Episode 169: Dr. Riot

Jingle BellsJackJohn SmellsCody Laid an EggSteve Lightfoot's vanBroke down againAnd Giuseppe got awayThank god we only did two December episodes. I don't think I have any more Christmas song parodies left in me. In any event, we're coming up on the best couple weeks of the year- Christmas and week, and post-Christmas week. Christmas week there's all sorts of merriment and joy, then post-Christmas week is the one week of the year where it's socially acceptable to not give a shit about anything. Minimal effort, just play with your new toys and watch football. That's what dreams are made of. I suppose it would be bad for society if it was like that all year. For example, we wouldn't have any of the goods and services we currently enjoy. Instead of "goods," they'd be more like "bads!" See, any other time of year I'd be ashamed of such a lousy pun, but it's Christmas time, so who gives a shit. You really gonna get all uptight about a bad pun? On Christmas? What are you, the Grinch? You gonna judge me with your big fat green ass?We've been off for a couple weeks, so we have a lot to cover. We start with a recap of Alex's trip to the emergency room, and the embarrassing health issue that prompted it. Then we run down all the insane stories from the world of football the last few weeks- there were a lot of them. Finally, we discuss the tragic story of a tennis official and an errant serve, a woman who loved vanishing for periods of time and not remembering what happened, and a medical student so unethical that it started a riot.Dick Wertheim - 00:46:23Hannah Upp - 01:11:14John Hicks - 01:28:58