Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Stupid People—Caitlin Clark00:00 Introductions01:42 Stupid People05:43 Good Food22:27 Medical Testing in India25:45 Caitlin Clark36:35 Courtney StoddenStupid PeopleDo you know someone that reacts to the first ten seconds of something, and thinks they know the whole picture?Well, you know someone stupid!“I watched the first few seconds of Titanic… I bet the ship makes it!”“I watched the opening to Saving Private Ryan… wow, looks like Germany is gonna win!”Jumping to conclusions makes you a moron, plain and simple.Good FoodWhen you’re eating ethnic food, should you go to a fine dining establishment, or a hole in the wall?My wife answered incorrectly, but I was able to help her see the light.Medical Testing in IndiaThis is nothing more than a story about bad journalism.Caitlin ClarkIt is beyond insane how much abuse the face of the WNBA takes. For all the talk of women being “sisters,” and womanhood is a “sisterhood,” man, them catty witches attack her for being the best in the league non-stop.To make things super fun, “journalist” Nancy Armour either went for rage bait, or the title of dumbest woman on the planet, because she said Clark is responsible for fueling racism.Courtney StoddenAt age 16, Courtney Stodden married 51 year-old pedo, Doug Hutchison. And, yes, that is absolutely the correct usage of pedo.Now she wants to protect girls from being child brides, and God bless her for it. Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Tariff Refunds—Big Tobacco00:00 Introductions03:45 Tariff Refunds11:54 Obamacare Enrollment16:08 Big Tobacco 26:54 Censorship!Tariff RefundsOur moron in chief threw illegal tariffs onto imports, we paid the extra costs, and now the companies are getting the refunds. Thank you, complete idiots who voted for this.Obamacare Enrollment Numbers are plummeting, but not for the reason you think.Logic would dictate that rising costs are causing people to drop their insurance, but don’t worry, the moron in charge says it was “phantom enrollments.”Big Tobacco The U.S. had curbed flavored vapes aimed at kids, but one bribe to Donald Trump later, that’s changing…Censorship!Apple News and Google suppressed negative Graham Platner stories!So much so, that the only time anyone saw Graham Platner in the news, is when it was a negative story.Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Conor McGregor—Arson in the News—Islamic Republic of Japan00:00 Introductions04:30 Conor McGregor14:50 Arson in the News20:50 Biohacking22:57 Anti-vax Murder Mom33:18 Islamic Republic of Japan34:51 Conservative College CoursesConor McGregorApparently he went down IMMEDIATELY. I hope you didn’t pay for view this “fight,” because you wasted your money.Also discussed: A Swiss player flops in the World Cup, and the ref gives him a deserved second yellow card.EVERY SOCCER PLAYER THAT FLOPS SHOULD BE BOOTED FROM THE GAME.I like watching the World Cup, but my God… They’re all a bunch of ankle-grabbing crybabies.Oh, and I guess Lindsey Graham died.Shoulda happened 15 years ago. Arson in the NewsUm… I don’t want to make the algorithm angry, so I’m gonna be careful here, but apparently Christopher Peden chopped off his own twig & berries, and lit them on fire.Yeah.So… drugs, mental illness, or both? BiohackingBrian Johnson said, “I’m going to live forever!” Mother Nature said, “Hold my beer.”Anti-Vax Murder MomRFK Jr. is one of the worst people on the planet, and Andrea Shaw is using that to her advantage. She allegedly murdered her babies, and blamed the flu shot.Why?Because she knew that a crowd of anti-vaxxers would embrace her, because they are so very, very stupid. Islamic Republic of JapanTrump is just so very, very stupid.Conservative College CoursesWest Virginia spent $3 million to create a college course that fights the “woke” agenda.One person signed up.Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Banana Ball—Mexican Batman00:00 Introductions07:55 Banana Ball14:41 Mexican Batman21:40 Shrek 527:26 Trump Coin31:03 California Volume32:52 State Fair 25037:10 Rush Banana BallCould Major League Baseball learn something from the Savanah Bananas?YES.Implement the new rules, but not the dancing?Boom.Baseball is fixed.Mexican BatmanA hero is taping motorcycle thieves to poles, and I’m here for it.Shrek 5Shrek was a brilliant, fun movie.Every sequel has been absolute garbage. So of COURSE they’re making another one.Bleh.Trump CoinHe’s made hundreds of millions; “investors” have lost billions.Lol, morons. California VolumeCalifornia gets almost everything wrong, especially housing and homelessness, but they got the volume control on advertising right.Good on ya, California.State Fair 250The fact Fox outright lies to people is nothing new—they had to pay $700 million for doing so about election 2020.But now they’re doing it so very, very blatantly…You have to be so incredibly stupid to consider Fox News a source of information…RushThey’re cancelling shows the right way.Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/23:06

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Jackass 5—Trump’s Reflecting Pool—Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong00:00 Introductions00:23 Jackass 508:50 Trump’s Reflecting Pool13:53 America 250 Fair17:55 Save America Act27:39 Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong37:31 Test Fraud in CollegeJackass, Best & Lastnathan took his eleven-year-old son to the movie, which is the perfect age for such nonsense.The kiddo loved it, nathan liked it… …but ultimately has to admit, spending your money on seeing it in the theater is a bit of a waste.Trump’s Reflecting PoolIt’s a nice combination of funny & sad that the reflecting pool debacle is an apples-to-apples representation of Trump’s presidency. America 250 FairIt’s bombing thus far.But, hey… on the plus side, no one had to sit through Vanilla Ice.That’s a win.Save America ActTrump is holding the bipartisan Affordable Housing Bill hostage because he wants to repress the vote.Cosmetic Surgery Gone WrongThere are several certainties in life: death, taxes, the fact you do not need butt implants, and the fact that if you do get butt implants, do not go to a strip mall “medical” facility to have them removed.Thus spaketh the Lord.Test Fraud in CollegeAn Amazon driver took tests for college students……AND MADE MILLIONS!!Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/23:06

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Modern Dating—Trump’s Reflecting Pool00:00 Introductions01:04 Modern Dating05:33 Portugal Soccer18:19 Rod Stewart28:27 Trump’s Reflecting Pool—Modern DatingA woman started dating appropriately, and thought she’d done something special. Weird.—Portugal SoccerPortugal soccer players refused to leave their Florida hotel rooms, because they saw alligators on the pitch.—Rod StewartSouth Park made fun of Rod for being too old to perform TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS AGO… and people are still paying to see him live.WHY???—Trump’s Reflecting Pool$15 million to a friend, to fail.I wonder what the kickback was.Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Mötley Crüe00:00 Introductions02:19 Mötley Crüe11:46 $1.8 Billion Slush Fund21:24 Michael Jackson28:08 University of Iowa35:24 Military ReligionsMötley CrüeAaaaaand, it’s gone.After every C list celebrity performer outside of D list Vanilla Ice pulled out, Trump has turned America’s Birthday into a MAGA rally.Go morons! Also: was Mötley Crüe the most influential Hair Metal band of the 1980s?Yes.Yes they were.$1.8 Billion Slush FundDid you beat a cop on January 6th? Then YOU are entitled to compensation.The most corrupt president in all of history does it again.Michael JacksonThe successful bio pic (biography picture, not biopic) is getting a sequel!So…Are they going to make it realistic this time?Will the FULL story be told, now?Or will the dark truths be ignored again?University of IowaConservative hypocrites did it! Wooo!They are mandating a class no one wants at the University of Iowa. Indoctrination, indeed…Military ReligionsThe military has stopped recognizing over 200 religions…I mean, that’s a good start, right?Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Iranian Peace Talks—James Talarico00:00 Introductions05:37 Iran08:40 James Talarico15:47 U-Haul23:57 Thomas Massie31:34 CBS 36:06 Comey Prosecutor40:26 Speed CamerasIranWe’re so close to a peace deal!Oh, wait.This was recorded several days ago, and the needle hasn’t moved an inch.It’s almost like the orange blowhard moron is, dare I say it, a liar. James TalaricoEvery election cycle, we hear that Texas is on the verge of turning blue.And then it goes SOLIDLY red.But, a Dem won in Alabama after the Republicans nominated a pedo.Ken Paxton protects pedos, and is a horrible, horrible person…Does that mean Talarico might slip in a win?U-HaulA trailer missing for 14 years turns up.What? Thomas MassieHe’s down, but not out…CBSThey fired Colbert, even though he was in first place in his time slot.His replacement? Last place.However… is the new show more profitable?Comey ProsecutorThe lead prosecutor in the James Comey 86/47 has quit without reason.Well…The reason is: they have no case.It’s all vindictive bs.Speed CamerasUsing citizens as piggy banks.That’s all those are good for.Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Trump Phones 2.0—Republicans & Child Marriage00:00 Introductions01:02 Trump Phones 2.005:33 Republicans & Child Marriage19:53 The University of Iowa28:34 Black Boycott35:00 Dumbocrats41:01 Ben PalmerTrump Phones 2.0We got it wrong! We said Trump was grifting, and that the phones would never arrive, and BAM!Customers got their phones!Sure, they weren’t made in America, so the idea they would be was an outright lie, they were missing two stripes, but who cares? Two of the original 13 colonies were sissies anyway……and BONUS, they’re already leaking user data!Ah, morons. That’s what you MAGA cultists are.Complete morons. Republicans & Child MarriageShould a 12-year-old girl be married off to a 40-year-old man?No.Never.But Republicans will fight for the right of a religious group to do so, even if they hide it under the guise of, “What if two 16-year-olds want to get married.”Child marriage is gross, but Republicans seem to love it.The University of IowaRepublicans in Iowa want to force students to take classes the students aren’t interested in.Because, you know, liberals are indoctrinating kids. Black BoycottThe Supreme Court struck down voting rights for under-represented people, and states across the U.S. started gerrymandering districts in order to repress the population.How to fight this?Hit ‘em where it hurts.The idea Black athletes would turn down offers from Universities in these districts, these states, is fantastic.It would be massive…If it happened.Come on, Black athletes… do your thing.DumbocratsBen PalmerBen is a comedian who exposed the worst of America by creating a fake website that confused dimwits into thinking they were reporting illegal immigrants to the Department of Homeland Security.One horrible woman wanted a kindergartner deported for being brown.Racists walk among us, and they vote.Anyway, the DHS took note, and issued a “BOLO” (Be on the Lookout for) notification regarding Palmer.Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen.Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Trump Phones—Olivia Rodrigo00:00 Introductions05:10 The World for Sale09:49 Trump Phones17:23 Olivia Rodrigo23:48 Frontier Airlines26:06 California Election 30:12 Republicans go MAGAThe World for SaleIt’s a great book; nathan gives a little tease. Trump PhonesThe stupid got swindled again… Almost 600,000 morons lined up to give Trump a $100 deposit for a phone they were most certainly never going to see.Made in America?Yeah, right.Anyway, they’re very slowing figuring out that they got ripped off. Olivia RodrigoOutrage! She wore a dress!Rolling Stone gets it right for once: this is bot outrage. Frontier AirlinesVideo footage of the dude getting hit by the jet! Oof.Gonna need a band-aid for that.(It’s just a flesh wound.)California ElectionKatie Porter got caught on video acting extra crabby, and now she’s upset that Tom Steyer might’ve been the one to leak said video. Well, not Tom specifically, but his campaign. Anyway, Katie, maybe don’t be a pos, and people won’t think you’re a pos. Just saying. Republicans go MAGATrump-endorsed candidates are winning primaries, but will they win general elections?People are stupid, yes, but are they so stupid as to not only want to continue down this path, but double down on it with even worse spineless sheep than Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham? We’re gonna find out… Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —James Comey—Iranian Propaganda00:00 Introductions08:11 James Comey14:59 BEES!19:56 Wold Cup Fever35:56 Renewable Energy36:24 Iranian Propaganda James ComeyLast week, we pointed out that FBI Director Kash Patel was a bug-eyed, alcoholic waste of a human being, and boy, he sure proved it this week.Zero arrests from the Epstein Files, but they spent a year investigating seashells.BEES!Not all heroes wear capes.Rebecca Woods used what she could when police moved to evict an 80-year-old man fighting cancer.Good on her, and note: this is the system we live in, where getting sick gets you homeless.World Cup FeverThe World Cup was supposed to be an economic boost to the American economy, but nope!Greed and stupidity got in the way.Ticket prices are offending everyone, and no one with an IQ above that of your average turnip wants to visit the United States, so…Renewable EnergyThe Trump Administration is using our tax dollars to pay foreign countries to not invest in renewable energy.Because that’s who a-holes roll.Iranian PropagandaIran keeps spitting out bangers. Good on ‘em.Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Donald Trump Attacked—John Phelan Incompetent —Bear Attack Insurance Fraud00:00 Introductions02:23 Ruby Rose04:52 Donald Trump15:51 Jesus Statue22:07 MAGA Influencer 26:34 John Phelan29:25 Elizabeth Smart33:11 The Onion34:50 Bear Attack Insurance Fraud40:09 RFK Jr. = Liar41:40 Kash PatelRuby RoseRuby Rose has always been annoying, but turns out, she’s also a liar. “Katy Perry assaulted me!”Except for the part where no one else there saw anything, and Ruby herself neglected to mention it when writing about the evening years ago.What a way to try and gain attention.Donald TrumpA crazed gunman tried to do the world a solid, but liberals are calling it a false flag operation.Jesus StatueAn Israeli soldier smashed a statue of Jesus, and there was OUTRAGE.(Ignore the bombs hitting the civilians, though. That’s par for the course.)MAGA Influencer A sexy, blonde MAGA woman turned out to be the AI creation of an Indian medical student. Of course the morons were fooled. I mean, hell… they voted for Trump, right?They fall for all the scams. John PhelanJohn was the secretary of the Navy… because he was a billionaire Trump donor, not because he had any military experience.At all.Drain that swamp, baby. Elizabeth SmartThis is our clickbait story of the week… Elizabeth is now a professional bodybuilder. What’s her workout like?Don’t ask her personal trainer, because all you’re going to get is a vague nothing. The OnionIn a bit of glorious news, The Onion finally took control of InfoWars. Now the lies that site offers will be hilarious, not damaging. Bear Attack Insurance FraudThis might be the best story of all time… Some dimwits put on a bear costume, vandalized a car, and tried to file an insurance claim.They were caught, when someone with eyeballs viewed the damage and the video surveillance. RFK Jr. = LiarThe government buried a study that showed the COVID vaccine helped reduce negative effects of COVID. Because of course they did.Kash PatelKash is an incompetent waste of a human being who pushes conspiracy theories and defends pedos, and is also an alleged drunk.Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/

This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Guinness & AI—U.S. Steel00:00 Introductions04:18 Guinness & AI12:24 Lebanon16:27 Eric Swalwell28:16 U.S. Steel30:13 N. Korean Job Interviews34:21 Christian Minister39:40 Phillips 66Guinness & AISome people are using AI to write code, others are using it to create autonomous cars.One hero in Ireland, used AI to lower the price of Guinness. Hero.LebanonOh, Israel… The instant a ceasefire was called between the powers that be and Iran, Israel bombed Lebanon.I mean…Ya couldn’t just sit idle by for a day? Eric SwalwellOh, to be a drunken douchebag…Welp, he dropped out of the Governors race after we recorded.Now how long before he completely excuses himself from the public eye? U.S. SteelOh, Donald…You talk a mean game, but it’s all lies.Donald Trump is building his big, beautiful ballroom… using foreign steel.Take that, America! N. Korean Job InterviewsThis is nothing short of hilarious…North Korean hackers try and gain access to Western data by posing as employees, and then cheating the system.Well, there’s one way to interview them, and it’s hilarious.Christian MinisterWhat? Another Christian got arrested for diddling kids?SHOCKING.Phillips 66The oil company donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to get Trump elected, and now they’re going to lose hundreds of millions of dollars because of it.Ha!Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.Tune in and get your giggle on.Find Jake at @jakeveveraFind nathan at nathantimmel.comShow your support by picking up a T-Shirt: https://nathan-timmel.dashery.com/