 116: God Should Get On That

    After a two week absence caused by familial visitation and viral infection, Jordan returns righteously with Rory and Scape in tow. Well, metaphorically--Scape does not like being pulled, and Rory is still on Skype. Jordan has a scrumptious time with some candy, while Rory has his troubles and...

  48. Episode 115: Christmas In August

    Hosts Jordan D. White, Scape White, and the skyping Rory St. John welcome a special guest celebrating the 100th episode since her first appearance on the podcast...Lyn Nelson! The four celebrate a little Christmas in August, though perhaps without goodwill towards ALL men. In this episode: The...

  49. Episode 114: The Real Frank Allen

    This is it--the podcast you've been waiting for! Finally, after MONTHS, we find out where Frank Allen is! Plus, we find out what happened to Rory St. John in his banruptcy proceedings, and Jordan calls out Scapie for breaking one of the house rules. Things are happening, people! In this episode…

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  50. Episode 113: We Don't have Any Other Friends

    Hosting the show on his own--without hitting himself--Jordan seems to be in full control of his faculties and the podcast once more! Unfortunately, Rory's bad news just seems to be getting worse, and Scapie proves himself to be as much of a bum as Jordan suspected. In this episode: A singing...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

The wax-work.com podcast featuring adventure, comedy, and lies for all occasions... and all in convenient Radio Theatre form. The wonder of audio entertainment, with superheroes, lesbian detectives, time-travelling science adventurers, conspiracy theories, and humorous debates. Segments include: Guard Duty, Epic Echoes, Decker and Hayes, Like Mother Like Daughter, Debatitorium, and more! Hosted by Jordan D. White, Frank Allen, Rory St. John, and Scape White.

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