Episode 4: Admiral Status (with guest Will Hines)

It’s Johnny’s birthday week, and Tony has promised to treat him with respect. Needless to say, that doesn’t pan out. On another installment of Tony’s Tummy, Johnny makes an earth-shattering discovery about Tony’s rotten, rascally bowels. Then, Captain Picard fails a crucial test, as he adjusts to his new “admiral” status. When Will Hines stops by, the three old men reminisce about improv scenes from the past and end up singing a weirdly-good rendition of Wildflowers. Finally, Tony attempts Johnny’s Game while distracted by his own clammy genitalia. Then he gets tired. Then he has a bathroom emergency, which forces an abrupt end to the episode.