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Send us Fan MailThis week on Cockney & Son…We dive into the weird world of the Mandela Effect. Did the Monopoly Man really wear a monocle? Did Del Boy ever say “Rodney, you plonker”? And why do so many people remember things differently from how they actually happened?We also chat about CERN, conspiracy theories, ancient civilisations and whether history is really as reliable as we think it is.Plus, Steve shares his advice on avoiding phone scammers, we discuss why pensioners are often targeted, and there’s another round of Bleedin’ Dad Jokes to finish things off.We chat about:• The biggest Mandela Effects people still argue about • Whether CERN changed reality (or if the internet has lost its mind) • Why people remember things differently • Phone scams and how to avoid them • Ancient mysteries and lost civilisations • Sports Day, terrible weather and even worse dad jokesAs always, it’s honest, it’s funny, and it’s a little bit chaotic.If you’ve ever argued that Del Boy definitely said “Rodney, you plonker” or wondered whether your memory can actually be trusted, this one’s for you.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailThe boy has been away on his Year 6 residential trip, and Lew and Steve are discovering the strange reality of a quieter house. Is it possible to enjoy the peace and still miss the chaos at the same time? Plus, with secondary school just around the corner, Lew reflects on how quickly the primary school years have disappeared.  In Adam & Eve It, Steve takes aim at one of his biggest everyday annoyances: people who slam car doors like they’re trying to launch them into orbit. Is it bad manners, a generational thing, or is Steve just turning into a grumpy old man?  Then in Say It Like Steve, the pair tackle a surprisingly deep question: why does time seem to move faster the older you get? Is it simply part of growing up, or could there be something more mysterious going on? Expect discussions about childhood summers, the Mandela Effect, giant scientific machines, and a theory that may or may not have any basis in reality whatsoever.  Plus, there’s the return of The Bleedin’ Dad Joke, a plug for a duck-themed Instagram account, and the usual mix of family life, nostalgia, moaning, and complete nonsense.Two generations. One London. Plenty to talk about.  🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailThis week on Cockney & Son, Lew puts Steve’s “proper British” knowledge to the test in what might genuinely be the worst quiz ever created. From pork scratchings and dunking biscuits to playgrounds that nearly killed an entire generation, it quickly descends into complete chaos.Then it’s time for Adam & Eve It as Lew goes on a full birthday party rant about people who never RSVP properly. Why do parents wait until the last second to reply… or worse, just turn up anyway?And in Say It Like Steve, the conversation turns surprisingly emotional as they chat about Year 6 kids wanting independence, walking to school alone, and the terrifying reality of finally cutting the apron strings as a parent.Plus, there’s questionable stories, old school London memories, and four Bleedin’ Dad Jokes that probably should’ve stayed in the notebook.Available now on all podcast platforms. Watch along on YouTube… or just ask Alexa.  🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailAfter Richard somehow turned a nice family day out into a 40 mile ramble through Hastings, SATs week stress, birthday chaos, and me completely failing at time management… Episode 14 is a slightly unhinged one.This week on Cockney & Son:• Bit of a Natter The aftermath of the “short walk” that nearly finished us off, SATs stress, and surviving another busy week• Adam & Eve It Zebra crossings… why does nobody stop anymore?• Say It Like Steve Politics, pavement works taking 120 days, and why everyone just needs to slow down a bit• Bleedin’ Dad Jokes Questionable jokes, terrible punchlines, and chaos as alwaysReal life, random opinions, and complete nonsense. Exactly how we like it.If your family weekends somehow always end in exhaustion… this one’s for you.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailThis week on Cockney & Son, things get surprisingly dramatic… because Dad’s officially been recognised in public and it may have gone straight to his head.From bank holiday chaos, soaked pedalo disasters and planning the girly’s birthday party, to SATs week stress and the debate around schools closing for polling stations, Lew and Steve are back with another honest, funny and completely unfiltered episode.This week’s Adam & Eve It tackles the frustration around school attendance fines, inset days and election week closures… while Say It Like Steve dives into the growing conversation around weight loss jabs, dieting and whether modern life is making healthy living harder than ever.Plus there’s terrible dad jokes, old-school opinions, and a reminder that none of us actually remember Year 6 maths.If you like proper conversations, a bit of nostalgia and two generations trying to make sense of modern life… this one’s for you.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailThis week on Cockney & Son, we’re back with another chaotic catch up as we dive into a packed family weekend, from beach adventures and birthday celebrations to garden projects and pre teen excuses for being too tired for school.In Adam & Eve It, Steve tackles Britain’s pothole epidemic, sharing his brutally honest thoughts on the state of UK roads, why they seem worse than ever and what really needs fixing.In Say It Like Steve, dad answers a listener’s personal question about why he never remarried, with his usual honest, unfiltered style.Plus, the Bleedin’ Dad Jokes return with more questionable humour.Real life, proper opinions and plenty of laughs.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailBack to reality… and it’s chaos.After what feels like half a year of kids being off, back-to-back holidays, ferry trips, theme parks, and a household bug wiping Rich out, we’re finally back behind the mics — just about holding it together.This week on Cockney & Son:Bit of a Natter: The madness of post-Easter life, juggling kids, travel, and trying to get back into some sort of routineAdam & Eve It: Tube Strike 2.0 — have they gone too far this time? Honest opinions incomingSay It Like Steve: “Most people overthink things that don’t really matter” — and why we all need to just crack on sometimesBleedin’ Dad Jokes: Dark, questionable… and probably our best/worst yetReal life, proper opinions, and a lot of chaos — just how we like it.If you’ve ever needed a break after a break… this one’s for you.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailThis week… we’ve completely lost the plot.No “then vs now,” no deep chats — just a full-on Bleedin’ Dad Joke head-to-head.Five jokes each.No filter.No mercy.Just ten absolutely terrible jokes.While Lew’s off living his best life on holiday, we didn’t want to leave you hanging — so we’ve pre-recorded this chaotic special where it’s Dad vs Son to see who actually delivers the better (or worse) punchlines.From immortal cats to questionable woodworking courses… it’s exactly what you’d expect — and somehow worse.👉 We need you to decide the winner:Was it Lew or Steve?Drop us a message, comment, or DM and cast your vote.Short, painful, and definitely not award-winning… but if you made it to the end — fair play.Follow, subscribe, leave a review, and we’ll be back next week with a proper episode.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailThis episode is pre-recorded (so don’t expect us to be knee-deep in chocolate just yet), but we’re still diving into everything Easter — from how it used to be back in the 70s to the full-blown chocolate madness of today.We chat about:What Easter looked like “back in the day” vs nowHow kids somehow end up with 5–10 eggs eachWhether Easter has become more about showing off than celebratingHot cross buns getting completely out of handAnd the truth about who actually eats all the leftover chocolate (spoiler: it’s not the kids)There’s also a classic Adam & Eve It rant about modern Easter pressure, a simple Say It Like Steve question (dream Easter egg — money no object), and of course… some properly questionable Easter dad jokes to finish.As always, it’s honest, it’s funny, and it’s a little bit chaotic.If you’ve ever wondered how Easter went from one small egg in foil… to full-on Easter Eve boxes and themed home décor — this one’s for you.Hit follow, leave a review, and share it with someone who loves a good moan.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailThis week on Cockney & Son, we’re diving headfirst into the chaos of the clocks going forward… and asking the real question — does anyone actually benefit from it anymore? From the origins of daylight saving (cheers, William Willett) to whether it still makes any sense in 2026, we’re combining Bit of a Natter and Adam & Eve It into one big chat-and-moan session — because let’s be honest, staying positive about losing an hour is a stretch.We also get into a proper debate with this week’s Say It Like Steve:“Technology was meant to save time… not fill it.”Has tech made life easier, or has it completely taken over? From phones running our lives to work following us home, it’s old school vs modern life — and neither side is holding back.Plus, we round things off with a few questionable Bleedin’ Dad Jokes that may (or may not) leave you laughing.So whether you love the lighter evenings, hate the clock changes, or just fancy a good old moan — stick the kettle on, you don’t wanna miss this one.Don’t forget to follow, leave a review, and share it with someone who loves a rant as much as you do.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan Mail🌼 Spring has officially arrived… apparently. Lew and Dad are back to talk about that very British moment when the sun comes out for five minutes and suddenly winter is “over” — coats are off, shorts are on, and everyone’s planning a whole new outdoor lifestyle. 💬 Bit of a Natter: The first day of spring, lighter evenings, and all the classic British phrases that come out the second the temperature hits double digits — “it’s nice out”, “getting lighter now”, “do I need a coat?” 😤 Adam & Eve It: Lew looks at the weird habits of Brits in warmer weather — from judging people for wearing shorts too early, to suddenly becoming garden experts overnight. Is it optimism… or just delusion? 🌱 Say It Like Steve: A listener question — why do we all say we’re going to sort the garden every year… and never do it? Dad gives his honest take on whether it’s laziness, effort, or just not everyone being “a garden person.” 😂 The Bleedin’ Dad Joke: Back to the classic format — a head-to-head of dad jokes, including a slightly darker one that might divide opinion.It’s another episode full of relatable British moments, seasonal delusion and classic Cockney & Son banter — because no one talks about the weather quite like us.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & Amazon MusicFollow @CockneyAndSon on Instagram and TikTok for clips, behind-the-scenes laughs and more.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan Mail🌸 It’s the Mother’s Day episode! Lew and Dad sit down for a chat about how Mother’s Day has changed over the years — from the simpler days of “Mothering Sunday” to the modern version full of flowers, brunch bookings and gift guides everywhere you look. But it’s also a chance to talk about the more emotional side of the day for families going through loss.💬 Bit of a Natter: What Mother’s Day looked like growing up in the 70s compared to today, whether it’s become too commercialised, and why the day can mean very different things depending on your situation.🤔 Adam & Eve It: Lew looks at Mother’s Day from another perspective — asking whether schools should run Mother’s Day gift stalls when not every child has a mum at home, and how family situations today are more varied than ever.🗣 Say It Like Steve: If you’re lucky enough to still have your parents around, make the effort while you can. Dad shares his thoughts on family relationships, communication and why things aren’t always as simple as they seem.😂 The Bleedin’ Dad Joke: For one week only… Dad reads out a few classic “your mum” jokes, bringing the episode to a slightly chaotic but very funny finish.It’s an episode with reflection, honesty and the usual Cockney & Son banter, proving that even when the conversation gets serious, there’s always room for a laugh.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & Amazon MusicFollow @CockneyAndSon on Instagram and TikTok for clips, behind-the-scenes laughs and more.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailIt’s a birthday episode! Dad officially turns 69, which means the countdown to the big 70 has begun. Lew comes prepared with a very questionable “getting ready for 70” gift bag — including 210 tea bags, Werther’s Originals, a word search book and moisturiser for the increasingly crusty skin. What could possibly go wrong?Bit of a Natter: Turning 69, getting older, and the advice Dad would give to younger people. From regrets and life lessons to why you shouldn’t put things off while you’re young — it’s surprisingly thoughtful… for about five minutes.Adam & Eve It: Lew dives into the chaos of secondary school placements, after thousands of Year 6 kids found out where they’re going in September. Why do some children get schools miles away? How does the system even work? And was it really simpler “back in Dad’s day”?Say It Like Steve: People are too quick to take offence instead of having a conversation. Has the world become too sensitive — or is that just what every older generation says?The Bleedin’ Dad Joke: Horse jokes, ladders, and a few classics that are either brilliant… or absolutely terrible.It’s another episode full of generational banter, questionable opinions and plenty of laughs from a father-and-son duo who see the world very differently.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & Amazon MusicFollow @CockneyAndSon on Instagram & TikTok for clips, behind the scenes and more.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailHalf term’s over, the sun’s (briefly) out, and Lew’s feeling positive, so naturally Steve’s here to balance it out.This week, the pair chat spring cleaning madness, the explosion of vitamins and supplements, and whether you really need calming gummies… or just a walk in the daylight. In Say It Like Steve, they tackle the idea that “people don’t listen anymore — they just wait to talk,” diving into phones at dinner tables and competitive conversations.Plus, of course, a round of Bleedin’ Dad Jokes to finish.Old-school opinions. Modern-day moans. Proper London banter. 🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailHalf term… the joy, the chaos, and the constant need to keep the kids entertained.In this episode of Cockney & Son, Lew and Steve talk all about half-term survival — from the pressure to plan activities and the cost of days out, to whether kids really need entertaining 24/7 or if boredom might actually be a good thing.Recorded just before Lew heads off to Holland with Rich and the kids, the pair chat about how school holidays have changed from the 60s and 70s to now, the juggle parents face with work and childcare, and the reality of trying to keep everyone happy for a full week off school. There’s also a proper rant about screens, social media pressure, and why parenting in 2026 feels very different to growing up back in the day.Plus, as always, expect plenty of old-school opinions, relatable family moments, and a round of Bleedin’ Dad Jokes to finish things off.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailLove is in the air… and so is the pressure. In this Valentine’s Special of Cockney & Son, Lew and Steve take a proper look at how the big day has changed from the 60s and 70s to now — from anonymous cards through the letterbox to panic-buying gifts, packed restaurants and sky-high expectations.They chat about secret admirers, the rise of commercialised romance, and whether love should really be proven with expensive jewellery or just a simple card and a bunch of flowers. Steve shares his old-school take on relationships, gives advice to the younger generation, and explains why showing love all year round matters more than one day in February.There’s also a Valentine’s edition of Adam & Eve It, a classic “Say It Like Steve” moment on people confusing being busy with being important, and a round of Bleedin’ Dad Jokes guaranteed to make you laugh… or groan.Expect nostalgia, honest opinions, a few cheeky stories, and plenty of proper London banter.Cockney & Son – Two generations. One London. Real talk, real laughs, every week.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailWe’re back… and Series 2 of Cockney & Son starts right here.After a Christmas break, Steve and Lew return with a brand-new homemade studio, the same unfiltered opinions, and plenty to get off their chests. From surviving the January blues and winter illnesses to modern work excuses, British weather drama, and how life today really compares to back in the day — nothing is off limits.This episode marks the return of Adam & Eve It, a refreshed Say It Like Steve, and of course Bleedin’ Dad Jokes to finish things off properly. It’s familiar, it’s chaotic, and it’s exactly how Series 2 was meant to start.We’re with you all the way through to summer, so stick the kettle on — Cockney & Son is officially back.🎧 Next week: Valentine’s Day – the good, the bad and the ugly.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailIt’s the final episode of Series 1, and we’re ending it the only way we know how, with laughs, honesty, a bit of emotion, and absolutely no sugar-coating.In this Christmas special, Lew and Steve look back on 26 episodes of graft, graft and more graft, over 5,000 downloads worldwide, from London to New Zealand, the US to Tunisia. Not bad for a mic, a cuppa and a lot of opinions.We kick off with a festive Bit of a Natter, diving into the chaos of office Christmas parties free bars, bad decisions, gossip, sensible shoes and why you should always remember someone’s watching. Steve shares old-school Royal Mail party memories and gives blunt advice for surviving modern workplace dos and don’ts.Then it’s Adam & Eve It, as we tackle New Year’s Resolutions, why “New Year, New Me” rarely works, gym memberships in January, saving money, bad habits, and whether there’s any point putting pressure on yourself at all.The heart of the episode comes with a very special Say It Like Steve, a straight-talking message for Christmas and 2026. No palaces, no pretending. Just real advice about being honest, saying no, laughing louder, not staying where you don’t want to be, and admitting when you’re not fine.And of course, we finish with absolute chaos in the final Bleedin’ Dad Joke, featuring Christmas crackers, terrible jokes, questionable punchlines and Steve doing what Steve does best.From June to December, we’ve laughed, moaned, got emotional and kept it real.Series 1 is done — Series 2 lands in 2026.Stick the kettle on, have a laugh, and we’ll see you next year.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailIn this week’s episode, we’re looking back at 25 episodes of Cockney & Son chaos, comfort and proper old-school graft. From the early days in June to now, Lew and Steve chat about their biggest surprises, funniest moments, accidental catchphrases, near-cancellations, French accents, conspiracies, neighbours, and why Steve is now apparently “practising in the mirror” before recording. We revisit the classic rants — 20mph zones, cycle lanes, Royal Mail nostalgia, robots taking over the world and the great baked-bean price debate. Then it’s back to “Say It Like Steve”, where Steve dishes out blunt life advice with zero sugar-coating, followed by a round of Bleedin’ Dad Jokes that gets… chaotic.Plus, we reveal the Cockney & Son Christmas Competition and how you can win one of two prizes, including the limited-edition Cockney & Son mug (only three exist in the world — Steve is fuming about the rarity). Next week is the big one: the Season One Finale – The Office Christmas Party.Expect mayhem, surprises, Christmas cracker jokes and festive nonsense.Hit follow, leave a review if you fancy, and remember: secret listeners, we see you.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailEpisode 24 is here — and we’re officially knee-deep in Christmas chaos. From ceramic trees to collapsing garlands, Elf-on-the-Shelf disasters, panic buying gravy on Uber, and the pure joy of a £2 advent calendar… Lew and Steve break down the ultimate 2025 festive checklist and realise just how mad December has become.Then it’s onto Adam & Eve It, where the pair tackle the very British tradition of moaning all month long: the cold, the queues, the wrapping paper that’s gone walkabout, and the eternal mystery of where the sellotape edge disappears to.We also cover:🎄 Keeping the peace on Christmas Day (or avoiding arguments entirely)🎄 Matching PJs, Christmas Eve boxes & posh Santa visits🎄 When festive coffees cost more than a small mortgage🎄 Why Steve’s mattress was apparently made of hay🎄 And… a fresh batch of dad jokes that may or may not have been written by “Steve’s team of professional writers.”It’s festive mayhem, Cockney logic, and two generations trying to survive December without decking more than just the halls.Stick the kettle on — you don’t wanna miss this one🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailLew and Steve dive head-first into the most important debates in British history… well, sort of. From chip-shop curry sauce and crispy-edged crumpets to the eternal ketchup-vs-brown-sauce war, no snack is safe.The pair also tackle the chaos of modern deliveries — Yodel, Royal Mail, lockers, drones and the poor old postie who’s “still getting off his chair.” Expect a full-blown Steve rant, naturally.Then it’s time for Say It Like Steve, where Steve reveals what he’d fix about the country (spoiler: pensioners are getting a pay rise). And of course, there’s another round of the Bleedin’ Dad Joke — including flamingos, eyebrows, framed pictures and a pool that’s only safe “in the deep end.” classic Cockney & Son: two generations, one London, and opinions nobody asked for but everyone relates to.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailIn this week’s episode, things have been a bit heavy behind the scenes, but we’re showing up the only way we know how — with honesty, a good natter, and plenty of laughs.We kick things off by diving into a world of classic British sayings. From “you’re having a laugh” to “it’s all gone pear-shaped,” Lew throws a list at Steve to see which phrases are still alive in 2025 and which should’ve stayed in 1973. Then it’s onto modern slang — “peng,” “peak,” “safe,” and even the mysterious “6’7” noise every kid is doing right now.After that, the pair get stuck into a very on-trend rant: this year’s I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! line-up. Real celebs? Reality stars? One angry ginger? Steve’s not holding back.In Say It Like Steve, Lew asks what Steve secretly loves about modern life — and the answer might just surprise you.And of course, we wrap things up with The Bleeding Dad Joke, featuring long-winded nonsense, chicken wordplay, and a truly chaotic punchline involving the Pope.Thanks for being here, especially right now. Your support genuinely means the world.Hit follow, leave a review if you’re feeling generous, and come say hi on Instagram & TikTok @CockneyAndSon.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailThis isn’t one of our usual episodes. It’s just me Lew, speaking honestly about what life feels like right now.The past few weeks have been some of the hardest our family has ever faced, and I’ve found myself trying to hold everything together for the people I love, even when I feel like I’m falling apart inside.This is about love, loss, and what it means to just keep showing up even when you don’t have the right words or the strength you wish you had.If you’ve ever supported someone through grief, or you’re in it yourself, I hope this helps you feel a little less alone.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan Mail🎙️ It’s a milestone episode — number 20! But this one’s a bit different… Lew’s at home, Dad’s in SW1, and somehow they’ve managed to record from two different locations. What could possibly go wrong?💬 Bit of a Natter: Things that used to take ages but now take seconds — from film developing and paying bills to booking holidays and finding directions. (Spoiler: Dad still swears by an A-to-Z.)🤖 Adam & Eve It: The pair get stuck into a proper rant about AI — the pros, the cons, and whether we’ll all be replaced by robots before Dad finally figures out his sat-nav.😂 The Bleedin’ Dad Joke: Knock-knocks, cannibal restaurants, and a few classics you’ll either love or groan at.It’s a chaotic but committed episode proving nothing stops these two from having a natter — not even recording miles apart.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & Amazon Music.Follow @CockneyAndSon on Instagram and TikTok for clips, behind-the-scenes laughs & more.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailAutumn’s here and the nights are drawing in — which means the moaning’s back in full swing!This week Lew and Steve dive into some of the biggest misconceptions about British people:☕ Do we really live off tea and crumpets?🇬🇧 Do we all sound like the Royal Family?🦷 And what’s the truth about those “bad British teeth”?💥 In Adam & Eve It (Rant of the Week), Lew’s had enough of random fireworks going off at midnight — poor Belle’s in bits and he’s calling for a national ban (with a cheeky idea for “silent fireworks”).🐶 Then in Say It Like Steve, a listener asks: “My dog hates my new boyfriend — should I take it as a sign?”😂 And don’t miss The Bleedin’ Dad Joke, where things descend into chaos, bad puns, and the odd snort-laugh.So stick the kettle on, grab a biscuit, and join two generations of London life having a right old natter.🎧 Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music & YouTube.Follow @cockneyandson on Instagram & TikTok for behind-the-scenes laughs!🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan Mail📺 Bit of a Natter:Lew and Steve reminisce about everyday items from the 70s and 80s that have completely vanished — from TV aerials and phone books to smoking indoors and those deadly travel sweet tins rolling around the glovebox. What will disappear next… door keys, maybe?📦 Adam & Eve It (Rant of the Week):After 42 years with Royal Mail, Steve’s had enough of modern-day delivery drivers! From parcels left in bins to “knock-and-run” drop-offs, he tells it exactly as it is (and confesses a few postal tales from back in the day).🚗 Say It Like Steve:A listener asks: “Our neighbours keep parking over our drive – do we say something or keep quiet?”Steve’s advice? Let’s just say it’s very … direct.😂 The Bleedin’ Dad Joke (new section):Round two of the ultimate dad-joke showdown! Who’ll crack first – Lew or Steve?So stick the kettle on, grab a cuppa, and have a laugh with two generations of London life.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music & YouTube.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailIt’s an emotional one this week — and not just because there’s sad news at the end (we’ll keep you guessing).Lew and Dad take a trip down memory lane to talk all things Saturday Night TV, from The Generation Game and Blind Date to Gladiators and Stars in Their Eyes. Where have the Brucies and Cillas gone? And why does every show now have someone screaming into a mic?In “Adam & Eve It”, Dad’s on a proper rant about today’s presenters, Amanda Holden doesn’t come out of this one too well 😬  while “Say It Like Steve” tackles whether love still needs flowers and chocolates once you’ve been married long enough.But it’s not all moaning… we say goodbye to Cockney Slang Word of the Week 💔 and hello to its brand-new replacement: “The Bleedin’ Dad Joke” and trust us, you’ll either laugh or groan (probably both).So grab a cuppa, stick the kettle on, and join two generations, one London, and a whole lot of opinions.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailIn this episode:Bit of a Natter – What would you actually do if you won £74 million? Would you go public, keep it secret, or disappear to a villa in Spain? Lew and Dad share their fantasy plans, debate whether money really brings happiness, and how it might change family life.Adam & Eve It (Rant of the Week) – The Prime Minister wants to introduce a new “brick card” ID… but Dad’s not having it. Another card? Another system? He’s got a few things to say about that.Say It Like Steve – Gift-giving dilemmas: If your partner says “Don’t get me anything” and you actually don’t… are you in the wrong when they get upset? Cockney Slang Word of the Week – Last week’s was Sausage and Mash (cash), this week’s is ?????. Got it? Comment your guess on Instagram for a cheeky follow back.All that, plus the latest update on Dad’s handmade Tracy Island—it’s finally finished! Bays, palm trees, paper-mâché and all.If you had a laugh, hit Follow/Subscribe, leave a review if you’re feeling fancy, and don’t forget to share it with someone who loves a moan.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailIn this episode:Screens & Gaming – Lew opens up about the battles of modern parenting: Fortnite, FIFA, Roblox, in-game purchases, and whether screens are really to blame for kids’ moods. Dad weighs in on how things were “back in his day.”Adam & Eve It (Rant of the Week) – Christmas has officially started… in September! With mince pies already on shelves and supermarket delivery slots going live three months early, Dad’s not having it.Say It Like Steve – A Halloween special: what are you dressing up as this year? Plus, some questionable costume ideas for Steve.Cockney Slang Word of the Week – Last week’s was “Butcher’s Hook” (look), this week’s is ?????. Got it? Comment your guess on Instagram cheeky follow back.All that, plus the latest update on Dad’s homemade Tracy Island build – will it be ready by October?If you had a laugh, hit Follow/Subscribe, leave a review if you’re feeling fancy, and don’t forget to share it with someone who loves a moan.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailThis week I’m taking Dad out of this world (literally) as I quiz him about Atlas 3i – the interstellar visitor that’s got social media buzzing with alien theories. Is it just a space rock, or are the odds too strange to ignore?Back on Earth, I put Dad through an “old people habits” quiz – does he moan about traffic, hoard plastic bags, and groan every time he stands up? (Spoiler: it doesn’t look good for him).In Say It Like Steve, a listener wants to renew her wedding vows, but her husband isn’t bothered. She’s upset – is she overreacting, or does Dad’s blunt honesty hit the mark?And for the big finish, we open our very first PR package – all thanks to me sharing my Christmas trauma about never getting Tracy Island as a kid. Did this finally heal my inner child? You’ll have to listen to find out.Plus the usual Cockney slang of the week, plenty of laughs, and the odd tangent or two.👉 Follow Cockney & Son on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok – and don’t forget, you can also watch full episodes on YouTube.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailThis week it’s episode 13 – unlucky for some, but (mostly) not for us! Lew surprises Dad with his very first autumn candle, before diving into a bumper Bit of a Natter featuring questions and gripes from our listeners. From cars clogging pavements and supermarket snackers to £7 hot chocolates and the stress of secondary school choices – nothing’s off the table.We also tackle the big talking point of the week: tube strikes. Are drivers right to demand less work for more money, or is London being held to ransom? Expect blunt opinions, laughs, and a bit of Cockney common sense.And in Say It Like Steve, Dad faces a listener who reckons he’s too blunt for his own good – will he tone it down or double down? (Spoiler: you probably know the answer already).We wrap things up with this week’s Cockney slang challenge: “biscuits and cheese.” Any guesses? Drop them in the comments!If you enjoy the episode, hit follow, leave a review, and share with a mate who loves a moan.Find us on Instagram, YouTube & TikTok: @cockneyandson🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailWe’re back after a short break, and this week’s episode is a mix of laughs, debates, and a bit of advice. From autumn leaves and pumpkin-spiced everything, to whether flying the Union Jack has lost its meaning, we cover it all with plenty of Cockney & Son banter.In Say It Like Steve, we tackle a follower’s question: how do you build the confidence to go out alone, whether that’s grabbing a coffee, heading to the park, or even sitting down for a meal for one? As always, Steve’s advice is blunt, funny, and surprisingly useful.We wrap things up with our Cockney Slang Word of the Week??? Know what it means? Drop us a comment or DM get it right and you might even earn yourself a follow back.Follow us on TikTok, YouTube and Instagram @CockneyandSon for more laughs, clips and behind-the-scenes moments.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailCockney & Son hit the road again, this time recording live from the South of France! 🇫🇷 Expect sunshine (and a few storm clouds), villa life, and plenty of laughs as we swap London chaos for St Tropez beaches.We chat about French culture vs London life, Dad’s ongoing battle with his knobbly knees (and whether we need to start a GoFundMe for his knee ops), and the struggle of speaking French when all you can manage is “merci.” Add in a dramatic fall into the sea, dodgy sandals, and a rant about uneven sand, and you’ve got one very continental episode.Say It Like Steve – should Brits abroad try to speak French or just stick to English?Cockney Slang Word of the Week – what on earth is ????????A few pranks, family chaos, and the dream of retiring to France…Back next week in “boring old London,” but for now, pour yourself a glass of vin rouge and enjoy the ride.🗣️Follow and subscribe on your favourite podcast app📲 Find us on Instagram, YouTube  & TikTok: @cockneyandson🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailDouble digits and on location! This week we’re coming to you from a very glamorous… caravan in Hailing Island (don’t be jealous). It’s the first stop on our Cockney & Son “world tour” before we head to the sunny South of France next week.We chat about our upcoming Eurocamp-to-villa upgrade, Dad’s legendary beachside massage story, and why he’s waging war on the clocks going back. Expect seagulls, surprise kid cameos, MOT moans, and a healthy debate about whether farmers really need that extra daylight.Plus, this week’s Cockney Slang Word of the Week is “Daisy Roots” – and we want your guesses!We might be sweating in a caravan, but the commitment is real. Questions for Say It Like Steve from next week’s French sunshine? Get them in now!Follow us on TikTok, YouTube and Instagram – just search @cockneyandson.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailThis week, we’re pulling down the garden fence and having a natter about neighbours  the good, the bad, and the downright nosy. From creepy legends like “Rosie Meadow” to shared garden bins and awkward chats over the washing line, we ask: do people still talk to their neighbours, or are we all Ring doorbells and bolted gates these days?Then it’s onto a proper moan about the price of plastic bags  how did we go from getting them for free to needing a mortgage for a Bag for Life?In Say It Like Steve, we dive into the struggles of getting on the property ladder in 2025. Spoiler alert: it’s not pretty — unless you’ve got a rich nan and zero bills.PLUS — the chaos level hits new heights as the girly makes her podcast debut, unplanned and unstoppable. If you think men can’t multitask, this episode might just prove you wrong.And of course, we wrap it all up with this week’s Cockney Slang Word of the Week ????? 👉 Follow @CockneyAndSon on YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram⭐ And please leave us a review on whichever platform you’re listening on — it helps more than you know!🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailWe’re back—and this week, Steve’s off the beach and straight into a moan! From £100 kids’ days out to packing cubes and pressure to post your holiday on social media, we’re chatting holidays then vs now.👉 In Bit of a Natter, we look at the rise of Insta-perfect travel, why British seaside breaks got left behind, and whether we’re all just overthinking a bit of sunshine.😤 In Adam & Eve It, manners are under fire—from people not saying thank you to kids glued to screens while someone holds the door. Where’s the respect gone?🗣️ In Say It Like Steve, we’re asking—can you still say what you think, or is everyone too scared of getting “cancelled”? A proper chat about free speech, filters, and keeping it real.🧩 Plus, don’t miss our Cockney Slang Word of the Week — comment it below for a cheeky follow back!💬 New episodes every Friday!👍 Like, subscribe, and hit the bell so you never miss a moan.📲 Follow us on Instagram & TikTok @cockneyandson📢 Share it with a mate who still calls it “Pontins or bust”🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailEpisode 7 of Cockney & Son, it’s lucky number seven — but not for the things that give us the ick! From men in flip-flops on the tube, to funeral selfies (yes, really), we’re diving headfirst into the modern cringes that wind us right up. Dad even takes on baby talk to pets and people filming entire concerts — and let’s just say, he’s not holding back.Then in Adam & Eve It, it’s full-on road rage (verbally, at least) as Dad rants about traffic, bike lanes, and why London feels more jammed up than ever.And in Say It Like Steve, the summer holidays are here — and one poor listener wants to know: how do you entertain two kids under ten without losing your mind or your wallet? Spoiler: Dad’s answer involves a lot of “good luck.”Finally, we wrap up with your Cockney Slang Word of the Week, a shoutout to all the parents just trying to survive the six-week break, and a bit of a giggle to lift the mood.🎧 Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts.🔗 Follow us @CockneyAndSon for updates, banter, and bonus clips!🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailThis week on Cockney & Son, we’re talking fears — big, small and downright bonkers. From spiders to buttons to running out of tea bags, we’re sharing what gives us the shivers… and yes, Dad admits he’s scared of one thing (hint: it involves the dentist).In Bit of a Natter, we chat about the weird phobias people have, how fears have changed over the years, and whether it’s best to just get on with it — Dad-style.Then in Adam & Eve It, it’s a moan about people trying to fiddle the system — from benefit blaggers to fake emotional support animals. Dad’s got a few old-school tales of dodgy excuses too.This week’s Say It Like Steve tackles a tricky parenting dilemma: what would Dad do if his 12-year-old refused to sleep alone?Plus, your Cockney Slang Word of the Week (‘Bubble Bath’ = laugh), a chat about surviving the summer heat, and our usual wrap-up of chaos, cold baths, and garden grumbles.Pop the kettle on (or crack open a G&T) and have a listen — and don’t forget to follow, subscribe, and share your weirdest phobia with us for next week’s show!🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailIt’s Lew here — and for this episode, Dad and I are diving into something we’re all guilty of: secretly judging people. From side-eyes at the supermarket to Dad’s brutal honesty about your parking skills, nothing’s off limits.In Bit of a Natter, we chat about what people got judged for back in Dad’s day compared to now (spoiler: he reckons he never judged anyone — yeah, right). Adam & Eve It is Dad’s weekly rant about people who think life’s over at 60, and I’ve got a surprise taste test lined up to see what he makes of a viral snack.We’ve also got Say It Like Steve where Dad dishes out his “wisdom” — take it with a pinch of salt — and our Cockney Slang Word of the Week is Baked Bean. Any guesses?Stick the kettle on, have a laugh, and secretly judge us judging everyone else — you know you want to🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailIt’s Lew here — and in Episode 4, I’m dragging my old man back through the decades to see how parenting has (supposedly) changed since he was a kid in the 60s and 70s, through his ‘dad years’ in the 80s and 90s, and now into my turn in 2025. Safe to say, he reckons he had it all figured out. Spoiler: he didn’t.We’re chatting about dodgy old school discipline, dinner table rules (one meal only — no picky eaters allowed), and whether grandparents these days are pulling their weight or just living it up while the rest of us are knackered.Then, for Adam & Eve It, I’ve stitched him right up with a surprise taste test: the viral strawberries & cream sandwich everyone’s been banging on about for Wimbledon. Did he love it? Did he moan? Of course he did.And in Say It Like Steve, we get his take on whether you should let your kid drop out of school to become the next big YouTuber. Good luck with that advice.Oh — and don’t miss this week’s Cockney slang: “Treacle Tart” (I’ll let you guess).Stick us in your ears, have a laugh, and don’t forget to follow and subscribe — we’re only just warming up. See you next week for Episode 5!🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailThis week, we’re diving into all the nonsense we believed as kids—from chewing gum tangling your organs to the ice cream van only playing music when it’s out of lollies 🍦. Turns out, parenting in the ‘60s and ‘80s came with a side of creative storytelling.Steve’s rant of the week takes aim at British people moaning about the weather—sun’s out and we STILL can’t be happy apparently 🌞🙄. And in “Say It Like Steve,” one listener gets advice on handling a manager who keeps stealing the spotlight at work… spoiler alert: HR gets involved.Plus, our Cockney Slang Word of the Week returns with a fresh one for your mince pies 👀💬 Like, follow, comment and let us know the weirdest thing you believed growing up.🧊 Ice cream vans, chewing gum myths, and a proper British moan—this one’s got it all.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailDating Then vs NowFrom phone boxes to dating apps, this episode dives headfirst into the world of romance, old-school style. Steve recalls how courtship worked in the 70s (spoiler: landlines and pie & mash featured heavily), while Lew tries to explain swiping, champagne expectations, and the curse of Nando’s as a first date.You won’t ’Adam & Eve it’ about Christmas in June (Steve’s fuming), an advice corner with some “Say It Like Steve” wisdom about dating on a budget, and a new Cockney slang word to crack.If you’ve ever wondered how far £100 will get you on a London date in 2025 or what happened to Lew’s long-lost Tracy Island this one’s for you.🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan MailWelcome to the very first episode of Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London — where Lew and his straight-talking dad Steve dive into what’s changed (and what hasn’t) in everyday London life.In this debut chat, expect:Cold baths and chamber pots in 1950s FulhamHow much you could get for a tenner back in the dayA fiery rant about inflation, baked beans, and Rachel Reeves’ fuel allowance U-turnHonest advice for modern relationships – the “Use Your Loaf” sectionAnd the first round of Cockney Slang of the Week (Do you know what a “dustbin lid” is?)Funny, heartfelt, and a bit rough around the edges – just how Steve likes it.👉 Follow, share, and let us know your best budget London memory or guess the slang on Instagram: @cockneyandson🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.

Send us Fan Mail🎙️ Episode 0 – The Tester: Setting Up, Slang Checks & Wedding DilemmasWelcome to the very first episode of Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London. We set up the mics (eventually), hit record, and just went for it — so expect a bit of chaos, a lot of laughs, and plenty of opinions.In this unscripted tester, we:Attempt a jingle (badly)Test my dad’s true Cockney credentials with a slang challengeDive into stories of growing up in post-war West LondonDebate the death of community spirit, self-checkouts, and the cost of living in 2025Offer (questionable) relationship advice to a listener who’s been engaged for five years with no wedding in sightDiscover which celebrity my dad would want sliding into his DMs (spoiler: it’s not who you’d expect)It’s raw, real, and the first time my dad has ever done anything like this — and somehow, he sounds like a pro.Hit follow, subscribe, and if you’ve got a question for my old man, send it to [email protected] 🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One LondonNew episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.