Episode 16: [QUICKIE] How I Got Off 3/17 - 3/23/19

Show notes:Sunday: I slept with a real-life person! #55 on my list, a.k.a., “Carlos”. An underwhelming start to the week…This encounter was a long time coming - #55 is someone I found on FetLife and had been communicating with since mid-January. We did a pre-interview before having sex; the recordings from the pre-interview and the sex will appear in later full-length episodesThursday: masturbated successfully with toys. Still using my disappointing [broken] g-spot vibrator as a dildo in combo with Magic Wand. This week’s mission is to buy new toys in person at Babeland [they’re also online]Saturday: masturbated unsuccessfully with toys and then successfully with porn (very boring-because-they’re-so-typical choices fyi): Assisted masturbation nipple play https://www.xvideos.com/video36154051/nipple_play_orgasmNipple-pulling compilation https://www.xvideos.com/video34952739/awesome_nipple_play_compilation“Japanese nipple destruction” compilation https://www.xvideos.com/video30527441/japanese_nipple_destructionAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy