Episode 235 - Munchkinland (ft. Rem Dickman)

Check out the Video Episode! Tonight, on HWIDG Investigates: The Land of Oz. Once a fairytale-esque land of Lollipop Guilds and Yellow Brick Roads, after the Munchkin Revolt of 1968, Oz was one of the poorest, most violent lands in the world. But these days, with a brand new government and a totally rewritten set of laws, Oz is prosperous once again. All thanks to its new Holy Godemperor, his highness, Tab Birt. After a brief United Nations trial that saw him acquitted of war crimes, he saw that Oz was restored to its proper glory, without "all those weird tiny people". But some people still view him in a poor light due to his genocide of the Munchkins. When prompted he had only two words to say : "blow" and "me". Tune in next week on HWIDG Investigates for part fourteen of our deep dive into the Bigfoot-D.B. Cooper-Hitler Love Triangle.- Normie Nerddom- One Person Majority- Planet ManletBeing a nerd these days isn't very hard. With the MCU and Funko Pops and Batman t-shirts shoved in your face everywhere, it's not hard to be one of these normie nerds. It's not about knowing Cyclops' beams aren't lasers and that in fact his eyes are portals to the Punch dimension, it's about getting his limited edition Age of Apocalypse Funko Pop and wondering "Why does he have long hair, that's different than the movie".Remember the needs of the many outweighing the needs of the few? Or the one? Of course you don't, you're a normie who likes Micheal Burnham because she's so strong and brave! And also, you're a selfish lookie-loo who likes sticking their head into other people's business and believing you should upend their life because you were offended by something that was said in your vicinity. Congratulations, "I'm offended" now means "there needs to be consequences".Short people got no reason to live. Who would've known that all these years later Randy Newman was a prophet for our new religion, Heightism. We of the Heightism faith believe that short people need to be rounded up and extinguished. They are a plague on mankind that has been too long in power, decreeing that clothes and furniture and buildings should be built to their specification. No longer! Now, the tall will rule the Earth and if you want it back, take it from our raised hands.All that plus road rage, voicemails, comments and special news on this week's episode of HWIDG. Join us on DISCORD, and support the show on PATREON, or by BUYING A SHIRT.