Episode 239 - We Assume

Check out the video episode! On tonight's episode of HWIDG Investigates: a mysterious suicide and an even more mysterious letter. When disgraced former podcast host "The Handlebreaker" was found dead in his prison cell last week from an apparent suicide, the world was shocked. With no traces of foul play, and the cameras of the prison "down for maintenance", it seemed like an open and shut case on the man who was charged with destroying millions of dollars of government property. But a letter was found just recently that sheds new light on the suicide, and conspiracy theorists are saying that the cypher might point to murder. The contents of the letter were brief, but it read: "lol watch me get Epstein'd". Who knows what the mad man might have meant by this puzzling statement. We'll never know. Next week we investigate:- Not Doing Your Job- Juneteenth- Barren Food Wastelands- HoneypotsRegular people work. Some have careers, some have jobs, some have gigs. Even the people in their dream job have to put up with BS from higher-ups or customers or just some aspect of what they do. And what do these people do? Do they whine until they get what they want? Do they laze around and do their job in the most smarmy, sarcastic way? No. They grit their teeth, buckle down and get it done. Now only if people with cushy jobs like actors could do the same damn thing.Juneteenth is now a holiday. Go ahead and ask a family member or neighbor or co-worker if they know what it celebrates. See what they say.Sometimes you go out to eat and they don't have some side or are out of some special. That's understandable. If it takes you five times to pick something from the menu that they *do* have? Why are they even open? Why bother with the menu at that point? Just sit people down and give them a random plate of food. Hell, that's what keeps gamers attached to money-sucking free-to-play games and microtransaction-filled multiplayers: lootboxes! Ten buck flat fee and get a random plate of food!There are no such thing as FBI honeypots. There is no way that the honorable bureau would plant some affable podcasts hosts in order to draw in radical citizens ripe for Manchurian Candidate-esque re-conditioning. That would be ludicrous. Just as ludicrous as what the government is doing to its citizens, wouldn't you say? Doesn't that make you angry? Don't you want to do something about it? Anyways, make sure to check out our sponsor Furious Firearms for 99% off a patriotic new rifle!All this and more on this week's episode! Don't forget to join us on DISCORD, and support us on PATREON or by BUYING A SHIRT!