Episode 671: Bear Attack Insurance Fraud

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Donald Trump Attacked—John Phelan Incompetent —Bear Attack Insurance Fraud00:00 Introductions02:23 Ruby Rose04:52 Donald Trump15:51 Jesus Statue22:07 MAGA Influencer 26:34 John Phelan29:25 Elizabeth Smart33:11 The Onion34:50 Bear Attack Insurance Fraud40:09 RFK Jr. = Liar41:40 Kash PatelRuby RoseRuby Rose has always been annoying, but turns out, she’s also a liar. “Katy Perry assaulted me!”Except for the part where no one else there saw anything, and Ruby herself neglected to mention it when writing about the evening years ago.What a way to try and gain attention.Donald TrumpA crazed gunman tried to do the world a solid, but liberals are calling it a false flag operation.Jesus StatueAn Israeli soldier smashed a statue of Jesus, and there was OUTRAGE.(Ignore the bombs hitting the civilians, though. That’s par for the course.)MAGA Influencer A sexy, blonde MAGA woman turned out to be the AI creation of an Indian medical student. Of course the morons were fooled. I mean, hell… they voted for Trump, right?They fall for all the scams. John PhelanJohn was the secretary of the Navy… because he was a billionaire Trump donor, not because he had any military experience.At all.Drain that swamp, baby. Elizabeth SmartThis is our clickbait story of the week… Elizabeth is now a professional bodybuilder. What’s her workout like?Don’t ask her personal trainer, because all you’re going to get is a vague nothing. The OnionIn a bit of glorious news, The Onion finally took control of InfoWars. Now the lies that site offers will be hilarious, not damaging. Bear Attack Insurance FraudThis might be the best story of all time… Some dimwits put on a bear costume, vandalized a car, and tried to file an insurance claim.They were caught, when someone with eyeballs viewed the damage and the video surveillance. RFK Jr. = LiarThe government buried a study that showed the COVID vaccine helped reduce negative effects of COVID. Because of course they did.Kash PatelKash is an incompetent waste of a human being who pushes conspiracy theories and defends pedos, and is also an alleged drunk.Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/