Episode 295 - Kirk on the Rocks (ft. Jay)

This week's episode is brought to you by the Internet Sloth. Once in a blue moon, he comes out of his hiding place and relocates to the internet connection of a random podcaster. He then spends his days hand delivering each packet of data lovingly, at a speed of approximately 0.0000001 MPH. Thanks Internet Sloth! We reward you with:- Holding the Joke Too Long- Star Trek Cocktails- No Higher Authority- Yard SignsLook, here's a joke. It's a little funny. It's not a gut-buster, but a little chuckle. More jokes = more funny though, so what if we pelted you over the head with it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over! Wouldn't that be funny?Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are a masterclass in combining things. Two separate things, that while separate are great. But when you combine them, not all willy-nilly, but lovingly and crafted in a way to be delicious, it works. Unlike the cocktails in the Star Trek Cocktails book Tab was recently gifted. I'd personally suggest the "Abrams Shot" which is a .45 ACP to the temple. Garnished with an orange peel.Internet forum goers are weirdos. Recluses of society that would rather speak L337 than speak to another person. But damn if those nerds aren't good at being the replacement for thick, tomes of manuals that technology used to ship with. They are the modern day Library of Alexandria, solving the problems that the gods left on Earth.Yard signs are trash. Literal garbage. No one has ever looked at a political candidate's sign and decided to vote for them based on it. No one is that stupid, and if there was someone, you wouldn't want them voting in the first place. So when someone stabs one into your begonias, they might as well have taken their garbage can and dumped it onto your lawn.All this and more on this week's episode! Don't forget to join us on DISCORD, support us through the end on PATREON or by BUYING A SHIRT.