EPISODE 23 (123): The Amazing Mr. Kreskin

One of the most astounding figures I encountered during my time at the "liberry" was our board president, Mr. Kreskin (not his real name).  He was a very nice and capable human being, tirelessly juggling multiple complicated projects on the library's behalf.  And from those projects arose many questions, only our two librarians were capable of answering for him.  Unfortunately the ONLY time he was ever known to phone us at all were on the rare days when both librarians were out of town and unavailable.  It was more reliable than Old Faithful. (This episode also includes a cameo by Mrs. Carol Satan.)