Episode 5: Nearly 70, Secondary X Factor & You Can’t Say that

Send us Fan MailIt’s a birthday episode! Dad officially turns 69, which means the countdown to the big 70 has begun. Lew comes prepared with a very questionable “getting ready for 70” gift bag — including 210 tea bags, Werther’s Originals, a word search book and moisturiser for the increasingly crusty skin. What could possibly go wrong?Bit of a Natter: Turning 69, getting older, and the advice Dad would give to younger people. From regrets and life lessons to why you shouldn’t put things off while you’re young — it’s surprisingly thoughtful… for about five minutes.Adam & Eve It: Lew dives into the chaos of secondary school placements, after thousands of Year 6 kids found out where they’re going in September. Why do some children get schools miles away? How does the system even work? And was it really simpler “back in Dad’s day”?Say It Like Steve: People are too quick to take offence instead of having a conversation. Has the world become too sensitive — or is that just what every older generation says?The Bleedin’ Dad Joke: Horse jokes, ladders, and a few classics that are either brilliant… or absolutely terrible.It’s another episode full of generational banter, questionable opinions and plenty of laughs from a father-and-son duo who see the world very differently.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & Amazon MusicFollow @CockneyAndSon on Instagram & TikTok for clips, behind the scenes and more.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.