Episode 44 – Slightly Used Sex Toys for Sale – We Only Do One Take Podcast

Welcome back to the show! Turch rants about people not using the traffic zipper method of merging onto freeways and highways. Kieran tells us another million dollar idea: self-driving cars that can be used as mobile brothels. He will investigate further. Turch gets Kieran to psychoanalyse another bride who set out a list of 10 rules for her husband. In the style of Art of the Deal, Turch helps the gentlemen out with a counter list to be used for negotiation. Kieran tells us the best way to extract drugs from sanitary pads. And the boys talk about the second hand market for sex toys. And finally Bill Gates is in the news as he has poo on his desk. Warning: Kieran may be dead next episode as he did not use a coaster. Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at [email protected]