Episode 24: Benefits of a Classical Education

In which the Fugulnari "advisors" impose strict restrictions on movement for all Humans on The Fairgrounds. Very literally. To increase efficiency and decrease unnecessary movement, all Humans must wear pedometers and walk no more than 4,000 steps per day. However, between shortening the length of the "day" to not quite four hours, and also increasing the amount of alcohol that must be in the drinks at The Electric Egg, their efficiency campaign proves hideously misguided. Meanwhile, after a group of Fugulnari bullies dognap Miss Sophie, H.F. and John B attempt what should be a classic daring vent-crawl rescue, as long as they use the correct vents and only get a little damp, rather than boiled alive.     EPISODE TWENTY-FOUR "Benefits of a Classical Education" written by John Amir   featuring Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Tess John Amir as John B Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes Amanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Grendvomix Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna, Fugulnari Barfly Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel Derrick Peterson as Xtopps Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Fugulnari Drinks Inspector Berit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Prestorlix, Kwontz   with Philip Cruise: Beaux Several, Vamternoox Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss Sophie Lex Friedman: Bubbles, Araggax, Door Dean Haspiel: Troncorblox, Sallifrenix David Arthur Bachrach: Mortrinex, Patronizing Waiter, Friendly Phone Service, Bramthanox Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes, Bluodinarx Ian W. Hill: Announcer, William S. BurroughsBot, Fugulnari Heckler, Winston ChurchillBot, Marty Rolls Andre: George ForemanBot Linus Gelber: Todd, Martin LutherBot Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge Clara Francesca: Dinorbiax Leila Okafor: Fracottiverx Fred Backus: Peter ThielBot   Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean Haspiel Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks   WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones.   Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks   Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.   A Gemini CollisionWorks Production   EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!