Episode 5: Break Down at the Funeral.

Like in so many instances, the Mean Girl on the outside stems from the total shit storm on the inside. The inside of Thornhill Mansion, that is, where Clifford and Penelope Blossom treat Cheryl like a beaten down punching bag, without Jason no longer there to protect her. And that's not the only nasty secret to slither it's way into town. In this episode, Cheyenne and Rain discuss Season 1, Episode 5: "Heart of Darkness" -- in which Hermione gets a slippery threat, Detective Betty and Detective Jughead learn about Jason's drug selling past, his engagement to the mysterious Polly Cooper, and Polly's attempted suicide, Jughead's living situation is still up in the air, Ross!Reggie's scenes tick away one by one, and Archie continues his struggle between balancing football and acoustic guitar. The horror. The horror! Contact us at [email protected], therivergirls.tumblr.com, and @theriver_girls on Twitter with any questions, theories, or ideas to throw our way! --- Instagram: @transparentring/@ughitscheyenneTumblr: nancyywheller/c-sandTwitter: bijessmarriano/ughitscheyenne