Episode 135: His Job is Bacon

Ladies and gentleman, in an attempt to class up this boorish podcast, I would like to present below a haiku about the title of this episode. Please enjoy, and hopefully you learn a little something from it: His job is bacon He’s salty and bad for you Also, he’s tasty Marvelous. However, we have a lot of work to do in order to culture ourselves after so many episodes. For that reason, I present below, yet another haiku about the title of this episode. If you would, please: His job is bacon Make him sizzly and crispy Just do not burn him Absolutely magnificent. We’re really making some progress. Since we’ve come so far, though, I suppose one more wouldn’t hurt. I present below, yet another haiku about the title of this episode. Hold your applause until the end, please: His job is bacon He’s le epic on reddit Narwhals at midnight That one felt like a bit of a step backwards. Still events out as a win though, I think. I hope that was as pleasurable of an experience for you all as it was for us. Back to the actual episode description. We’re back after a short break, and we come in guns blazing. We start off by discussing trading cards, ADHD, Operation Desert Storm, buying presents for dads, footballs getting run over by cars, music from 2007, and one of the podcast hosts having a surprisingly close connection to now-infamous assassin Luigi Mangione. Also, we answer not one, but TWO listener emails! Then, it’s a stellar two-pack of guys, featuring a high profile turkey-related prank and an early American politician whose mouth kept getting him into trouble. Gary Suski - 00:42:30Matthew Lyon - 01:16:13