Episode 24: Google Garbage

Welcome back. Oculus Rift is on its way, and if we put our money on anything, it's that life will become a compilation of headaches from constantly standing one inch from the television. Too bad for Oculus Rift that Google found a way to do it for free... It's winter in Chicago, and that means long commutes through barren gray wastelands. Todd heads to a hotel spa with strawberry water and Matt plans a trip to Florida for February. This is great, but it still leaves five months of winter misery. Matt is planning on taking his daughter to a low-rent Chuck-E-Cheese, complete with tattooed ticket vendors and animatronic mice with broken off appendages. Dave just takes his kids to look at animals in Pet Smart instead. Dave loves his new iPhone 5. It has 32 gigs of storage space, so he plans on using it to orbit an Apollo mission next month. Todd buys a new bat for his son that costs $150 more than you think the bat would cost. We want to hear from you!!! Call us at (657) BAD DADS or send us an e-mail [email protected]. And follow us on Facebook,on Twitter at @thedadtest, and on Instagram at thepaternitytest. Please Subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review. And tell a friend while you're at it!