Episode 168: The Average Roach

Just hear those sleigh bells jinglingRing ting tingling tooCome on it’s lovely weatherFor Here’s a Guy together with youOutside the snow is fallingAnd friends are calling “yoo hoo”Come on it’s lovely weatherFor Here’s a Guy together with you(DISCLAIMER: Here’s a Guy does not recommend listening to our show for a romantic date)(DISCLAIMER 2: If you experience tingling while listening to Here’s a Guy please consult a doctor)(DISCLAIMER 3: Here’s a Guy’s December episodes frequently feature mass casualty events and/or penile mutilation and are therefore not recommended for upbeat sleigh rides)(DISCLAIMER 4: Please also consult a doctor if you hear your friends calling “yoo hoo,” as no one has called their friends like that since at least the 1960s)(DISCLAIMER 5: Please do not force horses to listen to Here’s a Guy; they’re gentle creatures and very intelligent. It’s bad enough that you’re making them haul your ass around in the cold, they don’t need to listen to 3 morons make genital-related puns for hours on end)It’s our first yuletide Here’s a Guy of 2025, and boy do we have a good one. We start off by recapping our Thanksgiving weekends, debating whether Christmas has better TV specials than Halloween, and making a huge announcement about our next Patreon review. We’re already dreading it! Then it’s 3 tales of Guys, featuring an especially wacky pet store owner, a man with a unique health problem involving his crotch, and a woman who went to jail for liking cheap foodstuffs too much.Benjamin Siegel - 00:25:53Malcolm Macdonald - 00:55:30Ashley Gabrielle Huff - 01:20:43