Episode 3: Souped-Up Phallic Symbols

There are many ways to treat a lady that you like with the utmost kindness and respect. You can take her out to a nice dinner and milkshake at Pop's. You can spend the evening smiling, laughing with each other, and asking invested questions about their lives back home. You can give her a kiss. You can take a photo with her and then go home and put in the effort to find a single drop on maple syrup in Google Images, open Photoshop, slather the maple drop on her face, choose that good AF filter that makes your eyes just totally pop, write out a hilarious caption that's full of complete lies about what happened on your date, post it to Instagram, and get your slut shame on. Oh ... wait? ... Not that last one? Oh, okay. Not that last one. Don't do that. Don't do that Chuck Clayton.  In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 1, Episode 3: Body Double -- in which Veronica goes on a doomed date with Asshole!ChuckClayton and not ComicCutieCartoonist!ChuckClayton and gets slut shamed in front of the entire school and internet, Betty gathers a crack team of Riverdale High's female population who've all been used, abused, rated, and lied about by the football team to take Chuck Clayton down, Betty absolutely loses it, drugs a person, and boils them alive, and we don't trust Ethel for a goddamn minute.  Fuck you, Chuck Clayton. Contact us at [email protected], therivergirls.tumblr.com, and @theriver_girls on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way! --- Instagram: @transparentring/@cheygran Tumblr: nancyywheller/c-sand Twitter: bijessmarriano/cssssand