Episode 217 - 8K Argonian Dongs

January 20th of 2021 will be a day in history remembered for hundreds of years. It will be known as the day that hope triumphed over darkness and evil. For too long have we waited for such a man to guide us through these dangerous times. On Wednesday he awoke, just like any of us. He was just a man, but he went to sleep that night as a hero. It was around noon when it happened. Our soon-to-be-hero entered the place of ceremony and awaited his chance. He swore an oath that he would complete his task to the best of his ability, lest he be disgraced. And in just a few minutes, it was done. Tab Birt had conquered the 135oz. Ribeye King challenge at Big Daddy's Steakhouse and Cheese Emporium. History had been made. Hope has been restored to the nation.- Freedom From Discussion- Miniscule News- Moral Superiority- The Dark Age of PC PortsI can't play at this casino? Fine, I'll make my own casino, with blackjack and hookers! Wait, why are you denying my permit to build a casino? Well, fine i'll just play in my own home. Wait, the bank is foreclosing on me? Well, now I'm homeless, guess I'll join a roving gang of hobos. What do you mean I can't be part of the soup kitchen orgy?They finally did it. They figured out how to get nerds their own version of tabloid news. Every single little whisper of a rumor of casting or plot to these superhero movies gets its own big headline these days. "MCU rumor mill points to new change for Incredible Hulk! A leak from VFX company RBTI shows that the mean green guy's iconic purple pants are now a slightly more maroon color. What could this mean going forward for the MCU? Tune in next week!"It don't care if I lose, as long as I get my word in. I'll fight you tooth and nail! As long as it's a proper duel at twenty paces at high noon. Because that's how it's supposed to be done! OW! He sucker-punched me! He's cheating! No, don't take ME to jail! Well, great I lost and now I'm in trouble, but at least I didn't stoop to HIS level! What was that? Yes, sir, I'll bend over right away.We take certain things in life for granted. Once technology reaches a certain level of comfort that is ingrained into the basics, the troubles and hurdles we fought to get there is soon forgotten. Most people don't think of their automatic transmission, and now with smart cars that can drive themselves, soon we'll forget about steering wheels. The way I've forgotten that on the Xbox 360 which was a modern console less than 10 years ago, can't delete more than one thing at a time.All this and more on this week's episode! Don't forget to join us on DISCORD, and support us on PATREON or by BUYING A SHIRT!